LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News!
474 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsLocal Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012.
Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: [email protected].
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Episodes
LA 74: Traveller's Child Knife Death Threat
September 01, 2013 16:16 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Man takes photo of bridge maintenance. Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem. Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley. Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident. Also revealed: We issue a call for constructive criticism.
LA 73: Leisure Centre Pervert
August 19, 2013 19:22 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone. Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor. Abused parrot finally speaks out. McDonald's introduces McTragic meal for wedding reception held in restaurant. Also revealed: We feature a story that p*sses on a...
LA 72: Aggressive Albino Desert Kingsnake
August 05, 2013 19:31 - 45 minutes - 21.2 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans. Shoddily painted boulders vandalised. Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban. Woman startled by massive 3ft monster. Also revealed: The News Shopper evades us again...
LA 71: Freddy Mercury Gorilla Controversy
July 25, 2013 19:52 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley. Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath. Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror. Saved cow, dies. Also revealed: Rob talks pottery...
LA 70: Farcical Fox Chase
July 18, 2013 19:57 - 45 minutes - 20.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park. Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken. Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video. 49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox. Also revealed: We make a desperate p...
LA 69: The Nomadic Academy of Fools
July 10, 2013 17:57 - 39 minutes - 18 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Owner of doomed hardware store accused of parking space theft. Coroner mistakenly asked to repair guttering at care home. Large member picks fight with man dressed as large member. Couple in shock after experiencing no paranormal activity whatsoever in haunted pub. Also revealed: We feature a co...
LA 68: Mysterious Pony Attack
July 02, 2013 20:54 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: The Six Million Dollar Man spotted in Bexley charity shop. Council installs telephone box themed urinals. Unprovoked plaiting treated as hate crime. Unicorn seeks asylum in Russia after forged documents discovered. Also revealed: Alex has the willies put up him...
LA 67: Workshy Pussy-Whipped Clown
June 19, 2013 18:39 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: BBC admits error after homeless alcoholic films documentary on crystal meth addiction in US. Grandmother blames lack of clear signage after mistakenly driving onto runway at Manchester Airport. Landlord adds limited edition porpoise burger to menu. Man burns mouth on hot food. Also revealed: Rob...
LA 66: Savage Unfeeling Suits in Westminster and the Civil Service
June 12, 2013 20:34 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Council tenant ponce caught scrounging off state. Local supermarket introduces value range of exotic creatures. Woman lights cigarette with own hair. Fashion victim plants tree. Also revealed: We discuss Discmans and domestic servitude.
LA 65: Begging Letter to a Liberal Idiot of a Judge
June 03, 2013 05:31 - 41 minutes - 19.6 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Coastguard return tent to owners after confusing distress call. Local tourist board member resigns after accepting corporate lunches from pub chain. Boy discovers bluebell in bluebell wood. Cow warmed. Also revealed: Alex is stopped by police...
LA 64: Impassioned Plea for South American Death Squads
May 27, 2013 18:37 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Action Man Army Jeep overshadows motor show. 'Killer' snake found dead in bomb crater. Tenfold increase in hopscotch related crimes. Second rate kitsch item causes invasion. Also revealed: Aquaman is not real and Rob's girlfriend does not have superpowers.
LA 63: Notes, Phone Messages to Loved Ones and One Clean Shot
May 18, 2013 09:49 - 45 minutes - 21 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Surviving ancestors of Abraham Lincoln shocked to discover link to Sydenham man. Wannabe cowboy leads mission to rid world of abandoned greenhouses. Elderly resident found to be using live grenade as decorative lawn ornament. Man rescued by fat dog after ambush by gang of woodland creatures. Also...
LA 62: Dead Malnourished Goldfinch
May 11, 2013 08:15 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly. Local Women's Institute face further embarrassment after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders. Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations. Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of...
LA 61: Margaret Thatcher Death Party Bottle Smash (Mini-Episode)
April 29, 2013 22:30 - 25 minutes - 11.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]
LA 60: Anti-Social Demonic Kitten (Mini Episode)
April 23, 2013 22:37 - 23 minutes - 10.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]
LA 59: Amorous Nine-Strong Flock of Mallards
April 17, 2013 18:49 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Commentators find ten rude names for journalist after questionable story. Daily Mail blames Latin ducks for stealing birds away from hardworking British ducks. Animal welfare charities outraged after couple crucify hamster. Mexican wing of charity disgusted to learn that collection bags used in co...
LA 58: Precious Escapism, Excitement and Self-discovery
April 09, 2013 12:10 - 43 minutes - 20 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Southeastern shocked to learn station staff consisted of local amateur dramatics society. Grieving swan takes own like after refusing counselling. Austerity measures hit hard as family are forced to substitute birthday cake with biscuits. Shoplifter given the sweet taste of freedom after court app...
