Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
414 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! The episodes are online for a limited time, so you may want to DOWNLOAD the episode you want to listen to later on your podcast player.
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Episodes
A Parental TikTok Challenge, Food Poisoning At Starbucks, & "Fuzzy Balls" in Wimbleton's "Quiet Room"?
July 13, 2022 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.8 MBS3E93 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Now PARENTS have taken to TikTok with their own Challenge that pranks the kids in the most stupid way possible. Starbucks should probably leave the chicken sandwich concept to Chick-fil-A after their short-lived menu item poisoned dozens of customers & employees. Wimbleton provided a "Quiet Room" so their “guests can retreat for a moment of private meditation, prayer or reflection”. Which they did...sort of. Sounds of "Oh, GOD!" rang out from behind the doo...
A Murdered Rooster Rumble, Bladder Botox, & A Whistling Scrotum
July 09, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBWhere else would you find former friends & neighbors ruining their relationship over a raging rooster murder than FLORIDA? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will bring you the lowdown on this FOWL incident. Summer is the time for road trips & the biggest interruption to them are those incessant "potty stops" because someone's gotta pee! Well, prevent those unnecessary pee breaks with a shot of BOTOX! And what's that noise coming from between your legs? Is your scrotum whistling or are you...
Granny Panties Comeback, A Perp In A Poop Pile, & An AirDropped Pecker Pic
July 02, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBWhat was once old is new again. Folks are dropping big bucks to get nostalgic with their undergarments. A perp on the run from the police picks a place to hide in a pile of poop. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew has a unsettling tale where passengers on an airline were airdropped a pic from a older man who was "just having a little fun" and wanted to share his experience with everyone. So buckle up...there's going to be a lot of stupid turbulence on this flight... A Bride Needed a New We...
Nude Pickleball, Naked-Driving Lawyer, & Alexa Speaks From the Dead
June 29, 2022 19:00 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBS3E90 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The pickleball craze has driven seniors to take off all their clothes to play the game. An attorney can't seem to keep his clothes on, especially while driving. And now you can have great-grandma give you recommendations on your favorite restaurant from beyond the grave! These & more stupid antics await... 6 Reasons to Drink Pickle Juice; TikTok Is Obsessed with a New Game Called "He's a 10"; Research Discovers Tiny mites mate on your FACE while you sl...
Dino Belly Buttons, A Tasteless Tombstone, & "Super Gonorrhea"
June 25, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBMany churches have divided over depictions of Adam & Eve having belly buttons...but did DINOSAURS? Apparently. When you leave this earth, you typically leave behind an epitaph on your tombstone--unless you're tasteless. Then you leave an epitaph that one family chose to leave on the tombstone of their loved one. If you think getting an STD is bad, you'll be celibate as a monk when you hear what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has to tell you about one strain that's nearly impossible to ...
A Felonious Corpse Spitter, A "Le'Genius" Criminal, & A "Peeping Tom"-Cat Litterbox
June 22, 2022 19:00 - 49 minutes - 46 MBS3E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Instead of having people give eulogies at a loved one's funeral, a woman chose to "hock a loogie" onto the corpse. The parents of one FL criminal obviously gave their son the WRONG name for his life choices. A graduation party for a 17-y/o student ended with a voyeur incident that was being videoed from a cat box in the bathroom. If these are stupid enough for you, there's a whole lot more in this episode! The Average Parent Tells Their Kid "No" 23 Times ...
NZ Livestock Burp Tax, Putin's "Poop Case", & Grandma Got Run Over By An Elephant!
June 18, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBIf you think you're being taxed too much, you haven't farmed in New Zealand where cow burps will cost you. Imagine being so paranoid that you have to carry your poop around so no one will find out you have a disease. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will reveal that the Russian President lives like this all the time & has aids who have to clean up after him. Nothing like leaving this world with a big "send off". An elephant with a grudge sent the corpse of a 70-y/o woman into the "wild bl...
Human Meatball Math, Printed Skin for Sex Robots, & Potty Training at the Hardware Store
June 15, 2022 19:00 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MBS3E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A Reddit user solves a mathematical word problem that may gross you out. Sex robots may be able to get you off...but with AI printed skin, you may now be able to help a sex robot get off. One toddler wouldn't get off a display toilet because he still "needed to finish" his job! And there's more stupidity that needs to get finished for this Midweek Bonus Episode... A Man Who Raps About Robbing ATMs Got Busted for Robbing an ATM; A Bike Rider in CA Was Cha...
