Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



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Stories this week include:

Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank. 
Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism. 
Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads to formation of first clown school in town. 
Lord of the Rings character caught with stolen wedding photo. 

Also revealed: Alex imitates a chainsaw.