Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
414 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! The episodes are online for a limited time, so you may want to DOWNLOAD the episode you want to listen to later on your podcast player.
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Episodes
Gross Sheet Habits of Single Men, A Police Skunk Named "Squirt", The Festival of the Steel Phallus
January 25, 2023 20:00 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBS4E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - All the women are correct in their assumption of the condition of bed sheets of single men. The police in the FL Keys have a real "stinker" in their department's petting zoo. And a FL "artist" wants to "erect" sculptures in Ft. Lauderdale to mark a Japanese fertility celebration. And there's plenty more stupidity to go 'round... A Man Shot Up a Taco Bell...Because It Wasn't Open; Ukrainian soldier has live grenade removed from torso; FL Man Hits Cop Wi...
Gas Stove Bans, Spasming Meat, & A Toilet Flush Gender Reveal
January 21, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBYes, you'd better hang onto your gas stoves. When the guv'ment starts wondering out loud about a ban, do NOT take it lightly. When your fresh meat starts twitching, should you be concerned, though? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains how it played out for one family in the Philippines. If you find out whether you're getting a brother or a sister by the color of the toilet water, does this mean your family's going down the commode? The answers may be in this week's stupid episode! ...
Amazon Driver Literally Gives The Finger, Flirty Fans Find Phallus Rock, & Detail-Oriented Grumpy People
January 18, 2023 20:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBS4E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A postal customer literally got the finger of an Amazon driver when they got their package delivered. West Java couples flock to a phallus rock to enrich their libido. If you saw Tom Hanks in "A Man Called OTTO", you'll understand why the character was so detailed oriented. I've detailed some of the "extras" from this week of stupidity... Giant Falling Boulder Obliterates Car—& Driver Just Barely Escapes; Chelsea Handler Says She Learned the 'Sun & the M...
An Off-Color Toddler Toy, Mommy Cyberbullys Own Daughter, Get Legally Drunk From The Cops
January 14, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 99.4 MBBetter watch what Grandma gets your kids. One granny got a toddler a toy that tells inappropriate jokes... What would you do if you found out you were being cyberbullies...by your OWN MOM? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you what happened when one girl found out... If you're invited down to the local police station, you probably aren't expecting a PARTY...but sometimes, they'll get you drunk. (???) Sometimes things are so stupid, they're brilliant. If that's the case, there's a...
Real Bats--Dropping, Flu Cure Potato Socks, & A 1,400-y/o Roman Bathroom
January 11, 2023 20:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MBS4E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What's worse than bat droppings? Bats...DROPPING...from the frigid cold in Texas. And one woman came to rescue 1,500 of them to her attic. Who wears potatoes in their socks? People with the flu...hoping for a cure....and who believe everything they see on Tik-Tok. Some revealing history about humanity found in a 1,400 year old Roman bathroom. There's some revealing surprises you'll find about humanity in this week's collection of stupidity... Mom shamed ov...
Edible Christmas Trees, A Self-Pleasuring Walrus, & A Wine Bottle B&B
January 07, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 95.1 MBWhy throw out your real Christmas tree when you could make a salad? Yes, there's even a recipe book on how to eat your Christmas tree--just remember to remove the tinsel & lights. A New Year's Eve fireworks show in the UK was canceled because of the fireworks from a masturbating walrus. Why stay just at any old B&B when you can spend some romantic time in a wine bottle? Why spend your time listening to the boring old news when you can hear all the stupidity that's starting out in 2023... Bu...
A Cop's Sexy Sidehustle, KFC Corn-Crazy Customer, & A XXX-mas Trend
December 31, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBI guess crime doesn't pay enough for one police officer who loves his part-time porn actor's job more than his policing duties. When a KFC customer wants their corn, they'd better get their corn...or they'll go bat-crap crazy. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about how Christmas trees can pose a danger to self-pleasuring yuletide activities & doctors are putting out a warning... Just a warning here... there's an extra dose of stupidity for this year-ending episode... The 10 W...
Record-Breaking Beard Baubles, Elegant Demons, & A Nutcracker Epiphany
December 28, 2022 20:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBS4E33 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - One man has found a good use for his facial hair: Decorating himself for Christmas & breaking world records. The staff at the Vatican were warned they could be victims of possession that cause them to be "holier-than-thou". Who knew that nutcrackers could actually crack nuts? Apparently the young people didn't & they're just now figuring it out. Plenty of nutty stupidity fresh from our Christmas break... Adults are buying toys for themselves, and it’s the ...
