Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]



Stories this week include:


Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.
Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper. 
Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.
NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread. 


Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.