Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Monday, 8.10.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
August 10, 2020 21:15 - 1 hour - 107 MB*We're back! *A quick vacation recap. Anyone else watch Love on the Spectrum on Netflix yet? *Headlines! Did you hear the one about the Trolls droll that giggles when you tickle its crotch? Trump signed a few executive orders and the dems are pissed. An Oklahoma man who just wants to carry his purse into the casino. *College football is looking less and less likely. Does this mean we should give up on the NFL playing in 2020? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday, 7.31.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 31, 2020 21:15 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB*Our last show before vacation starts. That's why you're getting this crap description. It's not like we interviewed anyone. We followed the same basic format as all prior days. I give today a 7/10. IMDB would give it a 6.5/10 because IMDB gives everything a 6.5. Seriously, who uses IMDB to gauge whether people liked a movie or not? Just use rotten tomatoes like everyone else. IMDB is like the Consumer Reports. Your dad loves it but we've moved on. Speaking of dads and moving on, that actuall...
Thursday, 7.30.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 30, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB*Slimfast is back in studio! We were running a little late today because Slimfast had to wait on his COVID test results. We get a quick recap of his COVID life. Trump says maybe we should delay the election. Lazlo points out at most polling places are schools and Trump is still telling us schools should reopen but apparently thinks it's not safe to vote. *Headlines! Tech CEO's testified before congress. Hollywood is in trouble. Russia says they have a vaccine that works and it will be ready f...
Tuesday, 7.28.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 28, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB*Welcome to the podcast! Lazlo is in studio and Slimfast is still broadcasting from home. The Royals tied a club record for home runs on Monday and they got a new celebrity part-owner. *Headlines! Fauci responds to Trump, sort of. Trump has a new favorite doctor and she believes in Alien DNA and tons of other funs things! COVID is pissing everybody off and it's not slowing down. *A little celebrity news this afternoon. Some people claim the Ellen show is a terrible place to work. Bezos ex wif...
Friday, 7.24.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 27, 2020 20:45 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB*Lost audio from July 24th. Sorry it's getting posted late. I remember us having a conversation about Mike Tyson. I know we did Headlines. Just give it a listen, or don't. Again, I'm sorry it's late but I have F#*KING COVID!! *Have a great day :) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 7.27.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 27, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB*Another week, another show with Slimfast broadcasting from home with the Rona. Baseball is back, have you been watching? Is Slimfast ever gonna be allowed to leave the house? *Headlines! Aliens are real! Nazis flags at Walmart. Protests in Portland seem to be getting bigger. School's about to start soon, should kids be learning from home? Boris Johnson makes fun of anti-vaxxers. *Nick Wright is on the show today. He's worried about football this fall. *Slimfast explains why Chris Hansen and ...
Thursday, 7.23.20 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 23, 2020 14:00 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBIt’s Thursday, and we’re still quarantined. Slimfast got the Rona and is still broadcasting from his couch studio. *Headlines! Planets to discuss. We’re big planet guys on this show. Seattle is great at coming up with pro sports team names, and DC might be the worst ever. Trump can remember up to five different things, for up to ten minutes at a time! Doctors have never seen intellect like it! Colorado says bars are gonna have to start closing earlier than Grandma’s bed time. Canadian CDC s...
Tuesday, 7.21.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 21, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MB*Will the podcast work the first time today? That's stuff I don't know. I'm the reason it didn't work the first time yesterday. Cut me some slack. I've got COVID-19 and I'm working from home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 7-20-20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 20, 2020 23:15 - 1 hour - 91.9 MB*We're back!! (Sort of) Slimfast has COVID-Weiner and isn't allowed in the studio for a couple weeks. So, they set him up to broadcast from home. Everything seemed to go smoothly excpet the first posting of the podcast was wrong. Let's hope this one works better. We talk quarantine, the mayor not wearing a mask in his Ozark selfie, Headlines, and Nick Wright calls in to check on the guys! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 7.20.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 20, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MB*We're back!! (Sort of) Slimfast has COVID-Weiner and isn't allowed in the studio for a couple weeks. So, they set him up to broadcast from home. Everything seemed to go smoothly excpet the first posting of the podcast was wrong. Let's hope this one works better. We talk quarantine, the mayor not wearing a mask in his Ozark selfie, Headlines, and Nick Wright calls in to check on the guys! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 7.20.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 20, 2020 19:45 - 9 minutes - 8.8 MB*We're back! (sort of) Slimfast is broadcasting from home while Lazlo is in the studio. That's right, old COVID-Weiner actually got COVID and isn't allowed in the studio. But the show must go on! *Headlines! Lots of COVID and Trump IQ tests talk. *The mayor took a picture at the lake without a mask. It started a twitter war. We discuss. *Nick Wright is back! He couldn't wait to catch up with the guys after a week of radio silence. *Remember, COVID is real. People are getting sick. So wash you...
