911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.

Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you covered: 

A Woman Ends Up Dating the Real Man Behind a Photo That Was Used to Catfish Her; 
Someone Dumped Their Dog at a Shelter Because He's "Gay"; 
Study: Medical Marijuana Use May Lead To Addiction, Not Aid Health; 
Demand for Psychedelic Toad Venom Leads to Fears for Species’ Survival; 
400 Years After Extinction, Beavers Return To UK To Combat Flood Concerns; 
Teen Driver Miraculously Drives Away After Tornado Flips His Truck; 
Venice hotels arming guests with water guns to ward off seagulls; 
WiFi will be on the moon in just 2 years; 
A Dad Just Found Out He's Been Eating Dog Treats For 20 Years; 
Tiny bird, abandoned by flock, nests in UK woman’s hair for 84 days; 
A Kid Narc'd on His Mom During a DUI Arrest; 
A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store; 
2 People Tried to Poison Their Boss by Putting Eye Drops in His Coffee; 
Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her; 
Woman Sues Over Delivery Of Chocolate Penis With ‘No Redeeming Qualities’; 
CO School District Will No Longer Name Valedictorians. 

Advice-seekers will "ASK PANCHO" about critical questions about allergies & COVID & having a "support hamster". Plus, you can play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if you can guess better than he can!

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