Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]



Stories this week include:

Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment.
Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers. 
Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdrawal of free bus pass.
Trainee shop assistant receives counselling after witnessing reduced meat scuffle reminiscent of 'cock fight'. 

Also revealed: Rob's internet goes down prior to recording, will he be able to find stories in time...