Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 12.20.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Goodbye Snowcone 37:06 - Lazlo decides what to do 39:51 - Headlines 1:27:25 - Nick Wright Thanks for all the fun, Buzz Family. See ya around. -Snowcone

Thursday, 12.19.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Wednesday, 12.18.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

*I wasn't around for the show today so I apologize about the basic show notes -Snowcone 0:00 - Open 26:55 - Headlines 1:24:02 - Goodnight

Tuesday, 12.17.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Football team names and emotional support animals 26:00 - Headlines 1:45:27 - Headlines Pt 2, Lazlo talks to a girl, Slimfast looks for a job 2:10:48 - Nick Wright

Monday, 12.16.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Chiefs recap, getting kids into music, Kansas City, Humans life-span 35:15 - Headlines Snow storm Reefer madness Missing Texas mom Officer slams student Hallmark lesbian commercial Amazon let it snow sweater Officer victim shames Tessa Majors Starbucks hates police Porch pirate leaves thank you notes Grandma alone on xmas 1:45:36 - Guy posts photos of money he stole, the smell check, and living forever

Friday, 12.13.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: biggest food stories of 2019. It's a thing. 34:15 - Headlines 1:22:44 - Weekend plans 1:30:52 - Lazlo and Slimfast plan for their future together

Thursday, 12.12.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: top porn searches of 2019 37:30 - Headlines 1:31:57 - Top xmas movies

Wednesday, 12.11.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast [BEST OF]

0:00 - Long-term health 21:24 - Adam Mark Smith, author of Million Dollar Cup of Water 41:45 - Slimfast's Survey 58:16 - Living the dream

Tuesday, 12.10.19 - The Church of Lazlo [BEST OF]

0:00 - Canceled  12:06 - Partners 30:05 - Butt Rock Psychic 48:47 - Gross Words

Monday, 12.09.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Weekend recap, Chiefs recap, Slimfast insults Snowcone, and Lazlo remembers the time he and Slim went to a game together 37:22 - Headlines Trump talks toilets Trump makes fun of himself! More details about the Florida naval shooting Russia in the olympics Caroll Spinney died Juice Wrld died Walmart pulls xmas sweater 5-year-old in Alaska braves the cold Cowboy pigeons are a thing Tesla wreck Woman held off flight for "offensive" shirt Delta flight attendant I Am Jesus video game ...

Friday. 12.06.19 - If You're Happy, You're Wrong with Pickle & The Gobbler

0:00 - Open: Lazlo's TED talk and closest moment to being in a porno 26:22 - Headlines Florida naval base shooting UPS hijacking Kindergarten adoption Biden challenges man to push up New dating app in KC St Louis woman murdered Woman leaves kids at trampoline park Racist corrections officer Felatio cafe 1:15:18 - Country Psychic 1:33:59 - Nick Wright

Thursday, 12.05.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: car talk 17:54 - Headlines Pelosi on impeachment Deadly shooting at Pearl Harbor Tim Ryan suspended for Lamar Jackson comment Death row in Tennessee Elon Musk on trial for "pedo" comment Chris Brown under investigation for pet monkey Douchebags abusing deer KC tenant bill of rights Drunk guy discovered in living room Chipotle sending nurses to employees home Plantation weddings canceled 1:18:41 - Ms. Moviefone, Grae Drake calls in to talk movies 1:37:17 - Justin Tim...

Thursday, 12.05.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: car talk 17:54 - Headlines Pelosi on impeachment Deadly shooting at Pearl Harbor Tim Ryan suspended for Lamar Jackson comment Death row in Tennessee Elon Musk on trial for "pedo" comment Chris Brown under investigation for pet monkey Douchebags abusing deer KC tenant bill of rights Drunk guy discovered in living room Chipotle sending nurses to employees home Plantation weddings canceled 1:18:41 - Ms. Moviefone, Grae Drake calls in to talk movies 1:37:17 - Justin Tim...