Cheesy Nail Polish, Missouri Cheese Cave, & FedEx Fellatio!
June 11, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 86 MBWhat's the cheesiest thing a woman could do to her nails? Make 'em smell like Velveeta, of course! But what happens if you have too much cheese? You store it in caves...in "The Show Me State". And If you need something delivered FAST, you call FedEx...which is EXACTLY what a FedEx truck driver did when his girlfriend "delivered" a mouth-watering gift to his lap. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will wittingly describe what happened next. And you'll find out other close encounters of the S...
Sexy Summer Dad-Bods, Barehanded Brooklyn Possum Pouncer, & A Boeing Boyfriend
June 08, 2022 19:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBS3E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Once again I feel confident to strut onto a beach knowing my physique will drive women wild with my 2-liter abs. Dad-Bods are all the rage, but my guess is my pasty white skin may not be. A woman from Alaska was all the rage in a Brooklyn bar when she saved the customer from a savage attack by a ...POSSUM. A woman is sexually attracted to & wants to marry her "boyfriend"...a Boeing 737...she's named, "Dicki". And there's stuff more stupid than even this... ...
A Naked BUTT in BUTTE, "Innovative" Beer...From PEE, & Sex-Induced Amnesia
June 04, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBThere's naked butts in Butte, MT & it all ended with a head-butting incident. You've probably said the beer you're drinking "tastes like piss". Now there's beer MADE from piss. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about an intense daytime romp a man had with his wife was soooo good he lost his mind--literally. And there's even more 5-star stupidity ahead... Mum In ‘Hysterics’ As 3-y/o Girl Gets Head Stuck In Toilet Seat; Some Stupid Idiot Points a Gun at a News Crew During a ...
A Hillbilly "Helicamper", A Satanic Yoga Barbie, & Peeing on Peonies
June 01, 2022 19:00 - 48 minutes - 45.3 MBS3E82 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When the redneck camper is taken to a new level of "hillbilly", you convert a helicopter into a "helicamper". Bring on the "Church Lady" to warn unsuspecting children of a satanic possession if your Barbie doll does yoga. A $3 million "study" finds the best fertilizer for your peonies is "pee". Did I mention it cost $3 million? Did I also mention there's MORE stupidity? Can you handle it? Woman Finds Face Of Wizard Gandalf Hidden In Her Floorboards; Nab...
See Johnny Cash Pee, An Arby's Manager Pee Perversion, & Cambodian Penis Plant Posing Problems
May 28, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBSometimes things come in 3's: So this episode features stupidity about peeing, penises, & perverts. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells a story that may cause you to re-think ordering a milkshake from a Vancouver, WA Arby's. He's also found a woman who has found the perfect lover...who's her imaginary sexual "gratifier" & can perform better in bed than any "earthman"... You'll find some strange gratification from some of the other stupidity that's featured, too... Man Arrested for Ra...
COVID Swab Swallow, "Pepsi-Roni", & Driving on Poop Power
May 25, 2022 19:00 - 49 minutes - 46.2 MBS3E80 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It takes a special kind of stupid to swallow the swab you're using to give yourself a COVID test. But they're out there. And they're on this episode. In the on-going stupidity of food mashups, now we have pepperoni that comes with the soft-drink included. As the US powers past using fossil fuels to power their vehicles, the French have a smelly solution. This and even more silly stupidity awaits... JetBlue makes hostile bid for Spirit Airlines after twice...
Stupid Monkey Business, Mother's Day Thongs, & A High School Prank That "Jumped The Shark"
May 21, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBWhen you mix stupid people with monkeys, you're going to get some great material for a podcast. When you mix a thoughtful Mother's Day idea with a careless Catholic school, you get major embarrassment. When you mix high school seniors with a stupid idea for a prank you get in trouble with the PETA as one FL high school found out. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gudro", knows about this particular high school since it happened in the very area where his parents live! "Pancho" will also answer so...
A Famous Farting "Fido", Sexually Harassing Bald Men, & Cookie-Flavored Underwear
May 18, 2022 19:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBS3E78 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - An ingested cat toy has created a viral sensation for a dog who ferociously farts from a peculiar position. The Bible prophet Elijah called the bears down from the mountain to maul the youth who teased him about his bald head. Today, we're more civilized. We just slap a sexual harassment suit on them. If you're sexual hunger includes a sweet tooth, you'll be interested in devouring the latest trend in women's lingerie. And that's just the start of the stupi...