A Sliced Up Sword Swallower, A Prehistoric Pecker, & A Flaming Wiener
December 17, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBYou may wonder if those sword swallowers ever screw up. Well, that answer is "yes". Men have been grabbing their crotches since Cro-Magnon Man. And now we have historic artifacts to prove it. When you're "hot", you're "HOT" & as you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", when you're hot on the Amazon TV show, "The Boys"...you're wiener is on fire. We've got some real fiery stupidity for you this week... Dog Racks up Online Charges by Chewing Video Game Controller; The Average D...
Busch Light's "Bush Lights", Cop Pees In Ice Machine, & A Smarty Potty
December 14, 2022 20:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MBS4E31 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Now there's Christmas decorations for the "Bona-Fide" Redneck: Lighted BEER CANS for you bushes. A police officer from Chicago becomes a "Florida Man" while vacationing in Florida. Commodes are being designed so smart they can learn the noises you make when you use them. You'll actually benefit from some "smart stupidity" this week...and then there's the junk food stupidity-- Man poses as attractive blonde woman, convinces police officer to hand over patrol...
You Can Be The "Rat Czar" For NYC, Meth Monks In Thailand, & Frozen "Mayo-Nog"
December 10, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBIf your job has become too much of a "rat race", maybe you should apply for a "Rat Czar" for the Big Apple. The pay alone is worth it. A Buddhist Temple in Thailand has found a way to bring in some extra cash. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a story of how some Monks discovered a new way to see visions. Take your holiday party up a notch by serving your eggnog mixed with mayonnaise when you "bring home the Hellman's". And we're bringing on the stupidity with this week's banal batch...
Hearing From Jesus at 37,000 Ft., Buddy The Elf Spaghetti, & "Volkswagenitalia"
December 07, 2022 20:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBS4E29 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When Jesus tells you to do something do you do it right then? Even if it He told you to open the cabin door of an airliner flying high above Arkansas? One woman was an obedient servant & chaos ensued. Nothing says "Christmas" like "Buddy The Elf" & breakfast spaghetti. Thanks to HelloFresh & Warner Brothers, you can have some, too. Volkswagen Italia's longstanding Instagram handle has just been "discovered" by people who have rediscovered their teenage sens...
Mac-And-Cheesy Lawsuit, Figgy Pudding SPAM, & A Bladder Blocked By A Jump Rope
December 03, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 99.6 MBIf you thought the McDonald's lawsuit over spilled hot coffee was frivolous, just ask Kraft about making Velveeta mac-and-cheese. Now for this Christmas season, you can "bring me some figgy pudding" SPAM to wish me a merry Christmas. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" was aghast at how a man was able to thread 90 inches of jump rope into his bladder. The holidays are full of stupidity and you've got it all in this week's insane episode. New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ; B...
Monopoly Melee, The Family Vomit Bowl, & A Trans Jesus
November 30, 2022 20:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBS4E27 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Ah, the Thanksgiving holiday. I had a wonderful week off seeing family & spending time together. A lot of families love to spend time together over a board game but be careful if you play Monopoly. As one family found out, it doesn't always end well. A family that pukes together, stays together...but does your family have a special container for the spew? Who knew that the Son of God had a transgender body? Apparently some kind of "spirit" led a clergyman i...
A JetBlue Jackoff, DJ Takes A Dump In His Pants--LIVE, & Cuttlefish Sex Toys
November 19, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBOne TV reporter got a free show on his flight on JetBlue. One radio DJ couldn't keep his "crap" together when he cracked up on the air. GWAR fans have some intimate ways to experience the intergalactic barbarians using cuttlefish. You can get intimate with some serious stupidity this week... Man Arrested for DUI Was on Meth & Driving with Screech Owl; TSA Finds Gun Stuffed in a Raw Baking Hen; ‘Irate’ FL man intentionally hits man with his Porsche after argument; Is It Okay for a 5-y/...
Reindeer Attraction Fiasco, Rotisserie Chicken Challenge, & Toad Licking
November 16, 2022 20:00 - 56 minutes - 52.3 MBS4E25 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You'll discover a valuable lesson from a family who learned the hard way not to put up their Christmas decorations too early...like before deer hunting season. When a city loses 2 major sports championships in the same day, drastic measures must be taken to lift the spirits of the citizens--and that measure is rotisserie chicken. The Federal Government is having to point out the dangers of putting toad frogs in your mouth. Being stupid is not just dangerous...
