Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 



Stories this week include:

Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft.
Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers.
Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin.
Woman reassesses life after scooping first prize in 'Most Like Owner' category at dog show.

Also revealed: Rob goes it alone...