An EPIC Scammer Prank, A Weed Vending Machine, & NASA Nudes In Space
May 14, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBHave you ever wanted to see some Karma given to those annoying scammers who bilk people out of millions of dollars? Well, you now have your chance & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it is the most righteous prank EVER! You'll also find out why "Pancho" has a grave dug in his back yard. He had his own stupidity happen at his FL home! If you've ever spotted a vending machine & sudden got the "munchies", now you'll hear about a vending machine that could ultimately GIVE you the "munchi...
6-Pack (Tattooed) Abs, Take Your Kid To Crime Day, & A Real Alfred Hitchcock Nightmare
May 11, 2022 19:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MBS3E76 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - I proudly sport a dad-bod & have never been interested in getting a tattoo. Until I read this story about a guy who tattooed 6-pack abs on his dad-bod belly. Now I'm rethinking. The family that vandalizes together stays together...in the Big House... Such was the case with one woman & her kids. A family in CA ended up being "for the birds" when they arrived home from vacation to discover to their horror that the swallows did not return to Capistrano...but to ...
Rotary Dial Cell Phones, Orange Juice Cereal, & A Fictosexual Relationship Crisis
May 07, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBDo you miss rotary dial phones? If so, there's a new cell phone waiting for you...to assemble yourself! If you've ever run out of milk for your cereal for breakfast in the morning, now you can just use OJ...thanks to Tropicana. There's been people who have married animals, trees, themselves...but what about marrying a digital computer-synthesized fictional character? And what happens when the relationship develops "communication problems"? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will elaborate on...
FL Dancing Drunk Drivers, A Reincarnated Kissing Jesus, & Snapchat's Selfie Drone
May 04, 2022 19:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBFL Drivers who get too much to drink are great dancers! Just ask the FL Highway Patrol who stop them! If you met Jesus in a locker room who wanted to give you a hug & a kiss, would you feel blessed? One guy did NOT. If you've fallen off a cliff too many times while snapping a selfie, Snapchat has the answer for you! A drone to follow you around taking your photo. And there's other stupid accounts from stupid people... Guy Blames His Farts on the Dog, & It Cost His Wife Thousands in Vet Bill...
Crappy Coaster Crisis, A Crap House Catastrophe, & A "Crap-tastic" Son
April 30, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBIf someone ever tells you that a roller-coaster would scare the $#!* out of them, you'd better take them at their word. It actually happened at Bush Gardens. If you ever drop your phone in an outhouse, you may just want to pass at the opportunity to fetch it. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you, you could wind up like one woman in Washington state: Upside down in crap... If you have a son who keeps his incapacitated father locked up in a room full of crap, it's time to cut hi...
"Pizza Rat" Meet "Smoking Roach", A Cold-Footed Former Cop Robber, & Scottish Lovers!
April 27, 2022 19:00 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBS3E72 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The viral video of the rat dragging the slice of pizza in New York City has been eclipsed by a NYC roach who has a bad smoking habit. If you're a former cop who attempts an armed robbery at a dollar store, you best either rethink your options or follow through. If you're looking for a fling while doing some world traveling, the Scottish have some surprises up their kilts! Plus there's more examples of flaming stupidity... A Shoplifter Started a Fire as a D...
Kindergarten Koctails, Grand Theft Golf Cart, & The Loch Ness Monster May Be A "Phalus Erectus"
April 23, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBA big mix-up in Kindergarten class results in some mixed drinks for the kiddies. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down how it happened. A man who ran a golf cart stealing operation finally met the long arm of the law after stealing 63 carts in 7 states! "Pancho" also has some revealing information from a professor in England about a new "theory" on the Loch Ness Monster. And it's a WHALE of a tale. Plus there's these samples of stupidity... All Over TikTok, People Are Kissing Thei...
More "Self-Pleasuring" Injuries, PlayStation Bomb Scare, & A Domino's Cat Thief
April 20, 2022 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBS3E70 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - Some people still will try anything to achieve pleasure with themselves. And nearly every time, they land in the ER. Such is the case with this Swiss man who nearly collapsed as lung while working SOLO. When you order a pizza delivery. you would expect the have the delivery person leave with something...like a tip...but not your pet cat. Imagine having your plane delayed due to a bomb scare. Then you find out it was caused by a gaming console that the TSA age...
