Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Scrabble For Snowflakes, Zombie Doll Romance, & Sex With A Toyota

April 20, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 112 MB

It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week... A Library Made...

Dog Poop On A Plane, FBI "Nudges", & An Ax-Weilding Naked Woman

April 17, 2024 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MB

S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity... KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death; Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes Missing During Traffic Stop; Woman Who Married Herself at $3.7K Wedding Ceremony ...

Your Burrito & You, Hyper-Sexual "Zombie Cicadas", & A Chipotle Worker Shot Over Guac

April 13, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer.... A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom; Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment; A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce; Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle...

Boeing Blunders, Toilet Virginity, & Plague Squirrels

April 10, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.8 MB

S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awaiting you for your mid-week recharge of stupidity... Gen Z Prefers "Digital First Dates"; A Walmart Thief Says She Was Playing a Game Called "...

Divorce Gift Registries, The TRUMP Bible, & Bootlegged Dildos

April 06, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 111 MB

Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone-- Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots; A Hunter Calle...

Bocox Treatments In CA, A Naked Pyro FL Woman, & Broccoli Freckles

March 30, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show... 12-y/o Gets Hangover After Being Served Alcohol at Outback Steakhouse; FL Mom Arrested After Gun Found in Her Toddler's Lunch Box at Daycare; A Man...

Lego-Head Mugshots, Naked Gym Workouts, & Squatters Stealing Homes

March 27, 2024 19:00 - 46 minutes - 43.4 MB

S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week... GA Mom Instructs Her 7-y/o Daughter To Steal Purse From Restaurant; Man Spontaneously Tells Police Where a Corpse Is Found During Traffic Stop; ...

Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll

March 23, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You've found the right place to pick up all you need... McDonald's Isn't Selling French Fry Pe...

Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again

March 20, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this...

A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers

March 16, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 117 MB

When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend....

Wendy's Dynamic Pricing Flop, Settling The Size Debate, & School Sword Fight Day

March 13, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MB

S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection of mid-week madness... Now TikTok Has Kids Wearing Seat Belts Around Their Ankles; A Groomsman Attacked Multiple Wedding Guests, Including th...

Nipples Like Beckham, X-Rated Baby Name, & The FL Man Games!

March 02, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week... A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets; University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math; Robots Can Now Apply Fake Eyelashes with Sharp Tools That Totally Won't Stab Your E...

"Booger-Face" Mom, Deuce-Dropping Delivery Boy, & Taco-Loving Coon Bandits

February 28, 2024 20:00 - 48 minutes - 45.2 MB

S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he may drop off something for you that's more disgusting. You should grab your DoorDash delivery as soon it's dropped off because you never know what...

Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle

February 24, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks... Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home; NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-Law Killed on Hitman Parody Website; Christian-based Super Bowl Ads Spark Jokes Over F...

TP Your Ex-Valentine & Other "Crappy" Stupidity

February 21, 2024 20:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MB

S5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper... New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey; 40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank; We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop Around Other People "If It's an Emergency"; Too Much #2: Passenger Kicked Off Flight for Excessive Bathroom Use; No Pooping During A Dat...

Another Naked FL Streaker, Wife Sleeps With Her Mummified Husband, & Doggy-doo On A Plane

February 17, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

If you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're hearing one stupid story after another, you're probably listening to this podcast... ‘The Simpsons’ predicted Apple’s Vision Pro 8 years ago—& chao...

Chicken-Chokin' In An Uber, Tampons In The Boy's Bathroom, & An Insta "PeanutButterEater"

February 14, 2024 20:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MB

S5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to make some money on Instagram eating peanut butter...a LOT of peanut butter. Figure out these & other stupid accounts in this bonus batch of stupidit...

A 'Tater-Peeler-Weilding Naked FL Woman, A "Circumcised" Pizza Hut, & Japanese Pig Cuddling

February 10, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late.... Nancy Pelosi in Shouting Match with Protesters—Yells “Go Back To China”; How Would You React To This...Guy Takes a Shower During a Lecture; Kentucky's Grou...

A 'Tater-Peeler-Wielding Naked FL Woman, A "Circumcised" Pizza Hut, & Japanese Pig Cuddling

February 10, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late.... Nancy Pelosi in Shouting Match with Protesters—Yells “Go Back To China”; How Would You React To This...Guy Takes a Shower During a Lecture; Kentucky's Grou...

World's Longest Female Arm Hair, Duels For Politicians, & Foot Fetishes Goes Mainstream

February 07, 2024 20:00 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

S5E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Would you date a girl with the world's longest arm hair? It might depend on WHERE it is. A lawmaker thinks bringing back DUELS is a good idea for politicians. There's a growing popularity in feet...but just make sure your foot is has proper symmetry because not just any ol' foot will do. But you'll have some well-rounded stupidity in this episode... New "Space Dunk" Oreos Could Win You a Trip to the Edge of Space; FL Man Hands Over His License To A Cop a...

