Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.




Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected] 





Stories this week include:

Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park.
Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken. 
Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video.
49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox.

Also revealed: We make a desperate plea for reviews.