Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.



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Stories this week include:

Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation.
Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals. 
Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father. 
Local resident lodges complaint with council after lack of pole dancing monkeys at Poole bar. 

Also revealed: Alex issues a retraction.