Lucky "Necropants", Family Pet Turned Into A Rug, & Placenta Smoothies
November 12, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBNothing says how much you remember your loved ones like wearing their skin after they die. Nothing shows your devotion to man's best friend than keeping Fido's fur around for a rug. Nothing gives nourishment to ward off anxiety than drinking your placenta. Nothing can be more stupid than what you're about to hear this week. Hold my beer... Couple naming their baby after a popular restaurant chain–people say he’l be bullied for sure; FL land buy for Chinese primate testing won’t end well, ...
Trick-or-Treat Flasher, Disney World Fugitive, & An UPS SAT Upset
November 09, 2022 20:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBS4E23 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - While kids were getting their treats on Halloween night, a woman was giving the "tricks". While kids were taking in Disney World, a cop was taking in a fugitive from justice. While students were nervously waiting for the SAT scores, a UPS truck was spreading them all over the highway. Such stupidity is worthy of notoriety & that's why you'll hear about it right here. Along with these other samples... A Woman Is Being Canceled on Social Media for Saying She ...
Non-Stupid People For Hire, Emotional Support Beer, & A Man Literally Gets "Horny"
November 05, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBIsn't America the greatest country in the world when a business can put up a hiring sign asking for non-stupid people to apply? Then sit back & watch as all the stupid people get offended by it. A NY man brilliantly registers his 16oz. glass of IPA brew as his pet BEER. In China (where ELSE???), there's a man who suffers from being horny...in the most horniest place on his body... and it's NOT what you think--or it could be EXACTLY what you think. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will try...
Jeffrey Dahmer Pizza, Mom's Meatloaf Models Son's Face, & A Pokemon Go Attempted Drowning
November 02, 2022 19:00 - 49 minutes - 46.2 MBS4E21 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A pizza joint actually made a Halloween decoration that was so gross, customers begged to have them remove it. A mother's love for her son was so great that it revealed itself in her cooking...and it looked just like her son. A father & his adult son got involved in a childish game that broke out in a brawl with a possible drowning. We're drowning in stupidity for this midweek dose of dumbness... Roach Infestation Cancels Trick-or-Treating in MI Neighborho...
A Horny Haunted House, A Breast-Feeding Nipple Malfunction, & A Horror Movie Pukefest
October 29, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBSome people fantasize about making love to ghosts. Well, now there's a haunted house with some horny ghost ready to turn you on. Imagine getting your baby to finally "latch on" so you can breast feed...then have your nipple BREAK OFF! It happened to one very surprised mom. There's a gut gouging movie that has so much blood & gore theater-goers are puking their guts out & passing out in the aisles. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" says that it's causing so much buzz the box office prof...
Thai Power Rangers Rescue, Japanese Commode Crash, & Being Judged By A Bitch
October 26, 2022 19:00 - 46 minutes - 43.5 MBS4E19 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Life imitates art at a Thai restaurant when the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers rescue a woman from an attacker. Oh the irony when a man from the Preservation Association demolishes a historic artifact in a Japanese Zen Buddhist temple--a 500 year old COMMODE. Incompetent men are getting judged by bitches...but not the ones you're thinking of. But if you're thinking of more stupidity, you'll find it in this episode... A Guy In PA Illegally Imported a Kangaro...
Sex Talk Over Dog Poop, Teen Squeaks From A Swallowed Doggie Toy, & Porn Goes Political
October 22, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBHaving "The Talk" with your teen about sex is awkward enough, so why not have the talk while doing something awkward...like picking up poop from your dog? A typical 13-y/o was enjoying tantalizing his mom by chewing on a squeaky toy until his mom tried to grab it from him...and he swallowed the squeaker! Now even the ER staff is laughing. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has found a politician who has no chance of winning, so he had no objections to hiring an adult movie star to make a p...
Illegal Use of Donuts, Super-Glued Bride's Ears, & Alcoholic Waffles
October 19, 2022 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.8 MBS4E17 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A man gets arrested in NY for taking the "hunting" out of bear hunting with is use of donuts. A bride with elephant ears solves her appearance with Super Glue. Have you ever thought that the only thing about waffles is they don't get you drunk? That problem is now solved, thanks to Kellogg's. And if all this sounds stupid, well... there's more... A Wedding Argument Ended with a Car in a Golf Course Creek; Man Clings to Back of Semi-Truck for 130 Miles; ...
