Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
414 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! The episodes are online for a limited time, so you may want to DOWNLOAD the episode you want to listen to later on your podcast player.
Homepage Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Episodes
Alligator Beer Can Opener, July 4th Stupidity, & Hair Removal Cream Fail
July 13, 2024 03:19 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBFlorida Man & Crocodile Dundee have a few things in common. Like using a reptile with sharp teeth to open their beer cans. Fireworks & stupidity do not mix & it's always evident on Independence Day in the USA. If you want to spice up your fun in the bedroom, using hair removal cream is not a good first move, even if your partner thinks it is.
Apple Watch Assault, "Tenty McTentface", & Scrambled Pancakes
July 10, 2024 19:20 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBApple Watches have many functions but I'll bet you never thought of using one to assault your significant other. Philadelphia, PA is the City of Brotherly Love...and the Broad St. Market, who is looking for a new name for it's tent. You should know better than to believe everything your see on TikTok. Nevertheless, people are scrambling their pancakes anyway.
Frankenstein Legs, A Cobra In Your Boxers, & Patting Sheep Butts
July 06, 2024 04:12 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBGirls just wanna get tall...so they're having their femurs broken & getting extendable nails inserted into their legs. A man found more than one snake in his boxer shorts as he slept. Some Chinese find patting sheep butts very relaxing...and the sheep love it, too. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is back for more stupidity!
Dueling Porch Pirates, Onion Coffee, & A COVID Relief-Funded Butt-Lift
July 03, 2024 19:06 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBIn this bonus episode, porch pirates are fighting over the loot. Another TikTok craze that involves mixing green onions in your latte. Also more shenanigans with COVID Relief money going toward a woman's Brazilian Butt Lift procedure. This along with the latest current event stupidity & our Genius Awards!
A Honey Bun Battery, Eat Cheese-Live Long, & Moonshine With A Tune-Up
June 29, 2024 15:06 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThis week there's only one episode since my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in PA visiting! So you're getting some bonus material on the Weekend Episode. And there's no shortage in stupidity. Next week, Pancho will be back & we'll have a BONUS round of the Insane Game Show! In the meantime, eat more cheese & live a long life!
Cryptoterrestrials Among Us, Chick-Fil-A Exorcism, & A Flatulent Fetish
June 22, 2024 14:01 - 26 minutes - 20.9 MBWe are "Pancho-less" this week as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has bronchitis (how is this possible living in FL?). So, this is an abridged episode, sans the Insane Game Show. We'll have a double-dose in July when Pancho returns! But just because Pancho isn't here doesn't mean we're lacking in stupidity...
Drunk 2nd Grade Teacher, Dinner With A Blow-Up Doll, & The Sperminator Fathers His 165th Child
June 19, 2024 19:09 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBTeaching 2nd graders can be really challenging...it drove one teacher to drink--in class. A restaurant diner brings his blow-up doll on a date because he lost a bet. With Father's Day having come, we spotlight one dad who just fathered his 165th child, but he is looking to retire soon. Plus, hear about a new book about butts.
The Latest "Spaving" Trend, "Raining" Mice, & A Man Literally Spilled His Guts!
June 15, 2024 14:15 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBNow some businesses are trying to convince you that if you spend more, you'll save more. You're most vulnerable when you're sitting on the commode in a public restroom stall, so imagine being in that situation when mice start raining down on your lap. One man, enjoying dinner at a restaurant, simultaneously coughed & sneezed, causing his bowels to blow out of his abdominal surgical wound!
"Mr. Monopoly" Goes To Jail, The "Pooseum" of Poo, & A Rubber Snake-Throwing Naked Driver
June 12, 2024 22:15 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBIf you don't want to give up your name when you get caught by the cops, using "Mr. Monopoly" might not work as an alternative, especially if you don't have your "Get Out Of Jail FREE" card. If you have an over abundance of dino , just start a museum & folks will flock to visit! Police had a drive-thru perp who literally drove through the police station, while naked, & then threw rubber snakes everywhere. There's 20+ more stupid stories just like this to get you through your week.
Reborn Russell Brand, Eating Grandma, & A Lewd Crude Hot Mic Sports Announcer
June 08, 2024 15:36 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBBear Grills baptizes Russell Brand, who has "seen the Light". What do we make of another sudden celebrity salvation? Take him at his word? Blow him off? Or do we "wait & see"? Pranking your siblings can be fun until you feed him your granny's ashes in a spaghetti dinner. Watching a soccer game can be fun until the sports announcers get down & dirty over the public address system talking about soccer moms on a hot mic.
