Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.




Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 





Stories this week include:


Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone. 
Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor.
Abused parrot finally speaks out.
McDonald's introduces McTragic meal for wedding reception held in restaurant.




Also revealed: We feature a story that p*sses on all that came before.