Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
414 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! The episodes are online for a limited time, so you may want to DOWNLOAD the episode you want to listen to later on your podcast player.
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Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish
January 15, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBThe new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of ...
COVID Urine Therapy, Kim Jong BURRITO, & Bogarting Bleachers
January 12, 2022 20:00 - 58 minutes - 54.2 MBS3E42 ~ Bonus Midweek Episode! - Let's face it. There's been a LOT of "remedies" for treating, preventing, & curing COVID. But drinking one's pee will not be one I will experiment with. On your next visit to Taco Bell or Chipoltle, or Moe's you can thank the Dear Leader in North Korea for your BURRITO. When you need to seat about 20 people in bleachers, just take your town car to the nearest park & hook up a set. Then drive off with them dragging behind you as you drive back home. Seem logic...
My Flurona, CNN's New Year's Drunken Eve, & The Pedicure From Hell
January 08, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBIf you caught COVID over the New Year's holiday, count yourself lucky you didn't catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from his New Year's Drunken rant taking pot-shots at Ryan Seacrest & Journey. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a FL beautician who caught royal heck from a customer who had to have her leg AMPUTATED because of dirty tools used on a pedicure! Looks like 2022 is going to be a doozie for stupidity. Here's more proof: Earth Is Spinning F...
Failed Bridge Theft, Vegan Fraud, & A Parakeet Breeding Blowout
January 05, 2022 20:00 - 50 minutes - 46.8 MBS3E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! I have to hand it to the guy who successfully stole a pedestrian bridge, even thought I don't endorse it! But the guy who said he was "betrayed" by his girlfriend for serving him vegan food, I have no respect for...he's just a wuss. But the guy who let his bird breeding get "out of control" is really a bird-BRAIN. This & so much more fresh stupidity for the new year such as... McDonald’s rations French fries in Japan; Mom Shares Hilarious ‘Elf On The Shelf’...
The BEST of STUPIDITY - 2021
January 01, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBWell folks, we were able to scratch & claw our way out of 2021. Here it is, 2022...a new year & new opportunities for homo sapiens to make a completely stupid MESS of life! So enjoy this special episode that features my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho 'Nuevo' Guero" as we look over our shoulder & wave "goodbye" to another stupid year, of 2021. There was so much stupidity, it was hard to sift through all of it. So, I scoured through 12 months of episodes & picked over 4 pages of headlines that would...
Getting Rich Selling Farts In A Jar, Turning Women Into Cows, & Beetle Sex
December 25, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBAnother example of how I picked the wrong career: I could be making $50k a week selling farts in a jar like this woman. There may not be a job left for some South Koreans after women pitched a fit over a milk company's ad campaign. And it turns out beetles are into oral sex...& of course, there are scientists that "get off" studying them. Plus, more stupidity from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...who will probably give me the worst Christmas gift I will receive this year... talking about...
Internet Cologne, Potato Chip Vodka, & A Woman's Eyelid Violation
December 22, 2021 20:00 - 59 minutes - 55.6 MBS2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! Do you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven't landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay's thinks you can't just drink just one shot of their vodka. If you think high-tech means safety for your gadgets...think again. A woman was robbed of $24,000 when her boyfriend violated her EYELID to unlock her phone! This & more insane stupidity follows! Family’s Rudolph Decoration Repeatedly Attacked By Rea...
A Botox Camel Scandal, Raccoon Craziness, & A 1-Gonad Greek Statue
December 18, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBIf you think the scandals in the USA are ridiculous, try living in Saudi Arabia with "botoxed" camels cheating in a beauty contest. Coons & old ladies are all the rage this week as one woman put one in a headlock while the other uses a dead one on her ex-boyfriend. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, tell of one very unhappy customer who bought a nude Greek statue of Hercules & Diomedes...but discovered one VERY obvious thing is MISSING. And we'll both dish out plenty of stupidity on these o...
PA Poop, Waffle House Meth, & Milwaukee Christmas Tree Beer
December 15, 2021 20:00 - 53 minutes - 49.5 MBS3E35 - Midweek BONUS Episode! ~ Pennsylvania may be the poop capital of the country...at least 2 cities in PA are! A lot of strange things go on at Waffle House restaurants...but a meth lab is not one of them until now. In the strange brew department: A brewery in Milwaukee has come up with a new concoction for your favorite suds...Tree Sproose Brew. And that's just the start of the stupidity... 3 Thieves Stole $13,000 Worth of Wigs & Are Still on the Run; Woman Started Shooting When We...
Going "Green" with Piggy-Poo, Nude "No-Nut November" Playboy Model, & Wedding Stupidity
December 11, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBNext time you smell a pig farm, think about conserving energy. It is a possibility. Only in FL would you find a nude Playboy model covered in paint & handing out nuts for "No-Nut November". If anything will go wrong in a wedding, it certainly did with 2 unfortunate brides. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will also tell you about yet another "accident" involving large explosive objects being shoved up a man's "no-go hole"! And there's stupidity that tops these examples... FL Guy Pulls ...