Fighting Firefighters, Plastic Balls, & Flying Dogs
June 05, 2024 19:06 - 1 hour - 56 MBFirefighters are supposed to fight fires--not EACH OTHER. Microplastics are everywhere-including your "family jewels"! If you think you'll pay $6,000 for a plane trip only when dogs fly, get ready to pony up! BarkAir is here! And so is more mid-week stupidity!
A $60 Inheritance Fight, Kindergarten Graduation Brawl, & A Pervy Pastor
June 01, 2024 14:04 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBYou always hear about relatives fighting over a will, but is it worth it to squabble over $60 when the legal fees top $200k? You always hear about grownups acting badly at Little League games, but what about a Kindergarten Graduation Knock-Down-Drag-Out? You always hear about preachers getting a little "handsy" & one pervy pastor took it a bit farther. We're taking stupidity as far as we can as we debut our first episode from the Podbean platform.
Covid ”Cover-up” Cover-Up, Botch DIY Transplant, & A Taylor Swift Church Service
May 25, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBRemember in the good ol' days of the pandemic where people were kicked off social media platforms for spreading conspiracy theories that the US paid for "gain-of-function" research? Turns out they were right. If there's a DIY project, there's going to be something stupid & as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain, such was the case in one woman who tried to give herself a fecal transplant. If your place of worship happens to worship Taylor Swift, expect a "High Attendance Sunday"....
Covid "Cover-up" Cover-Up, Botch DIY Poop Transplant, & A Taylor Swift Church Service
May 25, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 116 MBRemember in the good ol' days of the pandemic where people were kicked off social media platforms for spreading conspiracy theories that the US paid for "gain-of-function" research? Turns out they were right. If there's a DIY project, there's going to be something stupid & as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain, such was the case in one woman who tried to give herself a fecal transplant. If your place of worship happens to worship Taylor Swift, expect a "High Attendance Sunday"....
AI After Death, Assault With A Poopy Diaper, & A Scorpion On The Scrotum!
May 22, 2024 19:00 - 48 minutes - 45.3 MBS5E71 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Remember the days when you would remember your deceased loved ones by those old, faded photographs? Well now you can let your great-great-grandchildren interact with you thanks to artificial intelligence! Just because a guy is in a wheelchair & parallelized from the waist down doesn't mean he can use his poopy diaper as an assault weapon! Spending the night in a fine, Las Vegas hotel does not mean you won't find a creepy-crawly stingy thing in your boxer sh...
AI After Death, Assault With A Poopy Diaper, & A Scorpion On The !
May 22, 2024 19:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBS5E71 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Remember the days when you would remember your deceased loved ones by those old, faded photographs? Well now you can let your great-great-grandchildren interact with you thanks to artificial intelligence! Just because a guy is in a wheelchair & parallelized from the waist down doesn't mean he can use his poopy diaper as an assault weapon! Spending the night in a fine, Las Vegas hotel does not mean you won't find a creepy-crawly stingy thing in your boxer sh...
Drag-Racing Mailman, Dildo Delivery, & Crime Bites Back--LITERALLY
May 18, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 112 MBIf only your mail could get delivered as fast as this Postal Worker was going in her mail truck. One delivery driver dropped a dildo out of a package as he handed it to the customer. And a instead of the cop taking a bite out of crime, you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", that it was the crime literally taking a BITE out of the cop! And you have a mouthful of stupidity in this week's episode... Woman Who 'Identifies as Cat' Upstages Bride's Wedding by Crawling Behind Altar;...
Drag-Racing Mailman, Delivery, & Crime Bites Back--LITERALLY
May 18, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 111 MBIf only your mail could get delivered as fast as this Postal Worker was going in her mail truck. One delivery driver dropped a out of a package as he handed it to the customer. And a instead of the cop taking a bite out of crime, you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", that it was the crime literally taking a BITE out of the cop! And you have a mouthful of stupidity in this week's episode... Woman Who 'Identifies as Cat' Upstages Bride's Wedding by Crawling Behind Altar; A ...
