Wednesday 06.09.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

It's Julia's birthday! Which decade is the best? Most people say 20's but once you turn 30, people in their 40's tell you they loved their 30's. I just roll with punches. Kind of sat on my ass for most of my 30's. Anyway, Julia is 30 and we're trying to freak her out a bit. Happy B-Day Julia. *If you're new to the United States, what are some things you should know to never do? Lots of advice about how to deal with the police. *Doomscrolling!!There's an exiting new variant of COVID visiting the US, Biden says Tik Tok can stay, a Fed Ex driver was attacked by two dogs and was seriously injured, Cicadas grounded a White House plane, is one bottle of Visine really lethal? * Gerrit Cole had an awkward moment when he couldn't answer a reporter's question. Is it possible that this guy has never lied? *Get To Know Us!! GTK! GTK! GTK! What childish things do you still enjoy? If you were sent back in time to 1850 completely naked, how would you prove to people that you're from the future? What movie can you watch over and over and never get tired of? *Nick is on the show! He needs to talk to Julia today and he needs a few minutes to vent about Jeff Bezos and other billionaires. *Have you heard of "book store bowels" or "MarikoAoki phenomenon"? Well, Julia has of it and she has it!! *How old do your kids need to be before you can leave them at home alone? A woman in Florida is in jail for going on a trip to California and leaving her elementary school-aged  kids at home. *Thank you!! Go do something awesome and have a great day. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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It's Julia's birthday! Which decade is the best? Most people say 20's but once you turn 30, people in their 40's tell you they loved their 30's. I just roll with punches. Kind of sat on my ass for most of my 30's. Anyway, Julia is 30 and we're trying to freak her out a bit. Happy B-Day Julia. *If you're new to the United States, what are some things you should know to never do? Lots of advice about how to deal with the police. *Doomscrolling!!There's an exiting new variant of COVID visiting the US, Biden says Tik Tok can stay, a Fed Ex driver was attacked by two dogs and was seriously injured, Cicadas grounded a White House plane, is one bottle of Visine really lethal? * Gerrit Cole had an awkward moment when he couldn't answer a reporter's question. Is it possible that this guy has never lied? *Get To Know Us!! GTK! GTK! GTK! What childish things do you still enjoy? If you were sent back in time to 1850 completely naked, how would you prove to people that you're from the future? What movie can you watch over and over and never get tired of? *Nick is on the show! He needs to talk to Julia today and he needs a few minutes to vent about Jeff Bezos and other billionaires. *Have you heard of "book store bowels" or "MarikoAoki phenomenon"? Well, Julia has of it and she has it!! *How old do your kids need to be before you can leave them at home alone? A woman in Florida is in jail for going on a trip to California and leaving her elementary school-aged  kids at home. *Thank you!! Go do something awesome and have a great day. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.