Joel Osteen's Potty Cash, Go-Karting On the 101, & Senator Dr. Oz
December 08, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBS3E33 Midweek BONUS Episode - Joel Osteen has more money than God...& it's literally coming out of the walls in the bathroom. If you're a YouTuber & want some serious likes, taking a go-kart onto the CA 101 Freeway is one way NOT to do it. When is a TV doctor a US Senator? When he's Dr. Oz. And there's more insane stupidity from this past week: Man exposes himself, urinates on items at Winnipeg grocery store; Allergy sufferers have nearly 40% lower risk of COVID-19 infection; Things Ol...
Coke-Snorting Granny Gets A DUI, Breastfeeding Cats, & A Cussing Dancing Cactus
December 04, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBYou come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a screeching cat. You might be incensed, like this one Polish granny, who heard the dancing cactus toy she bought for her grandchild start cussing & singing songs about doing cocaine! This is just some of what's been happening in my stupid world that you'll hear about from me & my Insa...
A Christmas-Wrapped House, Crypto-Constitution Purchase, & Non-Citizen Voting in NYC
December 01, 2021 22:27 - 58 minutes - 54 MBS3E31 Midweek BONUS episode - Willie Nelson's Christmas classic, "Pretty Paper" may be the appropriate theme for one house wrapped up in Christmas wrapping. Some techno-nerds dealing in crypto-currency nearly purchased the United States Constitution. Some stupid lawmakers in the Big Apple have voted to let non-Citizens vote in the local city elections. Think this is stupid, wait 'till you hear about these: 50% of Superstitious Fans Wear a Specific Jersey When Their Team Plays; Dollar Tr...
"Brown Friday" For Plumbers, Dog-humping For A FL Man, & Voicemail For Dogs
November 27, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBIf you think surviving "Black Friday" after Thanksgiving is tough, you should be a plumber trying to survive "Brown Friday"! How does a FL Man react when his dog-humping is interrupted? He gets very, very, violent, which you will find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Researchers have found a way to ease separation anxiety in pets after their owners are brought back into work after months of working from home... Let the dog call you while you're at work. And the stupidity doesn't ...
Defecating DoorDash Driver, Free Money on The Freeway, & Grandma Gets the Boot Over a Bad Hotel Review
November 24, 2021 20:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBS3E30 Midweek BONUS Feed! - A Grandma & her grand-daughter are out of a place to stay when the hotel manager read her lame review online. And after making a delivery, a DoorDash Delivery Driver Dropped her DooDoo. Traffic jams are common in CA but not because of this. Plus, there's more stupid examples of humanity like these: A Pair of American Tourists Broke into the Colosseum to Have a Beer; Parents Sue School District Over Letting Students Change Name, Pronouns Without Parental Con...
Grandma Gone Wild, Dancing With Lions, & Free Sex For The Vaccinated
November 20, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBIf you think you have a wild grandma, wait until you hear about one tequila swigging Granny who confronted the police who later found her swinging from an overpass above I-95. Or the woman who was tossing roses & serenading the big cats in the Bronx Zoo... And if you're still on the fence about getting vaxed for COVID, Belgium has an incentive from the local cathouses. My Insane FL Nephew will give you the lowdown on that as well as more stupid capers like... Man Claims He Swapped His Wife...
Pop-Tart Butter-Toppers, Doggie-Doo DNA, & The Cambridge Blues Naked Calendar
November 17, 2021 20:00 - 52 minutes - 48.8 MBS3E28 - Bonus Midweek Episode! - What better way to fundraise than have naked college co-ed athletes pose naked in a calendar! What better way to eat a Pop-Tart than to slather all kinds of flavored BUTTER on it??? Or what better way to catch dog-walkers who don't deposit their doggie-doo in disposals than to track them down using doggie-doo-DNA? Sounds stupid? Not so fast! And there's more... Teacher Claims Discrimination After His 'Proud Zionist' T-Shirt Banned, But BLM T-Shirts Allowed...
Biden Pops A Bean, A Marathon Runner With The Runs, & Dissecting Grandpa
November 13, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBThe British love their biscuits with their tea...but President Biden gave Camilla Bowles a different kind of "biscuit" at the climate summit. A marathon runner with digestive issues was literally making runs to the potty. Plus, a family spotted their grandpa at a sideshow where he was the star of a dissection for an exclusive audience. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, will also tell you what happens when a cobra bites your manparts while you're sitting on the loo. And it's ain't pretty. T...
Bald Eagle Street Fighting, A Taser Combustion, & Bathing With Pets
November 10, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBS3E26 - Midweek Bonus!! - When police have to break up a street fight between 2 of our National Birds, it tells you a lot about the current state of this nation. When cops try to taser a trouble-maker that's confronting them, they're not expecting that person to burst into flames...but one did. We share a lot of our lives with our pets, but do you really want to share the tub with them? Some of you do. And that's not all of the stupidity you'll hear in this episode... 10 Everyday Stupid T...