A Grandma's "White Witchery", "The Sports Bra" Womens Sports BAR, & A Pre-Schooler's Naughty Card For The Teacher
April 16, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 99 MBYou're going to get arrested if you assault a law enforcement officer. But what if you cast some "white witchery" on one? You'll get arrested! Just ask one PA Granny. A new sports bar trend sporting decor about womens sports has started up with a FANTASTIC name. Don't leave your naughty sexy greeting cards lying around the house if you have a pre-schooler. As my "Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, they just may use it for their teacher. And there's more insane stupidity crammed into t...
A Bird-flipping Fetus, Male Libido Shock Therapy, & A Weaponized Commode
April 13, 2022 19:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBHow would you take it when your unborn child flips you "the bird" in an ultrasound photo? One woman took it all in stride. If you guys have trouble "keeping it up" in the bedroom, there's some SHOCKING news for you. When you're being chased by police, would you think tossing a toilet at them would deter their pursuit? It didn't. And the stupidity you'll hear this week won't deter you form seen more next week! Just check out these samplings... A Mall's Easter Bunny Actor Had to Be Tased by ...
"Jackassery" Senate Confirmations, Houseplant Hotel, & A Strip Club Smackdown
April 09, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBDo cameras in the Senate Confirmation hearings cause "jackassery"? One Senator thinks so & he wants them out. Who takes their houseplants with them when they stay in a hotel? Enough of you to warrant a hotel in KY to cater to you! Ladies, if you want to stop your man from sneaking out to strip clubs, just remember the old adage: "If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'em!" My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has one example of what one woman did to the shock of her boyfriend. And there's plenty more "j...
Improve Attractiveness With A Cat Poop Parasite, A Chocolate Bunny Assault, & Baked Bean Retaliation
April 06, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBS3E66 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you were told of a beauty secret was found in cat poop, would you be the first one to change the kitty litter? You just may want to. When a robber is making his getaway, there will be nothing that can stand in his way & he will use anything he can as a weapon. Including a chocolate rabbit. And it left a knot on the noggin of one store employee. When a girl dumps a guy, what does the guy do? Dumps baked beans in her shoes, for starters. Just wait 'til you h...
911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.
April 02, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MBDo NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you cove...
Oscar-Winning Stupidity, Father & Son Dope Bust, & Farmer's Market Weed
March 30, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBS3E64 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The Oscars get STUPID with the slap heard 'round the world! Having your son go in "business" with you is typically a heart-warming thing...unless your "business" is in "ICE". Spring means farmers markets are popping up everywhere...and one market will have "The Bud Man" selling his "produce"...but it's not buds for your flower garden. Plus there's even more stupid... A Man Is Wailing on His Guitar to Protest a Bad Dentist; Pennsylvania game warden frees s...
Dog Privacy In Google Maps, A $5,900 Ukraine Uber Ride, & A Tinder Date In SpongeBob PJs
March 26, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBWe may argue that all dogs go to Heaven, but do they care if they're seen on Google Maps "Street View" shots? Google thinks so. You may have heard warnings to never order anything from Amazon while consuming alcohol. As you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", this also would include calling Uber for a ride, as one British lady found out. First impressions are everything & for one divorced mom, this was a stupid one for both her experience with Tinder...& her date. Pancho also te...
Paid For Your Poop, Auto-correct Causes Pittsburgh Panic, & A Ding-Dong Dinner Hack
March 23, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBS3E62 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - With the economy in the toilet, some folks are taking what's in the toilet & making money from it. If you've ever sent a text that was auto-corrected incorrectly, you've never caused as much embarrassment as it did in "Da-Burgh". Stop screaming to get the kids to the dinner table...just ring the doorbells. One mom has a clever way to save her voice. These specimens of stupidity as well as more lie ahead in this midweek bonus... Someone Stole All the Applian...
"Bacon" The Pig On The Loose, Huffing Right Guard, & A Weaponized Sea Gull
March 19, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBI promise I'm not trying to be inappropriate when I say that there's a story about police & pigs in Houston, TX. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre tale of a woman in FL who was busted for DUI when cops saw she was using deodorant...but not the way it was supposed to be used. "Pancho" also advises that when engaging in a fight, you may be left with using any weapon you can find, even if it has wings & feathers. If these weren't stupid enough, there's more... Wife Wants Husb...
"Sologamy" Stupidity, "Charizard" COVID Relief, & Pusillanimous Poopers
March 16, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBS3E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You're going to learn some new words for the stupidity you'll hear in this episode! There are an increasing number of women who want to be "sologamous"... that is to be interested in "self-partnership" (???) How do you partner with yourself? You MARRY yourself! More stupid stimulus cases where COVID relief money is being fraudulently used for stupid reasons... like spending almost $60k on a Pokemon card! Plus, we would all rather "hold it in" than poop at wor...