Friday, 7.10.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 10, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB*It's Friday! Big plans this weekend? Let's go clubbing. *Mahomes was on a boat with Kelce. Doesn't that make you like him more? *Headlines! Weed is basically legal in KCMO, for real this time. Another white dude CEO gets drunk and goes on a racist rant at a bar in California. Is Wayfair selling more than just furniture? It's the craziest conspiracy you'll hear today. *Sorry we can't post Mail on the podcast but we get nervous when lawyers call. *Have a great weekend! Remeber, the mask goes o...
Thursday, 7.9.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday, 7.8.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 08, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB*Short podcast today! I lost over an hour of audio. No, I don't take no responsibilty. -Slimfast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 7.7.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 07, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 113 MB*Slimfast has a migraine and Lazlo is convinced it's COVID. *Headlines! Trump doing Trump stuff. Someone found a male Karen at a Costco in Florida. Ticks are apparantly spreading a disease with symptoms similiar to COVID-19. Oh, and ticks are supposed to be extra bad this year. *What was your 15 minutes of fame? Slimfast wants to be the voice person at the airport and Worlds of Fun so Lazlo makes him audition on air. Why are people so racist? *Have a good night! Let's touch base again tomorro...
Monday, 7.6.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 06, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 104 MB*Mahomes!! *Does Lazlo believe in love? Slimfast is rehashing a summer fling that happened fifteen years ago and for some reason Lazlo gets furious. *Headlines! Could the news be any more depressing? Florida is a COVID factory and hospitals are at capacity. Anyone else got "Karen Fatigue"? The media loves showing white women at their worst right now. *Nick Wright is on the phone and he's ecstatic about Mahomes! *Slimfast is freaking out becasue he watched an episode of Unsolved Mysteries abou...
Wednesday, 7.1.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 02, 2020 01:15 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 6.30.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 30, 2020 18:15 - 1 hour - 104 MB*Mask mania! Slimfast has been cleaning up puke morning. Anyone know a god DUI lawyer? You ever get money from a class action? A mayor in Alabama is upset with the Alabama Football. *Headlines! Fauci vs Rand Paul again. So many Karens in the actual news today. *Should we get tested? Can we get tested? Are the tests working? *Thanks for listening! Wear a mask, wash your hands, and don't kiss you grandma. See you tomorrow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 6.29.20
June 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB*Welcome back! How was your weekend? The mayor shared a picture on Instagram that was taken in the Buzz studio but....it's for a terrible reason. Starting today, you gotta wear a mask in public in KC and some people aren't happy about. A new study says there was no spike in COVID cases from the protests. Wait, what? Trump tweeted a video of a guy shouting "White Power" to thank him for his support. Supreme Court saved the day again, barely. Some country singer we've never heard of did a live ...
Friday, 6.26.20
June 26, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 108 MB*Helluva a show today! We cover everything from woke country singers to changing county names! *Headlines! Trump and Biden have some differences on the whole mask thing. Two stories of cops getting in trouble for being aggressive. *Nick Wright calls in. He sent Slimfast a huge surprise gift in the mail and Lazlo ain't happy about it. *Stay positive kids! Wear a mask! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday, 6.24.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 24, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB*Didn't every kid get excited about some urban legend or conspiracy? There's a new picture of the Loch Ness Monster. Kansas City MO is about to totally get rid of penalties for marijuana! What's it like to actually live on the coast in a tourist town? Does everyone have a little fantasy about being a bartender in Key West? *Headlines! Trump gets the crowd going in Arizona by saying something racist. It's important that we all get the facts about Bubba Wallace. Did a cop get a tampon in his St...
Tuesday, 6.23.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 23, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 103 MB*Is it just us or is health insurance getting worse and worse? Slimfast is starting to get depressed from the lack of stuff to do in this pandemic. What's gonna happen with public schools? Are kids staying home for another year? *Headlines! Fauci testifies today. Trump says he wasn't kidding about asking people to test less for COVID. A NJ family dies in their pool. Seattle says it's time to take back "Chaz" or whatever it's called. Ron Jeremy is facing some serious charges. *Road Rage Karen ...