Thursday, 12.05.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: car talk 17:54 - Headlines Pelosi on impeachment Deadly shooting at Pearl Harbor Tim Ryan suspended for Lamar Jackson comment Death row in Tennessee Elon Musk on trial for "pedo" comment Chris Brown under investigation for pet monkey Douchebags abusing deer KC tenant bill of rights Drunk guy discovered in living room Chipotle sending nurses to employees home Plantation weddings canceled 1:18:41 - Ms. Moviefone, Grae Drake calls in to talk movies 1:37:17 - Justin Tim...

Wednesday, 12.04.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Geroge Zimmerman is a douche, and the top 30 under 30 40:21 - Headlines Trudeau and other world leaders make fun of Trump Rikers guards accused of letting man attempt suicide Bola Wrap 100 Jay Z turns 50 and comes to Spotify Man dies hanging x-mas lights Crazy neighbor murder Baby shower present  Peloton stock plummets Duncan Hunter...sigh Willie Nelson quits smoking* weed LAPD officer accused of fondling body Step back from that ledge, my friend 1:33:16 - Pat Rober...

Tuesday, 12.03.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: The Peloton commerical 41:08 - Headlines 1:29:58 - What would you do for $1 billion? 1:55:42 - The sexual boogeyman

Monday, 12.02.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: vacation recap and stealing 28:40 - With the decade almost over, what was the look and feel of the 10's? 44:04 - Headlines 1:46:24 - Nick Wright 1:57:06 - The 10's cont

Friday, 11.22.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Waiting until you're 102 26:51 - Black friday deals 41:25 - Headlines Trump on Hong Kong The new Tesla truck Unknown substance at courthouse Another boyfriend suicide case Ghost gun Borat hates Facebook Burning car rescue Russia's new nuke Surgeon on an airplane MAGA bank robber 911 pizza 1:25:35 - Nick Wright 1:44:00 - #PrayersForNick

Thursday, 11.21.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: father and son, coaching, and 22 and You 32:43 - Headlines Democratic debate recap New video from cruise tragedy A terrible joke or hate crime Man arrested for bathroom cam Security guard wrestles with 11-year-old New details on frat death Utah mom charged after step kids see her topless Gas pump explosion Smuggling drugs with an rc car NC confederate statue comes down Man finds gravesite beneath high school Family sues priest over funeral 1:27:19 - Dating trends an...

Wednesday, 11.20.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Some Karen's being some Karin's 21:43 - Headlines 1:18:08 - Nick Wright argue about football 1:36:08 - Close: being careful at home tonight Last Song We Listened To: Snowcone: The Blood Brothers - Peacock Skeleton With Crooked Feathers Lazlo: R.E.M - Nightswimming Slimfast: ...Trail of Dead - Don't Look Down

Tuesday, 11.19.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Chiefs won, but should fans be worried 25:12 - Headlines Trump goes to the hospital Patrick Frazee update The Taliban swap Kidnapping victim found safe White nationalist manifesto in Syracuase Burger King lawsuit Lottion bottle or detonator? Don't drink bleach Epstein guards chargers Gun shot through floor 1:17:48 - Lucy Jaine gets threatened and do men feel insecure if their wife makes more? 1:27:16 - Smells Like Appropriation: turning songs Irish

Monday, 11.18.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Slimfast brings everyone down talking about a "celebration of life" and his nervous breakdown 36:23 - Headlines Impeachment Prince Andrew Fresno shooting Syracuse frat Walmart shooting Secret Santa scheme Sex in Utah Jesse Waters thought he was black Couple wins a baby 1:14:26 - Cop takes down quadruple amputee 1:29:08 - Too depressed for football

Friday, 11.15.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Thursday, 11.14.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: r/KansasCity and gender reveals 18:12 - Baby Lisa 32:36 - Headlines: Another school shooting Trump Georgia police chief Super bugs Botched circumsicion Athiests hate trees Marine ICE IMGOD Ohio science class Bigfoot audio 1:09:27 - Grae Drake calls in to talk movies

Wednesday, 11.13.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Sending flowers, viral bus video, buzzfeed 18:51 - Headlines Ol' Billy Backchannel USC Deaths Sexiest man alive Burned at sleepover Electric toothbursh warning Racist HOA Christmas decorations Facebook apologizes again Arby's hates kids Kid buys meals 1:01:09 - What are you above average at?