Deep Fried Toothpics, An Amish Buggy-jacking , & Bathroom Dance Clubs

February 03, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Another TikTok trend is sweeping the nation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will fill you in on a new delicacy that will be worth picking your teeth over. How bad is crime? The Amish are having their horse & buggies stolen. A convenience store chain has found a way to attract new customers by installing a disco ball in their bathrooms. It's another party full of stupid for this week's episode... TSA Sign Says Migrants Without ID Can Choose Not To Have Photo Taken When Entering US....Sl...

Deadly Moobs, An Airline En-CRAP-Ment, & Snorting Caffeine

January 31, 2024 20:00 - 44 minutes - 41.4 MB

S5E42 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're a guy who sports an impressive pair of hooters, you may not live long. An unfortunate airline passenger literally got the crappiest seat on the plane. People are now buying a cocaine-looking powder on Amazon to snort to get their caffeine high. You'll do some snorting yourself when you hear what's in store in this Midweek madness... Naked Man Jumps Through Neighbors Window To Get Inside Home; A Man Was Arrested for Spray-Painting Squirrels Red;...

A "Farm-Her" in a Bikini, A Banned Bad Baby Name, & A White "Knigga"

January 27, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

If you think farmers have a hard time making ends meet because of the economy, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will advise you that putting your farm girls in a bikini to milk cows will be UTTER-ly profitable! If you think you've heard of some bad baby names, none are so bad that a judge had to BAN it. Sportscasters will have to pronounce this up & coming high school recruit VERY carefully. There's more reckless stupidity that's being milked in this week's episode... Woman Nervous Abou...

Shock Treatments For Your Nose, Christian Teacher Charged With Murder, & Drug Scanning Dog Pee

January 24, 2024 20:00 - 48 minutes - 45.3 MB

S5E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you suffer from allergies, just electrocute your nostrils. If you have a "beloved" teacher at a Christian school, you might want to make sure she's not secretly trying to poison her husband. If you have to have your urine checked for drugs, you probably don't want your aunt's dog taking your drug test. If you have to know about all the stupid things going on in the world, just listen to this episode... Thieves Cut Down a Radio Broadcast Tower...to Steal ...

Crack "Between The Cheeks", A/C Duct "Conception", & Poopy Pants On A Plane

January 20, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 113 MB

One would expect to find a crack "between the cheeks" (if you get my drift), but one FL man had a different kind of "crack". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says there's love in the air...ducts...at a FL prison. It's one thing to endure a screaming baby on an airline flight, but it's a whole different thing to endure when a passenger "creams their jeans" so much it oozes out. The stupidity is oozing out of every crevice of this week's episode. 1 in 5 Employers Have Seen a Gen Z'er Brin...

Disney Day Drinkers' Mascot MixUp, An Exploding Taco Bell Customer, & A Naked Cannonball At Bass Pro Shops

January 17, 2024 20:00 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

S5E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When Disney World messes with your trash can mascot, it can really mess with your emotions. When you reheat your Taco Bell in a microwave in its original wrapper, it can blow up. When you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, you're just stupid. And when you listen to this week's Bonus Episode, you'll understand... A Fight Over a Restaurant's 18% Gratuity Policy Ended with Pepper Spray; California to provide free sex changes for illegal immigrants; ...

Police/Pig Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault

January 13, 2024 16:05 - 1 hour - 106 MB

When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity... (How LAZY Have We Become?)... 46% Want Help Responding to Their Text Messages; Florida Woman Seeks Class-Action Suit Against Reese's Over 'Faceless...

Police/PIg Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault

January 13, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity... (How LAZY Have We Become?)... 46% Want Help Responding to Their Text Messages; Florida Woman Seeks Class-Action Suit Against Reese's Over 'Faceless...

The Satan Tarantula, BREATHING Causes Global Warming, & Baby Botox For Teens

January 10, 2024 20:00 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

S5E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - There's a new spider that's been discovered to haunt your nightmares. There's a new cause of greenhouse gasses & it will take your breath away. And there's a new gimmick to stop aging in teenagers. And there's nothing new under the sun when it comes to pure stupidity... AL Man ‘High on Mushrooms’ Arrested in FL With Parrot on Shoulder; Suspects Getaway Car Stolen During Armed Robbery; This is why you should sleep naked—even though it’s cold out; Man ...

A Christmas Bonus Spud, A Castrating "Elf On A Shelf", & A Plague of Beavers

January 06, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity... Spirit Airlines put unaccompanied 6-y/o boy on the wrong flight; A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn't Floor It; The Top Fetish of ...