Silly String Assault & Battery, Sister Surrogate Sex, & A Real Police G.O.A.T.
March 12, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBOf all the school teachers that have been coated with silly string, now they can file charges for assault. At least that's what the parents of a couple of kids did to 2 other kids who "Silly-Strings" their precious children. Why spend all that money on IVF for your sister-in-law to carry your baby when you can just plant it in her MAN-ually? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you that suggestion did not end well for one fellow. "Pancho" will also have a tale of how the police in V...
Drunk Fake Cop Tries to Arrest REAL Cop, 5-y/o Sends Pre-K Teacher to ER, & Offensive Dog Names
March 09, 2022 20:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBS3E58 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Would it be setting an example to be driving drunk, pretending to be a cop when you pull over an ACTUAL cop for drunk driving? Yes. But to WHOM? A Pre-K student with special needs gives a glaring reason why there's a teachers shortage. Would you be offended if your neighbor called for their dog within earshot? What if that dog's name is "BONER"? And there's more... If You Had to Choose, Would You Rather Be Smart & Sad, or Dumb & Happy?; For Drivers in 2 ...
Foreplay Dating App, Roaming Man-Goat, & A Battery-Powered Urethra
March 05, 2022 17:15 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBWell, here's an appropriately named dating app: Foreplay. It's for groups only. There was a group of neighbors who weren't playing around when they thought they saw a "goat-man" roaming the neighborhood. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the sordid tale of how one man was unsuccessful in charging up his sex life when he got a AA battery stuck inside his man-pipe! "Pancho" is back from a week of sickness & you'll want to find out how his little "Panchito" was able to get the whole ...
Don't Stab Over Spilled Milk, BBQ Sauce Shoot-Out, The US's Most Sinful States
March 02, 2022 20:00 - 50 minutes - 47.2 MBS3E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - No one cried over spilled milk, but 2 Walmart employees got into it with one getting stabbed over it. And don't cross a Texan over BBQ sauce...otherwise, you'll have a Texas style shoot-out in your Dickie's BBQ. Do you live in one of the states that characterize one of the 7 Deadly Sins? Find out if you do...and find out more stupidity in this episode! OR city installs 37-ft. fork believed to be world’s tallest; Lady Uses the War in Ukraine to Get Refund o...
Coons At College, Odoriferous Jacksonville, & a "Package" With a Frozen "Wiener"
February 26, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBNothing will liven up college life than having a wild raccoon crash into your lunchtime at the cafeteria. There's something that's making Jacksonville, FL stink to high heaven & there's a high tech way the city is trying to find out where the source is coming from. And there was a unique "injury" to a Finnish Olympic athlete during the Winter Games that nearly froze his "nubbin" off... Yeah, THAT "nubbin". This week, the show is also "Pancho-less" for the first time in many months because ill...
A Stupid Tale of 2 Ottawa's, A Bare-Boob Bra Ad, & COVID-Shrunken Hamster Testicles
February 23, 2022 20:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBS3E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - How stupid can one be when calling in a bomb threat to Ottawa? When you make the call to the WRONG Ottawa. If you're going to sell a sports bra to "support" women's breasts in "all shapes & sizes", what better way than to do it FULL-FRONTAL on Twitter? Adidas is betting it will catch on. Men everywhere may be moved to get vaccinated against COVID when they hear what could happen to their MANHOOD. Hong Kong researchers found out by studying the effects on hams...
Bored Security Guard "Improves" $1M Artwork, Butt Grenade Bomb Threat, & A Hissy-Fit in Aisle 3
February 19, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBWhen you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT appreciated. It was a bad gamble for one guy to tell a casino that he had a grenade in his butt & was going to blow up the place. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of a woman who had a full blown hissy fit in a FL Walmart thinking she was getting the employee disc...
Fart-less Teslas, Ice Fishing Prostitutes, & A Drunken Disney Catfight
February 16, 2022 20:00 - 57 minutes - 53.7 MBThe Federal Funsuckers have forced Tesla to restrict its flatulence noise & Elon Musk is tweeting his displeasure. An OH mayor can't show his face in the public sector anymore after comments he made about the slippery slope of ice fishing...so he resigned. And 2 drunk sisters turn Disney Springs into a scene from "Girls Gone Wild" with a half-naked full-blown knockdown drag-out. The endless supply of stupidity is flowing with these & other samplings... Man Arrested for Driving Around with ...