Monday, 6.22.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 22, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 92 MB*Welcome back! How was your weekend? Chris D'Elia getting canceled is one thing, but does that mean we have to cancel every single show or movie he was in? *Headlines! Trump had his rally on Saturday and said he ordered people to stop testing for COVID so often and he said he wants flag burners to do a year in jail. Lots of white people being racist across the country and getting caught on camera. Someone bought Kurt Cobain's Unplugged guitar for a-lot-o-money. *Slimfast got a birthday presen...
Friday, 6.19.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 19, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 73 MB*How are middle aged guys supposed to dress? Can you change your style after 30? *Headlines! It's Slimfast's birthday. Lots of talk about Trump and people getting shot. *We're taking off early today so that Slimfast can go home and celebrate his birthday alone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday, 6.18.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 18, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB*If you're a fan of transphobic rap songs performed by uniform police officers, have we got a track for you! Can people on the "other side" come around to our way of thinking when presented with new ideas and information? *Headlines! Trump thinks SCOTUS hates him. Turns out, lots of people hate him The cops in Atlanta have already been charged. Bolton's got a new book and he claims Trump's own staff call him a "dipshit" behind his back. He also claims that Putin loves how dumb Trump is. Biden...
Wednesday, 6.17.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 17, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 80.1 MB*When you were a kid, what did you have to learn about to fit in? *Headlines! Trump says everyone wants law and order, even if they don't know it. What the hell is a Boogaloo boy? A cop in Ohio was using the police database to stalk women. Trump's niece is wrote a book but she might not be able to publish it because she signed an NDA. *A police officer cries on camera about her McDonalds order taking too long. *Nick calls to discuss baseball and the cry-baby cop. *Have a great night! Sorry if...
Tuesday, 6.16.20- The Church of Lazlo
June 16, 2020 18:15 - 2 hours - 118 MB*Did your parents have a heavy hand? We go over a list of religions and see if any of them interest us. *Headlines! Trump says we need to stop testing for COVID if we want to see the case numbers decrease. North Korea is acting up. Former eBay employees did some weird things to an online critic. Those Black Panthers you saw in Atlanta were probably actors. The Sedalia woman shot by a deputy this weekend was not armed. *Slimfast says he has an idea for an app but he really just wants to humble...
Monday, 6.15.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 15, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 101 MB*Just when we start to forget about COVID, we find out the lake is closed? Why do gas stations in Kansas have donuts but Missouri doesn't? You become your father at 37. Here's the signs you're turning into your dad. *Headlines! SCOTUS gives us something to celebrate! COVID cases are on the rise. "SanFran Karen" AND her husband both lost their jobs. Trump gave a powerful speech at West Point. A nationwide business we all know and love may not be able to survive the pandemic. *What makes a Kare...
Friday, 6.12.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 12, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB*How many videos have you seen this week of white people being racist? They just kweep coming. Do better white people. *Headlines! Trump went on FOX News to defend his stupid tweet from two weeks ago, Wall Street is freaking out about a second COVID wave. Protesters have created a cop-free zone in downtown Seattle. A guy is in a coma after being hit by a falling confederate statue. SoCal Karen is wanted by police. *We open up mail but we're not allowed to post it in the podcast. Run The Jewel...
Thursday, 6.11.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 11, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MB*Everyone has an OnlyFans or Patreon these days and Slimfast subscribes to most of them. *Headlines! The end times are officially here. COVID is still here and the next wave could be worse than the first. Are we finally going to rename JC Nichols fountain? If you're white, you probably have "White Allergies". *An AI bot wrote a Metallica song. *NASCAR is banning the confederate flag. Will they still have any fans? *Lazlo is being secretive about a gift he bought for the boys. *Thanks for list...
Wednesday, 6.10.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 11, 2020 01:45 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 6.9.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 09, 2020 22:45 - 1 hour - 101 MB*Just when we thought Slimfast couldn't get any dumber/weirder/childish..... *Cuomo thinks Trump should apologize. Audio from George Floyd's funeral. Karen from Airzona has a husband and he's speaking out. Why are cops slashing people's tires? Facebook hires some experts and those experts tell facebook to do better. North Korea is in the news again. America has a bunch of new drunks, after the two month lockdown. *Lazlo and Slimfast get into a huge fight! They're fighting about.....a Robin W...