Pythons In Your Pants, Humping The Shrub, & A Pebble Pecker Prank
October 15, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84 MBIf you're going to smuggle snakes into the country, do you think you could find a better way to do it besides stuffing them into your britches? One man couldn't. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", his lair in FL this week, will be relating a story of a frustrated Brit who has a woman-shaped shrub & men are so attracted to it, they are fornicating with it. He'll also tell of a story that's just now getting exposed about a popular UK soccer star who was very "well endowed" & had passed out f...
Daycare Discipline A Real "Scream", Grape-Feeder Needed, & A Stolen $1,400 Diaper Bag
October 12, 2022 19:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBS4E15 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you can't get daycare kids to behave, you have to get creative. But you don't have to put the brats in psychological trauma. If you're looking to work in the lap of luxury, there's a job waiting for you feeding grapes to people at a restaurant. If you're already living in the lap of luxury, don't leave your diaper bag sitting out where thieves can snatch it from your car. If you're satisfied with being in the seat of stupidity, you're in the right place ...
PSL Engagement Rings, Adult Happy Meals, & A Phallus Faux Pas
October 08, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBStupidity is hereditary and that means that my son is also producing a podcast of his own! Check out The Button Pusher on Spotify or where ever you get your podcasts... Nothing says, "I Love You" like an engagement ring & nothing drives that fact home stronger than saying it with a pumpkin spice latte. Apparently the grown-ups are getting jealous over what their kids are getting in their McDonald's Happy Meals... so my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain that now McDonald's is giv...
Record-Breaking Bobblehead, Jail-Birthing In Solitary Confinement, & Eggbeater Jesus
October 05, 2022 19:00 - 57 minutes - 53.5 MBS4E13 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you want to get more business for your upstart franchise, get a world record achievement... like an over-sized bobblehead. If you want to get out of solitary confinement, tell the correction officers you're giving birth. If you want your church to be worshiped by everyone in town, paint an Eggbeater Jesus on the front of the building! All of this sounds so stupid. That's because it IS! And there're more... FL 2nd grader instructed to ‘send picture of you...
Fossilized Dino-Vomit, NyQuil Chicken, & Vagina Chips...YUM!
October 01, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 95.7 MBHow bad to you have to love your job to go looking for science in prehistoric puke? How bad to you want "Sleepy Chicken" basted in cough syrup? How bad do you want nookie? Find the answers to these & more stupid questions in this ridiculous episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who just finished his home improvement project & it didn't get blown away by Hurricane Ian... Bitter Ex Pees Every Day At His Ex-Wife’s Grave, Her Son Claims; College Kid Threatens to Blow Up a Nuclear ...
Eat Your Crocs, Kids Casino In The Poconos, & Library Porn in VA
September 28, 2022 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.7 MBS4E11 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - How hungry do you have to get to eat your shoes? If you wear Crocks & are stranded on a deserted island, you may be able to cook up a pair. The family that gambles together, goes to the "big-house" together...and the casino gets a whopping fine. If you're doing research at a library website in VA, you might want to check that URL... And there's more stupidity where this came from... A Guy Flew 1,800 Miles to Buy the New iPhone a Few Hours Early; A Massiv...
A Brothel Lunch "Special", The "Beyond Meat" COO Gets Beyond Stupid, & Ig Nobel Winners
September 24, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBIf you're looking for a bargain, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a deal for you. If you work for a company making fake meat you don't need a story about you biting into the "meat" of the person you're brawling with. What do scorpion sex, knob-turning, & ancient enemas have in common? They're all nobel winners...of the stupid kind. And we have more real "winners" in this episode.... Why one AL town erects monuments to the boll weevil; Restaurant Sues After A Man Took Back His $3,00...
Fat-Phobic Door-Dasher, STI Cow Snot Prevention, & A Woman & a Coon Walk Into a Bar
September 21, 2022 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.8 MBS4E78~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The fat hits the fire when a junk food delivery is dropped off with a triggering note. Lubricants from cow snot may prevent herpes...and any possible sexual desires as well. A bartender went rabid when a woman brings a raccoon into a bar & passes it around. And there's so much more rabid stupidity... A Reality Star Who Makes Moonshine Was Arrested for—Making Moonshine; Scientists Just Invented Painless Tattoos; A Guy Made $100,000 Suing Telemarketers & O...