Airline Passenger Barfs ON Your Bags, Dorito's BOOZE, & Soup Made With A Bull's Junk

December 23, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Airlines provide bags to barf in if passengers get sick, but what does an airline do if a drunk passenger barfs all over YOUR bags? If it's American Airlines... NOTHING. Thankfully the passenger wasn't drunk on Dorito's-infused BOOZE. But would YOU get drunk on it? It may not make you barf, but having a bowl of hot, steamy, "penis & testicle" soup just might trigger your gag reflexes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has the recipe. The year 2023 comes to a close with this...the most stup...

Prairie Dogs & Otters In Your Shorts, McDonald's Brawl Over Pokemon, & A UK Teen Stuck In The 1940s

December 20, 2023 20:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MB

S5E33 - Midweek BONUS Episode! - Are those prairie dogs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? The customs agents in Thailand were not happy. Just about anything can trigger a fight in a McDonald's & not getting a Pokemon card in your Happy Meal can make one man really UN-happy. A 19-y/o UK man is perfectly happy living as if it were the 1940s--with all the "conveniences" of the era. You'll be perfectly happy knowing you're not as stupid as what you're going to hear in this Bonu...

Pittsburgh Parking Scalper, A Mooning Middle School Sub, & A Possum In A Christmas Tree

December 16, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Parking is at a premium in Pittsburgh--especially when there's a Steeler's Game in town. And one couple was making the most of it by hawking parking spots in a lot they didn't own. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a substitute teacher in a Middle School who was arrested because he was ACTING like a Middle School boy by MOONING his students. A woman was not expecting a "Christmas ornament" like this in her tree. You may not be expecting to find this much stupidity in the word, ei...

Beaten By A Sausage, Potato Chip Shooting, & Science Finds The "Perfect" Butt

December 13, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

S5E31 Midweek BONUS Episode! - It was the worst kind of crime: A Sausage Assault! A waste of a perfect link. An Ohio man gets to enjoy prison food without potato chips all because he shot a guy over not sharing potato chips. One of life's biggest mysteries solved: Do you have the aesthetically "perfect" symmetrical fanny? Now science has statistical proof. And it's not like the Kardashians! You do have a perfect collection of holiday stupidity right here... Man Prepares Garlic Shrimp Dish...

Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode

December 09, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart... Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine; Serial shrubbery thief busted with $8K in stolen greenery; Strange sea worms have butts that grow a brain before wriggling off to mate; The Dish Women M...

A "Small World" Streaker, Sex Ed Prostituting Teacher, & Poop In A Pringle's Can

December 07, 2023 11:59 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

S5E29 Midweek BONUS Episode! - Disneyland visitors really got to the a "small" world on a ride where a man stripped down to his birthday suit. Students at a school found out their sex ed teacher has a side-hustle. An attorney gets de-barred after depositing a Pringle's can of poop that he threw out his car window. There's plenty of stupidity that's been deposited here to get you through the week... A Guy Went 5 Months with 2 Chopsticks Jammed Up His Nose; FL Exterminator Exposed Himself...

Thanksgiving Blow-Out, A Bad Burrito Blow-Out, & A Dildo Drug Bust

December 02, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman who did not expect to implicate herself by asking cops for her dildo when they went looking for drugs in her backpack. You may not expect to find...

Loose Horse On A Plane, Breadfeeding On A Disney Ride, & Pooping On A Possum

November 25, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 118 MB

What's worse than "snakes on a plane"? How 'bout a horse on the loose? When mommy needs to breastfeed baby, she often does it in an isolated room or with some "covering". One mom whipped it out while riding on a Disney ride & the ride's automatic camera caught the WHOLE thing. What's worse than taking a dump in the middle of the road? Dropping your load on a dead roadkill possum. There's an equal amount of "dump" in this week's episode, too... An ACTUAL Fistfight Nearly Breaks Out in the US...

Selfie Public Health Concern, Rationing The T.P., & Will Smith Gets "Fresh"

November 22, 2023 20:00 - 51 minutes - 48.1 MB

S5E26 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When stupidity gets out of hand, a mandatory "public health concern" will need to go into place. When wiping yourself gets out of hand, it's time to ration the toilet paper. When the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" gets out of hand with his CO-STAR in his dressing room, the paparazzi goes berserk. It's when things go berserk that they end up on this podcast... UPDATE: Woman With 'Kevin' Forehead Tattoo Admits It Was Fake—With a PSA About 'Regret'; Men Don't Wan...