LA 57: Frigging Wooden Pommel Horse
April 01, 2013 20:05 - 44 minutes - 20.7 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Occasional table on loose in Dorchester. Local man claims he is to become next astronaut after accidentally inhaling aerosol Cheating husband blames infidelity on cat people. Drama teacher defends directorial decision to include imitation assault rifles in production of Cinderella. Also revealed:...
LA 56: Only A Few Skid Marks...
March 24, 2013 13:11 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft. Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers. Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin. Woman reassesses life after scoop...
LA 55: Factor 100 Sun Cream and a Stupid Hat
March 17, 2013 16:52 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Local paper reveals scientific exclusive on sunshine making subjects feel 'better'. Police smash in back doors of man disguised as grandmother. Legal precedent set for minimum number of cinema rows needed between patrons to lawfully masturbate. Channel 5 commissions new veterinary drama entitled D...
LA 54: Small but Thoroughly Unpleasant Collection of Scumbags
March 11, 2013 08:05 - 47 minutes - 21.5 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Cat owner admits staging elaborate kidnapping and ransom of pet to raise funds for ailing conservatory business. Wayward sheep given food and shelter by victims despite week long reign of terror. Police told to keep their beeping noses out of driver's business. Fly-tippers hung by the neck until d...
LA 53: The Dirty Raincoat Wearer, Bag ‘o’ Sweets in Pocket and Supporter of Cottaging and Gay Sex in Public
March 03, 2013 15:48 - 48 minutes - 22 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Bexley unveiled as the new holiday destination for Club 18-30 holidaymakers. Judge arrested for indecent exposure in local cinema claims he was re-enacting offence for the benefit of the jury. Man attempting to exchange imitation firearm for fish and chips revealed to be unsavoury character. Big c...
LA 52: TV Charity Fundraiser Fatigue
February 25, 2013 20:32 - 53 minutes - 24.5 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Editor spotted releasing horses onto local common. Dog mess passes Fitness to Work assessment after clerical error. Love blossoms after man tells partner he wished they'd never met. Pensioner arrested after conducting guided tours of red-light districts. Also revealed: First come, first served...
LA 51: Unceremoniously Dumped
February 21, 2013 20:57 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Suspect arrested in Hobby Craft after hiding in bead aisle. Town on lockdown after grit theft. Man denies allegations of 'switching off' ex-wife after peculiar sound bite. Local philanthropist conned out of £30,000 after yacht bought on internet turns out to be cardboard cutout. Also revealed: He...
LA 50: Night Fishing Contest and Barbecue
February 08, 2013 19:00 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Owner denies staging Homeward Bound re-enactment after lost dog is found wandering railway line. Local resident burnt at stake after rumoured sightings of him in woman's clothing spread. Mystery surrounds news story with lack of content. Blonde teenager's wrestling debut draws unprecedented number...
LA 49: What's Next, Monkey Meat?!
February 03, 2013 14:34 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Miss Teen Bromley 2012 entrants mistakenly given journalism award by editor of local paper. Church of England refutes ludicrous claim that Bob the Builder was 13th Apostle. Strip club shocked by allegations of French cuisine being served in venue. Shoppers grateful after supermarket is cordoned of...
LA 48: Acute Attack of Calcified Tabloid Brain Spanking
January 30, 2013 17:53 - 45 minutes - 21 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Husband exacts revenge by forcing wife into beach hut. Norfolk boy displays surprise knowledge of foreign lands. Public backlash after council reveals parking fees fund running costs of council services. Farmer ostracized after claiming that chickens were behind drive-by egging Also revealed: We ...
LA 47: Western Swimming Nudist Group
January 21, 2013 20:12 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: The Birdman returns in the Mysterious Case of the Stuffed Cheetah. Nudist group outraged by woman seen wearing swimming costume. Parkes on puberty. Err...that's it. Also revealed: We reply to an e-mail...
LA 46: Sold Out Swindon Ghost Walk
January 12, 2013 17:02 - 42 minutes - 19.2 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: New Forest gunman hires victim as mentor. Mr W Wonka denies knowledge of an unprovoked attack by members of his workforce. Cancellation of ghost walk leaves participants exorcised. Mystic Parkes reveals predictions for 2013. Also revealed: The winner of our Listener Story of 2012 is unveiled...
LA 45: Fifth Rate Supply of Emergency Toilet Paper
January 01, 2013 20:21 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Local paper criticised after running competition which asked entrants to complete phrase "I want £300 because..." Woman reveals fundraising efforts of local community allowed stray cat to go on all-inclusive holiday. Man searching for lost walking stick comes to senses. Patient pelts passersby wit...
LA 44: A Garnish of Roadside Dog Dirt
December 24, 2012 13:22 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Breath organs across Swindon untangle after nightclub shuts. Fined takeaway owner claims specialist order requested mouse droppings on pizza. Local Editor raves at potential racism levelled at 'special' ginger friend. Used papier-mâché 'love' donkey becomes inadvertent star of Christmas mystery st...
