Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]



Stories this week include:


Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs.
Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft. 
Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy.
Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease soundtrack constitutes rave music. 

Also revealed: Alex's adventures in the Semitic supermarket.