Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



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Stories this week include:

Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly.
Local Women's Institute face further embarrassment after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders.
Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations.
Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of dead goldfinches.

Also revealed: Alex reveals the truth behind what really happened when he was left alone with Rob's cat...