LA 43: Tape Deck, Printer and a Bag of Coat Hangers.
December 17, 2012 21:26 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Local roundabout deprived of Christmas magic after council cock-up. Charitable extreme bowls tournament to be held in swimming baths. Forgetful driver leaves passengers on bus. Fame hungry couple contrive convoluted fox attack hoax. Also revealed: The Christmas Competition reaches crisis point.
LA 42: Shoddy Christmas Tree Effort
December 10, 2012 19:24 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank. Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism. Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads to formation of first clown school in town. Lord of the Rings character caught with stolen ...
LA 41: The Single Most Incompetent Journalist in the Whole Country
December 03, 2012 16:29 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Forgettable wedding guest denies destroying pine tree. Woman attacked by killer mould. Local idiot finds idiotic letter in a bottle. Final curtain falls on career of beloved local journalist. Also revealed: Alex's Spurious Sandwich Anecdote.
LA 40: Ermintrude's Voyage to the Moon
November 25, 2012 18:48 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Charity runners awarded with tetanus jab after completing race across Hampstead Heath. Local council refuses to act after expanding 'Act of God' definitions to include refuge collection. Dirty judge flushed out after investigation into bribery at the 'Cleanliest Toilet of the Year' awards. Seco...
LA 39: Little Homes for Ants
November 18, 2012 08:22 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: PCSO makes instructional video on bicycle theft. Former police officer forms Maroon 5 tribute band after impromptu performance caught on CCTV during raid. Tree destroys house after successful campaign to save it. Performer shocked by amount of interest in Jimmy Saville costume after placing cla...
LA 38: Some Kind of Rancid Sheep Fleece
November 10, 2012 12:59 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor. Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur. Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash by stating style is next big thing. Taxi driver claims £50 fare was justified after blind ...
LA 37: Various Amounts of Compacted Faeces
November 04, 2012 09:50 - 38 minutes - 35 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker. Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip. Family pet approached by national newspaper after details of sordid affair with owner revealed in court. Pregnant woman thr...
LA 36: Relentless Meandering Stupidity
October 26, 2012 10:24 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation. Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals. Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father. Local resident lodges complaint with council a...
LA 35: Sweet and Sour Dog Balls and Rice
October 22, 2012 13:54 - 43 minutes - 40.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper. Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box. Banker does something immoral. Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail of destruction after trip to chemist. Also revealed: Alex learns about some bloke called ...
LA 34: Multiple Unmarried Mothers, Dole Bludgers and Associated Deadbeats
October 13, 2012 12:22 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment. Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers. Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdrawal of free bus pass. Trainee shop assistant receives counselling after witnessing reduced ...
LA 33: Freaking Zombie Beaver
October 07, 2012 16:22 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Local man praised after beating off beaver. Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation. Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest. Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints campaign entitled 'Prove It or Shove It'. Also revealed: Our pound shop prize from acros...
LA 32: One Ring To Moderate Them All
September 30, 2012 14:55 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: KFC issues how-to Drive-Thru guide after customer drives into restaurant. Organisers of local pub crawl forced to disguise event as themed wheelbarrow race. Local businessman finds inventive new use for sex toy accidentally ordered in bulk. Car dealership entrepreneur opens line of specialist shop...
LA 31: Pre-arranged Wide Load Escort
September 23, 2012 18:16 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs. Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft. Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy. Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease sou...
LA 30: General Wire Sewerooter T-3 Drain Cleaning Machine
September 14, 2012 06:11 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company. Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper. Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop. NHS denies claims that...
LA 29: 8 Day Old Asda French Stick
September 07, 2012 05:57 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch. Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings. Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach. Adventurous couple's lovemaking ends in stairlift rescue. Also revealed: Alex's geographical knowledge is called in...
LA 28: Unemployed Catalyst Technician
September 04, 2012 17:47 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains. Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses. Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology. Local teenager has bicycle stolen by potential guests of The Jeremy Kyle Show. Also revealed: Rob...
LA 27: Breathtaking Dove Flight Act
August 26, 2012 07:05 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Boy takes death plunge to get mother's attention. Couple repay Ronald McDonald House Charity by stealing golden arch shaped bed, toadstool table and mushroom chairs from room. Travelling circus comes to town with main attraction 'Brian the Goose'. After Gloucester branded 'Least Romantic City in U...
LA 26: Giant Talking Canadian Mouse
August 19, 2012 13:57 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure. Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes. Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'. Fire brigade defends seagull rescue by making outlandish claim that 'highly evolved' bird dialled 999. Also r...
LA 25: A Bag of Lion Droppings
August 15, 2012 21:26 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBAlex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns. Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] Stories this week include: Golfer on 'banana high' claims crow stole golf bag. Former crop circle creator 'discovers' new crop circle. Concern at World Record breastfeeding attempt as refreshment stall runs out of milk. Criminal investigation launched after boy receives minor injury from swing. Also revealed: Alex and Rob...