Monday, 06.07.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Hell of a show today girls and boys! Slimfast went to see Lazlo's son play baseball over the weekend and he got to see Lazlo "fight" with an ump. Lazlo is upset because he knew Slimfast was gonna bring this up today and it was the first thing he wanted to discuss. *Julia went to a celebration of life or memorial or something over the weekend. We all know Julia has a history of dressing inappropriately at funerals. So......wait til you hear what she did this time. *Slimfast went to a head shop over the weekend. Okay, that's not so weird. But he went there just to say hi to an employee because he was lonely. Seriously. *Doomscrolling!! Did you watch the big fight over the weekend? Lazlo did! If you would like to exit a commercial flight early, just bang on the cockpit door and scream "STOP THIS PLANE". A rookie Arkansas police officer saved a choking baby's life. A NC student wasn't allowed to have his diploma because he wore a Mexican flag draped over his shoulder on stage. A Texas bakery decides to celebrate Pride Month and their facebook is inundated with hate. Luckily, good people were quick to help out. *All of us are going on vacation next week so Julia is going to tell us every awful secret about hotel/motel rooms. *At what age did you start to take your health seriously? Never? Same here. *Which is better? Spending time alone or being around people you like? Do you feel like you need more or less alone time? *Slimfast sent a "close-talker" or "space-invader" to talk to Lazlo during his smoke break. *We discover that 1) Julia thinks she's straight egge 2) Jeriney doesn't black out 3) Lazlo admits to drinking and drugging occasionally 4) Slimfast is high as hell right now. *We are out of here! Hope to see you again tomorrow. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo and swing by lazlo.church if you get a minute. -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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Hell of a show today girls and boys! Slimfast went to see Lazlo's son play baseball over the weekend and he got to see Lazlo "fight" with an ump. Lazlo is upset because he knew Slimfast was gonna bring this up today and it was the first thing he wanted to discuss. *Julia went to a celebration of life or memorial or something over the weekend. We all know Julia has a history of dressing inappropriately at funerals. So......wait til you hear what she did this time. *Slimfast went to a head shop over the weekend. Okay, that's not so weird. But he went there just to say hi to an employee because he was lonely. Seriously. *Doomscrolling!! Did you watch the big fight over the weekend? Lazlo did! If you would like to exit a commercial flight early, just bang on the cockpit door and scream "STOP THIS PLANE". A rookie Arkansas police officer saved a choking baby's life. A NC student wasn't allowed to have his diploma because he wore a Mexican flag draped over his shoulder on stage. A Texas bakery decides to celebrate Pride Month and their facebook is inundated with hate. Luckily, good people were quick to help out. *All of us are going on vacation next week so Julia is going to tell us every awful secret about hotel/motel rooms. *At what age did you start to take your health seriously? Never? Same here. *Which is better? Spending time alone or being around people you like? Do you feel like you need more or less alone time? *Slimfast sent a "close-talker" or "space-invader" to talk to Lazlo during his smoke break. *We discover that 1) Julia thinks she's straight egge 2) Jeriney doesn't black out 3) Lazlo admits to drinking and drugging occasionally 4) Slimfast is high as hell right now. *We are out of here! Hope to see you again tomorrow. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo and swing by lazlo.church if you get a minute. -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

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