Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]


Stories this week include:


Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure.
Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes. 
Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'.
Fire brigade defends seagull rescue by making outlandish claim that 'highly evolved' bird dialled 999. 


Also revealed: Alex's paranormal celebrity sighting.