Blade-Less Knives, Avatar Dating, & ”Monkey Premium Cereal”
May 15, 2024 19:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBS5E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - In the effort to curb violence, they're now making knives without blades. Too shy to go on a first date? Let your AVATAR date for you! Want to jump like LeBron James? Eat like a monkey with "Monkey Premium Cereal"! Can it get more stupid than this? Well... The Boy Scouts of America Is Changing Its Name Cat Owner Fumes After Neighbor Sends Note Asking to 'Keep Her Cats Out of the Window'; Marathon Winner Disqualified For Accepting Water From His DAD Duri...
Blade-Less Knives, Avatar Dating, & "Monkey Premium Cereal"
May 15, 2024 19:00 - 49 minutes - 46 MBS5E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - In the effort to curb violence, they're now making knives without blades. Too shy to go on a first date? Let your AVATAR date for you! Want to jump like LeBron James? Eat like a monkey with "Monkey Premium Cereal"! Can it get more stupid than this? Well... The Boy Scouts of America Is Changing Its Name Cat Owner Fumes After Neighbor Sends Note Asking to 'Keep Her Cats Out of the Window'; Marathon Winner Disqualified For Accepting Water From His DAD Duri...
Big Nude Boat Cruise, X-Rated Tummy Tat, & A Breastfeeding Husband
May 11, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBWould you like to be out in the middle of the ocean on a boat full of naked people? Would you like to be wearing a tummy tat with a very naughty naked woman positioned strategically around your navel? Would you want your husband to breastfeed? Would you believe the sheer stupidity you'll be hearing in this week's episode?? It's almost too stupid for my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", who has to tell you about some of them... People Are Getting Scammed Into Buying Seeds of Non-Existent Cat...
Cheeseball Man, Candy Crush Priest, & A Disneyland Mob of Moms Beatdown
May 08, 2024 19:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBS5E67 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're looking for instant fame, grab an orange ski mask & the biggest tub of cheese balls you can find. A Mother's Day tribute to all the moms who brawl at the "Happiest Place On Earth". A Pennsylvania Priest who was "powering up"..but not with the Holy Spirit. Take your stupidity to the next level with some of these... Patrick Mahomes Embraces His 'Dad Bod' in T-Shirts Made in Collaboration With Coors Light; “AI Priest” Defrocked After Taking Confes...
"Pee Stain" Jeans, Mexican Rat Broth, & A Prostate-Helping "Hand Job"
May 04, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 115 MBBack in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after this week's stupid episode, too... The Cicadas Are so Loud, People Are Calling 911; Seriously? Sour Patch Kids Oreos; A Road Rager Threw Spaghe...
”Pee Stain” Jeans, Mexican Rat Broth, & A Prostate-Helping ”Hand Job”
May 04, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBBack in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after this week's stupid episode, too... The Cicadas Are so Loud, People Are Calling 911; Seriously? Sour Patch Kids Oreos; A Road Rager Threw Spaghe...
Washing Shredded Cheese, FL Bare-Footed Gator Wrestler, & DoorDashing To A Nudist
May 01, 2024 19:00 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBS5E65 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's the cheesiest idea yet for all the paranoid food freaks out there. FL gator grabber grapples an 8-ft. reptile with his bare feet while taking a break from an ice hockey game. A DoorDash driver refusing to deliver to a nudist faces a penalty for pulling out from her order. And this Bonus episode will deliver a hefty dose of stupidity to get you through the week... A Woman Accidentally Slapped a Photo of Miley Cyrus on Her Resumé; (Young, Stupid) FL T...
Corn Chip School Suspension, A Corpse Co-Signer, & An 1,100 Mile Ghosted Date
April 27, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBHigh schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of that type of stupidity this week... End of an Era: Reclining Airplane Seats Are Being Phased Out; A Man Could Get 7 Years in Prison...for a Ti...
WWE Gender Reveal, Airlines For Dogs, & Paintball DoorCams
April 24, 2024 19:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBS5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidity to make it through the week... A High School Student Was Arrested for Impersonating His Principal in a Stunt; Married Teacher Caught Naked i...
Scrabble For Snowflakes, Zombie Doll Romance, & Sex With A Toyota
April 20, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 112 MBIt's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week... A Library Made...
Scrabble For Snowflakes, Zombie Doll Romance, & With A Toyota
April 20, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 111 MBIt's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week... A Library Made...
