Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 6.8.20- The Church of Lazo Podcast

June 08, 2020 18:45 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

*Lazlo received a hot tip about what Slimfast was up to this weekend. *Nick calls in and we have lots of catching up to do. *Plenty to discuss in Headlines today. *Lazlo thinks the term "defund the police" is way too easy for Trump and the GOP to use against us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday, 6.4.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

June 04, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

*Drew Brees apoloizes. KCPD makes a big annoucement. Many black Americans on social media have asked white people to stop asking so many questions and just listen. So we ask a black friend how he feels about that. Fauci is still around and he has some good news. We take the Privilege Challenge and we fail...or pass...or...I mean, we're privileged. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday, 6.3.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

June 03, 2020 19:45 - 1 hour - 66.5 MB

*If you need someone to inspect your basement, Trump's your guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, 6.2.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

June 02, 2020 20:15 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB

*Trump got mad that people made fun of him for hiding in his basement and turning off his porch lights last weekend. So he says he's gonna use the US military to fight with the protestors if his feelings get hurt again. Plenty to discuss today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday, 6.1.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

June 01, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

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Friday, 5.29.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 29, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB

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Thursday, 5.28.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 28, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

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Wednesday, 5.27.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 27, 2020 18:30 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

*The mask war continues. The same thing happened with seatbelts in the early 80's. Get over it. *We actually play a clip from a reality show and Lazlo seems impressed. *Headlines! Trump wants to shut down twitter. (Seems presidential) Speaking of presidential, Trump is also smearing a private citizen and possibly accusing him of murder. The CDC is actually warning us about aggresive rats. Need another indication that Americans are getting dumber? Only 50% of Americans say they would take an a...

Tuesday, 5.26.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 26, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB

*We're back, after a long weekend! Lazlo & Slimfast recap their vaction time together. *Headlines. Trump played golf all weekend. Missouri made national news for all the wrong reasons. There's a manhunt happening somewhere in Connecticut. Central Park Karen has responded to the media. *Cartoon characters who turn people on. Turns out Slimfast used to have a relationship with something called a "Ganz Pinup Girl Beer Holder" from the 1980's. Good to be back! See you tomorrow! See omnystudio.co...

Thursday, 5.21.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 21, 2020 20:30 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

*It's Thursday but today is our Friday. Lazlo and Slimfast are looking forward to a weekend of wasting away in Margaritaville. *Headlines are still reporting a high viral load but we can't stay focused. It's Memorial Day weekend! Thank a veteran. If you are a veteran, thank You! Stay safe, stay healthy, and let's reconvene next week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday, 5.20.20

May 20, 2020 18:45 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

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Tuesday, 5.19.20

May 20, 2020 11:45 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

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Monday, 5.18.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 18, 2020 18:15 - 2 hours - 112 MB

*It took a global pandemic, but Slimfast has convinced Lazlo to go on vaction together. *Headlines, Trump says he takes unproven drugs to protect himself from Coronavirus. *The worst graduation speech of all time? *Bachelorette star apologizes for saying the n-word. *Thanks for listening. I bid you adieu See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, 5.15.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 16, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

*It's Friday! Today was really just a couple guys sitting around the bar chatting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday, 5-14-20

May 14, 2020 23:15 - 1 hour - 107 MB

*We had a breakthrough today! We've spent weeks debating and trying to understand the whole mask thing. Today, a real life doctor texted in explained everything. We feel smarter now and can't wait to share this new knowledge with anyone who will listen. *Headlines! The FBI took a republican senator's phone and we're freaking out FOR him. Trump thinks Fauci gives bad advice. Pfizer thinks they could be close to a vaccine. Would you volunteer to test a vaccine even if it could kill you? It was ...