Monday, 6.8.20- The Church of Lazo Podcast
June 08, 2020 18:45 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB*Lazlo received a hot tip about what Slimfast was up to this weekend. *Nick calls in and we have lots of catching up to do. *Plenty to discuss in Headlines today. *Lazlo thinks the term "defund the police" is way too easy for Trump and the GOP to use against us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday, 6.4.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 04, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB*Drew Brees apoloizes. KCPD makes a big annoucement. Many black Americans on social media have asked white people to stop asking so many questions and just listen. So we ask a black friend how he feels about that. Fauci is still around and he has some good news. We take the Privilege Challenge and we fail...or pass...or...I mean, we're privileged. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday, 6.3.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 03, 2020 19:45 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB*If you need someone to inspect your basement, Trump's your guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 6.2.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 02, 2020 20:15 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB*Trump got mad that people made fun of him for hiding in his basement and turning off his porch lights last weekend. So he says he's gonna use the US military to fight with the protestors if his feelings get hurt again. Plenty to discuss today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 6.1.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 01, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday, 5.29.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 29, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday, 5.28.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 28, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday, 5.27.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 27, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB*The mask war continues. The same thing happened with seatbelts in the early 80's. Get over it. *We actually play a clip from a reality show and Lazlo seems impressed. *Headlines! Trump wants to shut down twitter. (Seems presidential) Speaking of presidential, Trump is also smearing a private citizen and possibly accusing him of murder. The CDC is actually warning us about aggresive rats. Need another indication that Americans are getting dumber? Only 50% of Americans say they would take an a...
Tuesday, 5.26.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 26, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB*We're back, after a long weekend! Lazlo & Slimfast recap their vaction time together. *Headlines. Trump played golf all weekend. Missouri made national news for all the wrong reasons. There's a manhunt happening somewhere in Connecticut. Central Park Karen has responded to the media. *Cartoon characters who turn people on. Turns out Slimfast used to have a relationship with something called a "Ganz Pinup Girl Beer Holder" from the 1980's. Good to be back! See you tomorrow! See omnystudio.co...
Thursday, 5.21.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 21, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB*It's Thursday but today is our Friday. Lazlo and Slimfast are looking forward to a weekend of wasting away in Margaritaville. *Headlines are still reporting a high viral load but we can't stay focused. It's Memorial Day weekend! Thank a veteran. If you are a veteran, thank You! Stay safe, stay healthy, and let's reconvene next week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday, 5.20.20
May 20, 2020 18:45 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 5.19.20
May 20, 2020 11:45 - 1 hour - 98.5 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday, 5.18.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 18, 2020 18:15 - 2 hours - 112 MB*It took a global pandemic, but Slimfast has convinced Lazlo to go on vaction together. *Headlines, Trump says he takes unproven drugs to protect himself from Coronavirus. *The worst graduation speech of all time? *Bachelorette star apologizes for saying the n-word. *Thanks for listening. I bid you adieu See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday, 5.15.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 16, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB*It's Friday! Today was really just a couple guys sitting around the bar chatting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday, 5-14-20
May 14, 2020 23:15 - 1 hour - 107 MB*We had a breakthrough today! We've spent weeks debating and trying to understand the whole mask thing. Today, a real life doctor texted in explained everything. We feel smarter now and can't wait to share this new knowledge with anyone who will listen. *Headlines! The FBI took a republican senator's phone and we're freaking out FOR him. Trump thinks Fauci gives bad advice. Pfizer thinks they could be close to a vaccine. Would you volunteer to test a vaccine even if it could kill you? It was ...
Wednesday, 5.13.20- The Church of Lazlo Poddcast
May 13, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB(Mayor Lucas is on the show again today) *Bryan Adams is vegan but is he also a racist? *Headlines! Rand Paul finally stood up Dr Fauci, Twitter is flagging misleading tweets, Prisoners are trying to catch COVID. *Mayor Lucas calls in to give us an update on everything Coronavirus. *Lazlo has decided to fully embrace the mask. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 5.12.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 12, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 110 MB*What are the greatest albums of all time? Albums that have a single bad song. We found a list and we debate our own picks. *Headlines. Why is Bruce Willis living with Demi Moore? Fauci is worried about states opening too soon, Trump walked away from a reporter, a nurse had to fake having syptoms just to get a test, and Mike Tyson says he's making a comeback. *Lazlo says he wears a mask but he's not happy about it. Slimfast thinks free speech is great but wishes more people would confront the...
Monday, 5.11.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 11, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 121 MB*What's opening this week in Missouri and Kansas? *Nick calls to discuss a non-sports current event *Headlines! *States are reopening but should they? Three celebrity deaths to report today and tons of COVID news. *Slimfast goes on Shark Tank and Lazlo is Mark Cuban. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.