Kinky Pittsburgh, Horny Build-A-Bears, & A Naked Man Hiding His Junk In A Trunk
February 12, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBPittsburgh has some of unique bragging rights like having the most annoying dialect, but being the kinkiest city in America for "experimentation" was not what I was expecting. If you think a romantic Valentine's Day gift would be to take your sweetheart to a Build-A-Bear store, you may add some octane to your romance if you get a Build-A-Bear "After Dark". How would you react if you realized you'd been driving around town for THREE DAYS, doing normal things like running errands & going to wor...
Stupid Auto Thieves, Bezos' Bridge Bribe, & A Sassy School Photo Snafu
February 09, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBS3E50 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - Stupidity was in overdrive with a couple of auto thieves who bungled their burglary. Jeff Bezos is throwing his money around so he can get his super-sized sailboat out into the open waters in The Netherlands. And a mom of a 3-y/o girl thought it would be a sassy idea to dress her kid for school in a shirt that said "Sasshole"...until she saw the results from the school photos that were taken that day. More outstanding stupidity crammed into this midweek bonus...
Break-Neck Reality Game, Breaking Nipples, & A West VA Dog Heine
February 05, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MBThese virtual reality games are all "fun & games" until someone breaks their neck. Which really happened to a guy in Germany. Daring someone to spray their nipples with Axe Body Spray is all "fun & games" until they freeze & are flicked off. Which really happened to a guy in the UK & my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" will "break" it down. And it's all "fun & games" until Bette Midler calls West Virginians "poor, illiterate, & strung out". That's when the WV Governor brings his pet pug to ...
Minnie Mouse Goes "Hillary Clinton", Metaverse Weddings, & A City Logo's "Exclamation"
February 02, 2022 20:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBS3E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! The French are giving Disney's iconic female mouse a new wardrobe. Weddings are getting a virtual makeover that goes beyond your imagination. And there's a lot of exclamation over an AL city's new logo. Plus more mid-week stupidity to distract you from the stupidity you're already having to deal with...such as: NYC Mayor Wanted to Hire Brother for $210K Job in Charge of His Security, Board Says $1 Instead; Bald Eagle Slams Into Front Window Of Pennsylvania...
Bologna Beauty Masks, Semen Face Cream, & A Pastor's Sacred Slobber
January 29, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWould you consider using a bologna face mask as pure baloney? Oscar Meyer doesn't. Would you consider smoothing out those wrinkles in your face with man-juice? One beauty blogger would...but would she use it with a bologna face mask? "Pancho Guero", My Insane FL Nephew will elaborate on those stories.... Or would you consider the healing powers of a Tulsa, OK mega-church preacher who rubs his slobber all over your face? One man did...and never once considered it a COVID risk! Does all of this...
Joker Alert in Missouri, MOON over New York, & A Granny Scams a Scammer
January 26, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBS3E46 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! The Missouri State Highway Patrol had some 'splainin' to do when they alerted the residents of that state to be on the lookout for a 1978 Dodge 3700GT in Gotham City, MO. Since there IS NO Gotham City, MO. Being on a crowded plane flight & sitting next to a very LARGE man is bad enough, but having a very large man who is causing problems & MOONING the flight crew is taking stupidity to the next level. A Long Island Grandma took things to the next level by helpi...
Pot Brownies For Seniors, An Autographed Liver, & A Felony Glitter Assault
January 22, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 97.1 MBLooks like Grandma was a hit at the local Senior Center when she brought her son's home made brownies laced with THC. A doctor thought he was a celebrity so much that he burned his initials into a patient's liver. And 2 women found themselves slapped with felony assault after attacking a man with...GLITTER. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about what brings pleasure to dolphins. And there's an insane story about what DRAKE allegedly did to thwart any unwanted "little Drakes" fr...
Sleepy Chicken TicTok Challenge, After-School Satan Club, & A Sushi Binge ER Trip
January 19, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBAnother year, another life-threatening TikTok challenge involving marinating your chicken breast in Ny-Quil. Children invited to an after-school satan club has parents of the Good News Clubs ready to raise hell. Was getting 11 million TicTok views worth the scare of having a heart attack worth gorging yourself with sushi? Apparently so for one moron. And there's more... Hate Smiling in Photos? Many Opt for a "Surprised Face" or "Kissy Face"; 2021 Smashed the Old Record for People Acting L...