Dog On A Plane, FBI ”Nudges”, & An Ax-Weilding Naked Woman
April 17, 2024 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBS5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity... KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death; Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes Missing During Traffic Stop; Woman Who Married Herself at $3.7K Wedding Ceremony Is N...
Dog Poop On A Plane, FBI "Nudges", & An Ax-Weilding Naked Woman
April 17, 2024 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MBS5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity... KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death; Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes Missing During Traffic Stop; Woman Who Married Herself at $3.7K Wedding Ceremony ...
Your Burrito & You, Hyper-Sexual "Zombie Cicadas", & A Chipotle Worker Shot Over Guac
April 13, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBDid you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer.... A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom; Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment; A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce; Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle...
Your Burrito & You, Hyper-Sexual ”Zombie Cicadas”, & A Chipotle Worker Shot Over Guac
April 13, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBDid you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer.... A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom; Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Moment; A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce; Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle Is ...
Boeing Blunders, Toilet Virginity, & Plague Squirrels
April 10, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBS5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awaiting you for your mid-week recharge of stupidity... Gen Z Prefers "Digital First Dates"; A Walmart Thief Says She Was Playing a Game Called "...
Divorce Gift Registries, The TRUMP Bible, & Bootlegged Dildos
April 06, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 111 MBNow you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone-- Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots; A Hunter Calle...
Divorce Gift Registries, The TRUMP Bible, & Bootlegged
April 06, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 110 MBNow you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone-- Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots; A Hunter Called t...
Bocox Treatments In CA, A Naked Pyro FL Woman, & Broccoli Freckles
March 30, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBForget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show... 12-y/o Gets Hangover After Being Served Alcohol at Outback Steakhouse; FL Mom Arrested After Gun Found in Her Toddler's Lunch Box at Daycare; A Man...
Lego-Head Mugshots, Naked Gym Workouts, & Squatters Stealing Homes
March 27, 2024 19:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBS5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week... GA Mom Instructs Her 7-y/o Daughter To Steal Purse From Restaurant; Man Spontaneously Tells Police Where a Corpse Is Found During Traffic Stop; ...
Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll
March 23, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBMany of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You've found the right place to pick up all you need... McDonald's Isn't Selling French Fry Pe...
Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again
March 20, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBS5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this...
Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Again
March 20, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBS5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this epi...
A Toothbrush As a Toy, Fentanyl-Packed , & High-School Toe-Lickers
March 16, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 116 MBWhen is a toothbrush a toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend... ...
A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers
March 16, 2024 14:00 - 2 hours - 117 MBWhen is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend....
Wendy's Dynamic Pricing Flop, Settling The Size Debate, & School Sword Fight Day
March 13, 2024 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MBS5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection of mid-week madness... Now TikTok Has Kids Wearing Seat Belts Around Their Ankles; A Groomsman Attacked Multiple Wedding Guests, Including th...
Nipples Like Beckham, X-Rated Baby Name, & The FL Man Games!
March 02, 2024 15:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBNow you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week... A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets; University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math; Robots Can Now Apply Fake Eyelashes with Sharp Tools That Totally Won't Stab Your E...
"Booger-Face" Mom, Deuce-Dropping Delivery Boy, & Taco-Loving Coon Bandits
February 28, 2024 20:00 - 48 minutes - 45.2 MBS5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he may drop off something for you that's more disgusting. You should grab your DoorDash delivery as soon it's dropped off because you never know what...
Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle
February 24, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBI don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks... Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home; NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-Law Killed on Hitman Parody Website; Christian-based Super Bowl Ads Spark Jokes Over F...
TP Your Ex-Valentine & Other "Crappy" Stupidity
February 21, 2024 20:00 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBS5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper... New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey; 40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank; We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop Around Other People "If It's an Emergency"; Too Much #2: Passenger Kicked Off Flight for Excessive Bathroom Use; No Pooping During A Dat...
Another Naked FL Streaker, Wife Sleeps With Her Mummified Husband, & Doggy-doo On A Plane
February 17, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBIf you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're hearing one stupid story after another, you're probably listening to this podcast... ‘The Simpsons’ predicted Apple’s Vision Pro 8 years ago—& chao...
Chicken-Chokin' In An Uber, Tampons In The Boy's Bathroom, & An Insta "PeanutButterEater"
February 14, 2024 20:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBS5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to make some money on Instagram eating peanut butter...a LOT of peanut butter. Figure out these & other stupid accounts in this bonus batch of stupidit...