Tuesday, 11.12.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Monday, 11.11.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Friday, 11.08.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Thursday, 11.07.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: James Dean returns from the dead, The View, and jeans 17:56 - Headlines Rodney Reed Lava tube Ripping off seniors Jesus punches cop 9-5 school days More details on Mormons in Mexico Faze Jarvis banned from Fortnite T.I. and daughter 70-year-old man shoots intruder 53:03 - HBO's new product 59:21 - Problems with a song in The Little Mermaid 1:15:07 - Have a great night!

Wednesday, 11.06.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Outfits and relationships 24:54 - Headlines Close race in Kentucky MLK changed back to Paseo Animal cruelty Queen will no longer wear fur Earth be hot Skinhead plot in Colorado Cannabis raid Oil spill cleanup Woman sues for being tazed Hacking Alexa Nurse adopts man 13-year-old escapes 1:07:38 - Nick Wright with sports

Tuesday, 11.05.19 - The Church of Lazlo

0:00 – Open: Terminator, sex robots, and mother 34:45 – Headlines Oklahoma inmates have sentences commuted 9 Americans killed in Mexico Woman fakes cancer Four day work week Ohio drug raid Zip line accident Student dies during senior photos Popeye’s chicken sandwich STD mail test London Chargers? ABC anchor and Epstein 1:21:15 – Is it time to end the tomahawk chop? 1:44:29 – Snowcone threatens to expose Lazlo and Slimfast

Monday, 11.04.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open 22:50 - Headlines 1:31:48 - Medical testing and fighting

Friday, 11.01.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Slimfast throws up and the trip for 2 09:40 - Headlines Halloween shootings Trump moves to Florida KC Animal Control Snake kills owner Pipeline leaking THC gummies given out Alien cathouse Boy scouts Elmo meme Uber ransom Mail Beck - Uneventful Days Lana Del Rey - Mariners Apartment Complex Kat Cunning - For The Love KennyHoopla - Sore Loser Cheerleader - Chimera

Thursday, 10.31.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: the wedding video 29:30 - Headlines Yogurt cancer Suspicious car Conan the dog Holocaust denier principal Man threatens animal control Nazi flag in California correctional facility Stolen magic cards Man sues police for destroying house Cannabis in nose Halloween wedding Nats in World Series 1:31:11 - Hulk Hogan clarifies incident in Kansas City 1:44:40 - Survey: what do people look at when they come into your house? 1:52:38: Have a great night! Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, 10.30.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Jeffrey Epstein and sexy emojis 22:53 - Headlines Alex Vindman talks to investigators John Witherspoon has died Woman set on fire Gretchen Carlson and NDA's Halloween shooting Jewel shipped bad pods for some reason? Rhode Island peeper Karen in Canada Something about Tulsa Day of the dead Concrete at a KC car wash 1:22:13 - Nick Wright with Sports

Tuesday, 10.29.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: the secret to happiness 29:56 - Headlines Cruise ship death NJ plane crash Baloon boy anniversary Man attacks driver Inamte serving life released by "error" Boycott self-checkout Couple leaves kid in car at casino Suicide line is phone sex line Running for governor to expose Facebook Suzanne Somers posts nude photo 1:28:00 - Is it ok to tell someone they're fat? 1:47:24 - Piss off

Monday, 10.28.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Slimfast gets a small taste of the good life, Lazlo tries peanut butter whiskey, and we announce our new Trip for 2 at 2 22:54 - Headlines Trump booed at World Series Morning Joe doesn't like the booing ISIS dude is dead Gender reveal gone horribly wrong Fires in California Biden on Trump and Russia MO cop wins $20 million Homecoming shooting and shooting at vigil Dallas cop shoots son Satellite falls in Michigan 1:20:25 - A petition to change Halloween and Slimfast r...