Wednesday, 5.13.20- The Church of Lazlo Poddcast

May 13, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

(Mayor Lucas is on the show again today) *Bryan Adams is vegan but is he also a racist? *Headlines! Rand Paul finally stood up Dr Fauci, Twitter is flagging misleading tweets, Prisoners are trying to catch COVID. *Mayor Lucas calls in to give us an update on everything Coronavirus. *Lazlo has decided to fully embrace the mask. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, 5.12.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 12, 2020 17:45 - 1 hour - 110 MB

*What are the greatest albums of all time? Albums that have a single bad song. We found a list and we debate our own picks. *Headlines. Why is Bruce Willis living with Demi Moore? Fauci is worried about states opening too soon, Trump walked away from a reporter, a nurse had to fake having syptoms just to get a test, and Mike Tyson says he's making a comeback. *Lazlo says he wears a mask but he's not happy about it. Slimfast thinks free speech is great but wishes more people would confront the...

Monday, 5.11.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 11, 2020 18:00 - 2 hours - 121 MB

*What's opening this week in Missouri and Kansas? *Nick calls to discuss a non-sports current event *Headlines! *States are reopening but should they? Three celebrity deaths to report today and tons of COVID news. *Slimfast goes on Shark Tank and Lazlo is Mark Cuban. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, 5.8.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 08, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

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Thursday, 5.7.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 07, 2020 17:15 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

*We start the show by chatting and catching each other up on everything. Axl Rose got into a twitter war and it was amazing. Did that woman in South Carolina commit suicide by alligator? A quick grammer lesson from Lazlo and Slim. *Headlines! People are tired of distancing, Trump yelled at a nurse, we blab about current events for an hour. *Nick Wright calls in to get a few more takes from Lazlo that he can use on TV. Nick also has investment tips for Slimfast. *Have great day! Let's catch up...

Tuesday, 5.5.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 05, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

*Wendy's is running out of meat? They've casted a big movie star to play Joe Exotic. Kim Jong might not be back after all. *Headlines, CNN is angry with Trump, Kansas City is using the "10/10/10" plan for reopening and we try to explain it, Corey Feldman has a certified Billboard Hit. *The origin story of "Snitch-fast" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday, 5.4.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

May 04, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

*Is the lockdown over or what? We thought today was the day but things seem really quiet. We are very confused about what has opened and what hasn't. Are brothels and buffets ever gonna reopen? Should wet markets be done? Is that racist? *Headlines! Trump was on FOX, George W calls for unity, Trump says democrats suck, that antibody test you took may not have been accurate, giant killer hornets are here and they want blood, Michigan is really trying to become the Confederate and Nazi capital ...

Thursday, 4.30.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 30, 2020 16:30 - 1 hour - 101 MB

*One of our last shows from lockdown! We discuss plans to create our own version of Christmas in the Park but with strippers. *Headlines, Trump says Coronavius will go away without a vaccine, the underwear arson has been caught, robots for seniors. *Podcast bonus today, enjoy a song from our friends The Rugs called "Behind Glass". You can check them out on iTunes, Spotify, bandcamp, and Moodringrecords.com Have a great night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday, 4.29.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 29, 2020 17:15 - 1 hour - 99.6 MB

*Welcome to Wednesday's show! What are your thoughts on Elon Musk? There's so much to like and so much to hate. *Headlines! Trump is enforcing Americans to produce meat, MAGA supporters have come up with a fun song, did the CIA write a rock song to win the cold war? *What if buffets are done for good? Do we really want to live in that world? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, 4.28.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 28, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 98.4 MB

*Welcome to Tuesday's podcast! Hope you're feeling well. We try to get to the bottom of Kansas and Missouri's plan to reopen everything. Is everyone going back to work next week? What the hell is happening? Slimfast can't read the word "decontaminate". *The Lumineers are still kicking ass, after all these years. Did they beat out all the other similar bands from their era? *Headlines baby! Trump knows all about Kim Jong Un but he can't tell us, doctors say they've found a vaccine for COVID th...

