Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 



Stories this week include:

Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor. 
Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur. 
Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash by stating style is next big thing. 
Taxi driver claims £50 fare was justified after blind women soiled car by 'crying her eyes out'. 

Also revealed: New 'Suggest a Feature' Feature is launched!