Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 



Stories this week include:

Owner denies staging Homeward Bound re-enactment after lost dog is found wandering railway line.
Local resident burnt at stake after rumoured sightings of him in woman's clothing spread.
Mystery surrounds news story with lack of content.
Blonde teenager's wrestling debut draws unprecedented number of middle aged male 'sports' fans.

Also revealed: We exchange obligatory 'non-luxury' gifts.