Monday, 4.27.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 27, 2020 17:15 - 2 hours - 122 MB

*As the mayor of Metcalf, Lazlo drove south over the weekend to get at look at some of his lesser known constituents, Slimfast got hacked, we talk about our junio high bullies. *Nick Wright calls in and tells us all about his new celebrity friend. (It's actually pretty impressive) *Headlines. Trump angry! Coronavirus rumors are out of control, Slimfast is worried about Kim Jong Un, SNL featured a lot of KC personalities over the weekend. Have a great night! See you tomorrow! See omnystudio.c...

Friday, 4.24.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 24, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 98.3 MB

*Happy Friday! Lazlo wants to talk about the NFL draft but Slimfast knows nothing. *Something true and unexplained happened to Slimfast when he woke up this morning. *Headlines, don't ingest lysol, Lazlo thinks tanning beds may be the solution to COVID-19, Kim Jong Un is probably fine. *Let's keep our fingers crossed that Virtual Buzz Beach Ball goes well this weekend. *Thanks for listening! Have a great weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday, 4.23.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 23, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

*We talk about being kids and gorwing up too fast *Someone on twitter is claiming that Lazlo is a corporate shill and Lazlo responds. *Headlines have a mild cough and light chest pains but we also have news about ICP, fake local restaurants on delivery apps, gay duck dads on tv, and Lazlo's got a story about a duck that isn't safe for minors. *We recap what we learned today and look forward to being back tomorrow, fingers crossed, and hands washed See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Wednesday, 4.22.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 23, 2020 12:45 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

* Let's talk about COVID Toe's! (Sorry for the crap description today. Just trying to get this damn thing uploaded) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, 4.21.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 21, 2020 17:15 - 1 hour - 108 MB

*Nick saves the day by calling in and putting an end to a boring convo about ordering food. *Headlines are big today because Georgia has announced they want to open the floodgates. (Is it just us or does the Governor of Georgia have a thing for beauty salons?) *Now that everything is closed, Americans have resurrected the Sunday-drive. Lazlo says he's gonna hit the road, drive south, and discover once and for all where/if Metcalf ends. *Have a great night! Wear your facemasks in public and wa...

Monday, 4.20.20, The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 20, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

*Happy 4.20! We talk about getting high. *We have a huge announcement! *Headlines are covered in COVID. *We found the worst cover song ever. Slimfast covers it better and....Slimfast finally does that Irish singing thing again! *Stay healthy, wash your hands and Happy 420! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, 4.17.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 17, 2020 16:15 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

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Thursday, 4.16.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 16, 2020 17:15 - 1 hour - 102 MB

*The guys open the show with some rambling complaints about iMessage photos being confusing. Fortunately, Nick calls live from New York and discusses his recent Twitter fued with a very famous athlete. *Slimfast has been watching a show about marrying millionaires and now he can't stop fantasizing about sleeping with rich dudes. *Headlines are about what you'd expect, Trump wants to shut down congress because they're a pain in his ass, unemployment numbers are scary, some people (most?) are s...

Wednesday, 4.15.20- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

April 15, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 87.8 MB

*People started getting their stimulus money today! Slimfast thinks his ex-wife got his. Lazlo says he didn't even bother checking to see if got his (something about it being an "insignificant" deposit) One man got a surprise stimulus of over $8 million put right into his account! The guys bitch about taxes and try to understand how things like 401K's work. *Forbes published a list of the top 40 most played songs of the 2010's. The songs didn't have to come out in the 10's, they just got play...

Tuesday, 4.14.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 14, 2020 17:30 - 1 hour - 107 MB

*Lazlo just discovered one of the worse movies ever made and now it's his favorite. *Who are the greatest actors from each generation and why are we having this discussion? *Headlines-America has a new king, more stories about people being good in bad times. *Let's talk a little music See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, 4.10.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 10, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Welcome to the podcast fam! On today's episode..*Lazlo asked his doctor to do an STD screening over Zoom-New season of Fargo takes place in KC but it's been delayed-The bonus episode of Tiger King will be available this weekend-Our listeners our the salt of the earth-We explain why (if we were cops) we'd be dirty cops and you would too. *A very nice person left a very nice packge for us. *Headlines are still at full virul load-A woman in Florida stuffed easter eggs with porn and distributed t...