Friday, 10.25.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Petition to make Lazlo the Mayor of Metcalf: https://www.change.org/p/overland-park-make-lazlo-the-mayor-of-metcalf 13:27 - Something about friends 30:09 - Headlines Mail Coldplay - Orphans Blaenovan - I Want You The 1975 - Frail State of Mind Mumford and Sons - Blind Leading The Blind Milky Chance - The Game

Wednesday, 10.23.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Slimfast tries to convince Lazlo to buy a massage chair and a haunted house that will pay you $20k if you can get through it 21:32 - Headlines Bill Taylor says Trump ordered hold on Ukraine aid Zuckerberg testifies Man taking pictures in bathroom stall Breast cancer thermography Woman senteced to 50 years for murder in DUI Satanic Temple takes on Naval Academy Woman shot by Uber driver Sex offendors on Halloween Tennessee County Commisioner goes on homophobic rant Woman charged i...

Tuesday, 10.22.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Slimfast worries about Lazlo when he's home alone at night 24:16 - Headlines Trump on impeachment 9-year-old kills family in fire New charges in admissions scandal UK police will visit US Pokemon Go murder Security guard reinstated Tom Delonge teams with Army Mass considers outlawing a word KU/MU border war is back Always ditches venus symbol 1:23:48 - Sports with Nick Wright 1:39:24 - What to watch and who watches what

Monday, 10.21.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Weekend recap and Lazlo's encounter 34:13 - Headlines Mulvaney quid pro quo Dallas tornado Bernie and AOC NC plane vanishes BAC in all cars Trick or Treat Roger Stone & The Godfather Emmitt Till memorial Birthday Party SWAT team scare Coach hugs shooter Testicuzzi 1:20:56 - The guys try to figure out what a 'portal' is, start to think that their ex wives made all their good decision in life, and discuss the best 100 singers 1:43:30 - Lazlo drinking alone at the bar

Friday, 10.18.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast [BEST OF]

Thursday, 10.17.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Things guys do to women that they think are ok, but aren't 23:32 - Headlines Trump's meltdown Elijah Cummings has died Eddie Hearn on Patrick Day Trannsgender bathrooms in Georgia Taco Bell lawsuit Juice aint healthy Juul lawsuit Seven-year-old caught vaping Cop pulls gun on skaters Guy stops robbery, runs marathon Weather girl fat shaming 1:14:30 - Grae Drake calls in to talk about new movies coming out this weekend 1:26:15 - A study about women cheating and Slimfa...

Wednesday, 10.16.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: Boy suspended for hugging teacher, the 5 stages of wokeness, and Brooke is mad 22:01 - Headlines Debate recap Ronald Regan Jr commercial Nats sweep Cards Alexa helps with homework Netherlands doomsday Gine Rodriguez apologizes for using n-word Spat between baseball fans  Kathy Griffin worried after Trump video Child found after 30 years 1:21:49 - Science has found the world's most beautiful woman

Tuesday, 10.15.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: The guys recap the Lions v Packers game from last night and talk about how much you would need to be paid to give up certain technology 27:13 Headlines Abortion in Louisiana LeBron on China Officer in Ft Worth arrested and charged College player changes name #DeleteFacebook resurges Charmin and the environment Concerns over KeyMe Kiosks Face recognition Sit on my face British couple held in detention center E-scooters in chicago White woman complains about leggings...

Monday, 10.14.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open: You mudda's 21:31 - Headlines 1:18:40 - Interview 1:43:13 - Close

Friday, 10.11.19 - The Church of Lazlo

0:00 - Open 15:00 - Headlines Mail Bishop Briggs – Jekyll & Hyde Bakar – Hell N Back Mansionair – Easier Dan Luke and The Raid – Fool Fox Stevenson – Go Like Counterfeit – It Gets Better Slaves – Cheer Up London (Not a new song, we just wanted to play it)

Thursday, 10.10.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

We were on vacation Monday-Wednesday 0:00 - Open 28:08 - Headlines 1:09:24 - Stressors

Friday, 10.04.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open 33:30 - Headlines Mail Post Malone - Allergic Flora Cash - Missing Home Sports Team - Fishing The Lumineers - Life In The City Skegss - Up In The Clouds 1:23:33 - Have a great weekend!

Thursday, 10.03.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open 19:10 - Headlines 1:12:24 - Mico-cheating 1:29:18 - Nick Wright