Naked Chess, Nursing Home Strippers, & A "Mother Teresa" Ponzi Scheme
September 17, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBA chess player known for cheating offers to strip naked to prove he's not cheating. Nursing home residents in wheelchairs get treated a stripper (who isn't playing chess). "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew (who works in finance), has a stupid tale of how the Securities & Exchange Commission busted a FL "Mother Teresa" after uncovering her ponzi scheme. And this is just what's at the tip of the stupid iceberg. Wait 'til you see the other stupid stories we've managed to dig up! FL School T...
Illegally Feeding The Homeless, Coffee Balls, & A Stupid 9/11 Menu Theme
September 14, 2022 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBS4E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Only in America can you get the cops called on you for trying to buy a homeless guy a meal. That's what one woman found out at a Popeye's in GA. Do you like your ground coffee wrapped in seaweed when you brew it? The Swiss think that the Earth-Friendly crowd will. Would you eat at a restaurant that served a menu based on the tragedy from the 9/11 attacks? Turns out, most wouldn't & the restaurant pulled the menu. This & more stupidity awaits in this bonus ep...
Ancient Roman Phallus Carving, Interstate Alfredo Spill, & A Carjacking Coitus Interruptus
September 10, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBA record-breaking carving of male manhood has been uncovered & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the cold, hard, facts! Italian food lovers wept over spilled Alfredo sauce that creamed I-55 in Memphis, TN. Nothing kills a romantic mood like a carjacking & "Pancho" has the stupid situation one couple found themselves in when they were at the height of romance! The stupid truck has delivered another load... The Trailer for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey" Is Out; Study finds: Men hap...
Adult-Only Airline Flights, Gravy Wrestling, & Cool Catsup Clothes
September 07, 2022 19:00 - 44 minutes - 41.6 MBS4E5 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Wouldn't you love to book a peaceful flight on an airline with NO screaming babies. So would one UK woman. Nothing says the end of a pandemic than the return of wrestling in a vat of gravy. Nothing screams COOL like wearing clothes stained with ketchup... and least that's what Heinz is hoping. And there's even more stupidity ahead... Canadian Politician Has Bike Stolen an Hour After Promising to Reduce Bike Theft; Guy Wears Pink Wig While Getting Laid Off...
Frozen Wiener Pops, Boyfriend Haul on TikTok, & A Genital Nightmare
September 03, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBOscar Meyer has the answer to a hot summer day...a Popsicle...but it's not what you think. A new TikTok trend has girls presenting their shirtless beaus for display as they point out the guys' best "features", but it's not the guys who are upset about it... If you are prone to walking or talking in your sleep, take note of this story that my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells about a man who was acting out his dream of slaughtering a goat...on HIMSELF. I couldn't dream up half of the stu...
A Crass Cussin' Coffeehouse, A Disorderly Disney Princess, & Quiet Firings
August 31, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBS4E3 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A startup coffee shop in AL that goes by the "Biblical" term for "donkey" finds the local town fathers acting very stubborn about their new enterprise. A Pocahontas Princess from Disney gets disorderly after getting plastered. While some employees are "quiet quitting", they may also be the victim of a "quiet firing" by their boss. What is with all this stupidity? Find out this & more... New Dating Trend: Having Dinner in a U-Haul; Have You Tried the "Pant...
Best Places To Have Sex..NOT On A Ferris Wheel, Doggy Donuts, & Ice Cold Balls
August 27, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBWhere, if you prefer such things, would you like to do some boot-knockin'? There's a poll to find out...but it doesn't include a Ferris Wheel--which is where one couple picked. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", explains that the patrons at the amusement park were not amused at this particular "attraction". The couple was even aware that people were watching. But so were the cops. People who treat their pooches like people was delighted to have a doughnut with their doggies. And Krispy Kre...
Monster Moths in WA State, 1st Date Church Felony, & Weaponizing Crows
August 24, 2022 19:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MBS4E1 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - We begin another season of stupidity with a Godzilla-sized moth found in Washington state...and it wasn't squashed...it was photographed! What would be a good romantic first date? Breaking into a church to play piano, then robbing the collection plate perhaps? If you need to get even with your enemies...and you have plenty of time on your hands to plot your revenge, you may want to consider making CROWS your new pets. And the new season has more stupidity to...
A Whopper Cheeseburger Battery, God Gives Payback To Church Robber, & TV Antenna Operation 101
August 20, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBWhen a Burger King Cheeseburger considered is weaponized in a battery assault charge, you know it's going to be stupid. When God allows a skunk to spray a man who tried to rob a church...WHILE he's being arrested, you know it's going to be stupid. And when you need an educational video to teach millennials how to use an over-the-air TV antenna so they can receive "free TV", it's going to be stupid! Which is why you're going to hear stories like this on this podcast! And my Insane FL Nephew, ...