Thursday, 4.9.20

April 09, 2020 16:45 - 2 hours - 111 MB

*Wanna get paid to watch tv during lockdown? Slimfast will tell you how to apply. How do so many peoeple know how to sew and what exactly is macramé? *Grae Drake calls and tells us what to watch during lockdown. *Headlines are at full viral load. Trump is actually considering a pardon for Joe Exotic. *Thanks for downloading the podcast. Now I gotta get home and check out 1985's Girls Just Want To Have Fun on Hulu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday, 4.8.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 08, 2020 16:30 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

We must apologize because we had some technical issues today and lost our opening segments. So if you want to know Lazlo's take on Tow Truck driver's wives, you'll have to ask him or someone who caught the conversation live. *Headlines are all Rona, all the time. *During lockdown, maybe we should be throwing parties for ourselves. *Have a good night, wash your hands, and we promise to avoid technical issues with tomorrow's podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday, 4.7.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 07, 2020 17:00 - 2 hours - 123 MB

*We're still here and Slimfast is walking on sunshine while Lazlo is feeling stressed. *Rolling Stone had a list of hit songs that were NOT sung by the lead singers. This leads to an unnecessarily long converstaion about old rock bands. *Headlines are all about COVID-19 and the Kennedy's terrible luck. *Slimfast is tired of people making fun of Fred Durst and gets oddly worked up about it. Thanks for listening, now go wash your hands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday, 4.3.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 03, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 87.8 MB

*The guys find themselves sharing stories about their late fathers. *Lazlo is still asking what he's allowed to do for fun on the weekend during lockdown. *After almost a decade, Slimfast is still angry about the SEC taking his Blockbuster stock away. *The guys open up some Mail for Friday, including a brand new song from KC's own, The Sluts! *Headlines include your daily COVID briefing and Lazlo shares some menu items from a Chinese wet market. *Slimfast explains the real reason for the toil...

Thursday, 4.2.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 02, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

*People we know are starting to get really scared of being infected as another young celebrity dies from COVID *We were a little surprised that no one told us to go home today after seeing what's happeneing in the radio industry *Headlines with more COVID news. More people may have coronavirus and never show symptoms than doctors originally thought. *Lazlo says Slimfast put everyone's health at risk by eating communal mexican food in the break room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Wednesday, 4.1.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

April 01, 2020 17:00 - 2 hours - 116 MB

*We're still here and we're still talking about Tiger King. *Are you drinking during lockdown? Liquor sales are way up! *Slimfast tells Lazlo about the Lorena Bobbitt docu-series he's watching and Lazlo goes FULL RED PILL while Slim and Nick try to calm him down. *The NFL is adding playoff games and everyone has an opinion. *Headlines include audio from our favorite Trump briefing yet, plus more Coronavirus news. *Slimfast doesn't trust anyone who never went to overnight summer camp. See om...

Tuesday, 3.31.20- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

March 31, 2020 17:30 - 2 hours - 125 MB

*Arguments about quarantine and whether or not it's okay to order Chinese food to the station. *Lazlo telle the story of his arrest (4 years ago) and Nick joins the conversation. *Headlines are full of COVID news. Plus, Lazlo fully supoprts a celebrity's wish to model for Playboy at 75. *Mayor Quinton Lucas calls to give updates about KC's plans for social distancing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Church of Lazlo Podcast 3-30

March 30, 2020 17:30 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Lazlo finally finished Tiger King and Slimfast wants to know if Lazlo would marry Joe Exotic for free meth and place to live. The Guys Check in with their best friend in New York. Lots of Coronavirus news. (Sorry, it's what people are talking about) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Church of Lazlo Podcast Monday 3-30

March 30, 2020 17:15 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Slimfast wants to know if Lazlo would marry Joe Exotic for free meth and a place to live. The guys check in with their best friend in New York. Headlines are still full of Coronavirus news. It's mostly Coronavirus talk. Can you blame them? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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