Thursday, 05.20.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

People hire DJ's for weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, birthday parties, corporate events, middle school mixers, and about a million other functions. Why not funerals? Seriously, why not hire a DJ for your funeral? Also, have you told people where you want your ashes spread? None of us have any plans yet so why don't you decide where we should spread ours. *Words around the campfire is that A Rod is just bummed he can't be friends with J-Lo. Stop trying to be friends with your exes!! *Lazlo gives Slimfast some free advice about one of life's many unwritten rules. What do you do when someone asks you for someone else's phone number? *Doomscrolling! Biden and Putin agree on something, most republicans would like to forget about Jan 6th, Slimfast listens to musicals, Goodwill doesn't want your trash, fans are worried about Matthew Perry's "slurred speech". *At some point, most people will toy with being sophisticated. When did you start and what did you do? *How long were you married before you knew it wasn't gonna work? If you knew it wasn't gonna work before you got married but the wedding was already planned, should you have canceled the wedding or just given it the old college try? *Our bosses have yelled at us a million times for saying million different things, over the years. Sometimes it's nice to sit back and watch it happen to someone else. *Julia got in trouble at work a long time ago but she bleeped Slimfast talking about it on the air. *Slimfast gives an update on our Instagram friend who just called off his engagement. He's worried he made the wrong decision and he's stressed about his job. We can't fix his love life but we can toss him some career ideas. *Have a great day! Swing by tomorrow and hang out again. Friday is (almost) always a lot of fun. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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People hire DJ's for weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, birthday parties, corporate events, middle school mixers, and about a million other functions. Why not funerals? Seriously, why not hire a DJ for your funeral? Also, have you told people where you want your ashes spread? None of us have any plans yet so why don't you decide where we should spread ours. *Words around the campfire is that A Rod is just bummed he can't be friends with J-Lo. Stop trying to be friends with your exes!! *Lazlo gives Slimfast some free advice about one of life's many unwritten rules. What do you do when someone asks you for someone else's phone number? *Doomscrolling! Biden and Putin agree on something, most republicans would like to forget about Jan 6th, Slimfast listens to musicals, Goodwill doesn't want your trash, fans are worried about Matthew Perry's "slurred speech". *At some point, most people will toy with being sophisticated. When did you start and what did you do? *How long were you married before you knew it wasn't gonna work? If you knew it wasn't gonna work before you got married but the wedding was already planned, should you have canceled the wedding or just given it the old college try? *Our bosses have yelled at us a million times for saying million different things, over the years. Sometimes it's nice to sit back and watch it happen to someone else. *Julia got in trouble at work a long time ago but she bleeped Slimfast talking about it on the air. *Slimfast gives an update on our Instagram friend who just called off his engagement. He's worried he made the wrong decision and he's stressed about his job. We can't fix his love life but we can toss him some career ideas. *Have a great day! Swing by tomorrow and hang out again. Friday is (almost) always a lot of fun. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.