Sleeping Spiders Study, Dream-Flavored Coke, & Full-Frontal Tommy Lee
August 17, 2022 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBS3E102 Midweek BONUS Episode! - Do you care that spiders dream during REM sleep? Do you want to taste your dreams in a can of Coca-Cola? Does it taste like spider dreams? Do you have wet dreams about Tommy Lee's manhood or nightmares after you saw it on full display on his social media posts? Find out these & other stupid conclusions this week! A CEO Caught Heat for Posting a Crying Selfie After Laying People Off; A Woman Let Her 6-y/o Drink a Beer at a Gas Station; A Woman Was Arrest...
A YouTube Nose Job Fail, Finger-Syncing Violinists, & A Wild Family Knife Fight
August 13, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBI've been told by so many people that if I don't know how to do something I can always look up a YouTube video. Except if I want to give myself a nose job, as you'll find out when my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains what happened to one stupid moron who tried it. If I need a good side hustle, I can take up the violin...even if I have no idea how to play one. Because stupid people will give me money if I can successfully "finger-sync" for them! A family that fights together, gets arr...
Walmart Scooter DUI, Grandma Gets Stuck in a Playground Tunnel, & A Real-Life "Game of Thrones" Sex Scene
August 10, 2022 19:00 - 56 minutes - 52.5 MBS3E100 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're busted for DUI on a Walmart scooter, you've reached a new low of white trash crime. If you're too fat to fit through a playground tunnel, you've reached a new high of entertaining your grandchildren. If you've had coitus interruptus on location where the "Game of Thrones" was shot, you've reached a new level of stupidity! We've reached the 100th episode of this season with more examples of stupidity... The Choco Taco is gone for good; Man Gets...
We Interrupt the Following Program...
August 03, 2022 10:08 - 1 minute - 1.66 MBI woke up at 3:30am to drive for an hour to watch the sun come up over water. Sounds stupid, but it looked cool. The regularly scheduled podcast returns next week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Zero Gravity Self-Gratification, Velveeta Martinis, & Mounting "Flipper"-Flopping Topless
July 30, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBVACATION ANNOUNCEMENT: This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay. How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this...
Tail-Gate Candy Corn, A Pikes Peak Peanut Pusher, & Naked Yard Work In FL
July 27, 2022 19:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBS3E97 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you love candy corn, you may not love this...and if you love tailgating, you're gonna hate this! If you're goal in life is to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, this either takes a lot of skill or stupidity--you decide. If you've ever dreamed of doing your yard work in your birthday suit, consider moving to Stuart, FL! And there's more midweek madness is this stupid episode... Thieves Robbed a Pastor During Church...& Got $1 Million in Jew...
One Toke Over the (Blue) Line, A "Noodling" Knock-off Over Bigfoot, & Walmart Goes "Adult"
July 23, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBBeing an NYPD cop just notched up a tic now that the men in blue can smoke some green. A reminder if you're noodling catfish & get into an argument with your partner: Never summon Bigfoot. Now you can impress your lover with a timeless "adult product" you bought them from WALMART. Plus, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a creative new idea on what to get his little boy, "Panchito" for Christmas...an action figure with daddy's face on it! And there's more summertime stupidity galore! ...
A 7/11 Birth AT A 7-Eleven, A "Commando" Heat-Buster, & Chivalry At Gunpoint
July 20, 2022 19:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBS3E95 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Have you got an outrageous birth story? I'll bet it's not a wild as this WV couple. Doesn't it irk you when you do something nice & you're not thanked for it? At least you don't pull a gun on someone to retaliate. If you're looking for ways to cool off in the Dog-Days of Summer, removing one piece of clothing will be the quickest way to be cool...and put a smile on your face. And there's more steamy-hot stupidity... Disneyland's Instagram Got Hacked by a G...
An "Extra-Saucy" Customer Outburst, Massage Parlor Police Petting, & A Mortician Selling "Spare Parts"
July 16, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBIn the "People Behaving Badly" Dept: You'll discover what happens when the little toddlers who threw a fit in the grocery aisle & were coddled by their parents grow up & get charged $1.75 for "extra sauce". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals some UN-covering that took place on 2 police officers who were "investigating" massage parlors & were fondled as part of "gathering evidence". And an ex-funeral director was making money on a side-hustle, selling body parts from dissected corpse...