Exploding Whale Fail, Snake Bites Man's "Snake", & A Profitable Pet Psychic

November 18, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

It's a special occasion when a community comes together to remember a moment in its history. An Oregon town does just that except this historic event was for an exploding sperm whale. Adult film actors have a high risk job...especially if you're a man that's acting with a python. If you think lawyers make a lot of money, you haven't met the former attorney who now makes more money examining your cat's head. You'll be covered in stupidity after this exploding episode... Pizza Hut's Newest Of...

Cocaine Cheeseburger, TP'ing The Fridge, & A Headbutting Soccer Coach

November 15, 2023 20:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy's cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn't using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS using his head, but in an illegal manner... And if you use your head properly, you won't show up in a future episode of this stupid podcast, like the...

SC Mayonnaise Tour, GrubHub Delivered Pee, & A "Curvy Girl" Baptist Preacher

November 11, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Every state has some sort of gimmick to bring in tourists. South Carolina thinks they can attract visitors who love mayonnaise. One GrubHub delivery boy thought he was delivering a Chick-Fil-A shake, but his customer did a taste test...and it WASN'T. A Baptist pastor & local mayor of a small GA town thought no one would know his secret life as the "curvy girl" named, "Brittini Blaire". You're going to know these & other objects of stupidity... Awesome or Too Weird: A Man Gave Out Rotisserie...

World's Biggest Zucchini, Sauce Packet Treats, & BananaMan Whips Out His "Banana"

November 08, 2023 20:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MB

S5E22 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What do you say to a guy who wants you to come see his "world's longest zucchini? What do you do with your sauce packets that was dropped in your Halloween treat bucket? What is a man in a banana suit doing with his "banana" that got him arrested? So many stupid questions...so many stupid answers. And they're all in this midweek bonus episode... DoorDash Is Warning People Who Don't Pre-Tip That Their Food Could Arrive Cold; A Drunk Guy in North Carolina P...

Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood

November 04, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a LOT of money...and it's not his hat. This as well as some priceless stupidity... Drunk Dad Reports His Kid Missing, but He Just Forgot Them at H...

Flight School Fit, A Fried Pickled Date, & A Horse Hooker

November 01, 2023 19:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

S5E20 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What happens when you have an entitled 23-y/o who doesn't get what he wants in flight school? $120k in damages to your planes. What happens when you go on a date with a chick you meet on Bumble? $140 in fried pickles. What do you get when you advertise for a hooker for your miniature horse? Jail time. And there's more stupidity to get you through the week... Restaurant's 'Bad Parenting Fee’ Has People Talking; FL Man Surprised By A Large Iguana in His To...

Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight

October 28, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior football games for parents to duke it out but one school's season just got scrubbed after a parent brings a GUN to the fight. And there's more example...

Fighting French Nuns, Taylor Swift for Prez, & Porta-Potty Standoff

October 25, 2023 20:29 - 48 minutes - 45.3 MB

S5E18 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The French are always mocked for quickly surrendering but one nun decided to change that perception with a protesting environmentalist at a new church construction. The mother of Elon Musk's children thinks the only person in the White House who can unite the nation is Taylor Swift. A Canadian fugitive is caught up in a 20-minute stand-off with police inside a porta-potty that ended pretty crappy. And there's heaps of more crap you'll hear in this episode, ...

Silent Walking, AM Radio ED Cure, & Bigfoot Takes A Dump

October 21, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

The Gen Z crowd has made a remarkable discovery! They've discovered walking without a cell phone or listening to music or podcasts... Boomers are amazed---at the STUPIDITY. If you need to improve your libido, just tune in to AM radio. Bigfoot sightings have become even more stupid where now Sasquatch can't even "take a squat" in private without paparazzi. Can things get any more stupid? Of course...we have proof... Near-naked prostitutes prowl streets in broad daylight–police hands tied; ...

Paranormal PA House, $250 Goldfish Fee, & An Adult Diaper "Bomb"

October 18, 2023 19:00 - 48 minutes - 45.2 MB

S5E16 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Pennsylvania is in the top 10 most haunted states in the USA & one family has video to prove it. A woman who has a pet goldfish needs a block of gold to pay for having one in her complex. An airline was grounded when the crew found what they thought was a bomb...well, it was...more like a stink-bomb. And there are more "stinkers" in this stupid Midweek Bonus Episode... American Tourist Gets Her $25,000 Nissan Stuck After Being Led Down Tiny Footpath By Her...

"Lewis" The Jack-O-Lantern Ghoul, A Hanky-Panky Haunt, & A Beer-Drinking Monkey

October 14, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

He's "Halloween's 'Paddington Bear'"...Meet "Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that's selling out at a Target near you...and he's all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years & not see that person's face? If you're a ghost who's having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey raiding garbage cans for left over cans of beer, someone in Indiana would like to talk to you. And you'll be talking about some of the stupidity y...

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Episodes