Kitchen Table Castration, A 20-Yr. Old Booger Bead, & A Man's Suspicious "Package"
November 06, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBFirst of all...what "real" man volunteers himself to be castrated? And even worse...what real man wants the deed done on a kitchen table? One woman had an epiphany when she threaded an ear wax camera up her nose & found a "jewel" of a discovery. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an unbelievable story about a NY man that has a unique "honor" which "aroused" the suspicion of the TSA when going through airport security! And there's even more stupidity in store from these 5-Star example...
Dad/Son Shoot-Outs, Dad-Bod Tee-Shirts, & Touchy-Feelie Meta Robots
November 03, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBS3E24 - Midweek Bonus!! Plenty of daddy issues in this episode with shots fired over chicken & over guitar playing! And some daddy-body issues for guys who are hiding the battle of the bulge! And "Meta Mark" Zuckerberg wants to help machines learn all about the human experience of "touch & feel"... (???) Plus other truths that are stranger than fiction...like: Creepy or Romantic? A Man Asked a Woman Out, After Getting Her Number from Her Dog's Collar; Does It Feel Like Some People Bring...
A Shrub That Gives You "The Finger", Sexy Scottish Accents, & A Blooming Penis Plant
October 30, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBIf you really want to tick off your neighbors, a Brit have found the best way to do it. In the beginning, the LORD made the SCOTS just a "wee bit" better...and gave them the sexiest accent in the UK! You may be your family's "flower child" as the "blooming idiot", but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a blooming "penis plant" is what really smells to high heaven...REALLY! And there's stupidity galore with these prime examples... Americans Are Partly The Cause of America's Supply Ch...
A Pittsburgh Pun'kin Head, Sour Patch Popcorn, & 3/9 Pound Burger Deal
October 27, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBS3E22 Midweek BONUS! You know it's October when stupid people assault others with pumpkins. With all the flavors being used to "season" popcorn, do we really need Sour Patch Kids? When does an advertising flop for A&W Restaurants in the 1980's work best? When it's resurrected in the 2020's! And there's more stupid ideas played out in this bonus episode like: Kids Playing ‘Squid Game’ On Playground With Hitting & Kicking; Experts: You Should Never Have Ice In Your Drinks In Pubs & Restau...
Scalp Popping & Kink Tests On Tic-Tok, A School District Is "Rickrolled", & A Bottle Opener Fails As A Sex Toy
October 23, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBTik-Tok is rapidly becoming the #1 source for all things stupid. Like how to separate your scalp from your skull & finding out how kinky your are so the Chinese can steal more of your privacy information. But if you're into "kinky", I don't recommend using a bottle opener like one stupid Thailander did. But if you're going to prank your school, go big or go home (as you'll find out from my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero"...where one senior in Chicago went real big & rickrolled his entire s...
Stupidity Is Funnier When You're Naked, "Testicle Baths", & Offensive Halloween Costumes
October 20, 2021 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.6 MBS3E20 Midweek BONUS Episode! There's more naked stupidity for the BONUS episode featuring a naked woman roaming an airport, a naked woman streaking through an 8th Grade football practice, a realtor in L.A. who's selling a house by selling his modesty, & a man being treated in the back of an ambulance who not just got naked but put on a "show" for the medics treating him! If you're going to get naked, however, watch out for a new breed of mosquito that has a penchant for humans...you don't wa...
Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A "Surprise" Found In Dog Puke
October 16, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBYou'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet--and other unbelievable stupidity. And that's not the half of it. There's some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way... Rooster attacks a man on a street in...
A Bathroom of Biblical Proportions, Mood Music Madness, & A Nagging Wife Gets A Rotating House
October 13, 2021 19:00 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBS3E18 - Midweek BONUS!! If you've ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you'll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store's speaker system? One woman went nuts over the "sad" song being played. A retired old man couldn't take his wife complaining about the view from their house any longer so he built her a new one...that ROTATES. And more tales of stupidity from these real-life examples: David Arquette Owns Bozo the Clown & He Wants to ...
A Hickey "Hack", PSL "Sexism", Pooping Gold, & A Dumpty-Humpty Deprivation
October 09, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBHave you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you're "sexist"! An Indian smuggler found a "crappy" way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty... My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in...
Photobombed By Meth, Kinky Halloween Yard Decor, & Big Toe Socks
October 06, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 49 MBS3E16 - BONUS Midweek Feed! - If you're ever going to post a photo on social media, hide your drugs first. One man learned the hard way. The popular Halloween yard decorations this year may trigger your neighbors in your HOA. And a Japanese company has made a special sock for your big toe for reasons you never imagined. Plus, there's other scary stupidity for October: Bing’s top search word is ‘Google,’ according to Google; A Woman Wants $1 Million from Geico After She Got an STD While ...
"Captain Kirk" Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That's UN-Real
October 02, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBHe will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real...and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for "art" in her front yard & the local government is goi...
Coffee With A Corpse, South Korean Dog Meat Ban, & Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!
September 29, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MBS3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed! A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open VA Hospital so he can inform them his mother took her own life & he found her body in the woods. Guess what? It didn't go down like that! Do you think it's time to spare the lives of the 1 MILLION dogs who have died in order to show up on your dinner plate in South Korea? The President there thinks so. Since the Fall season is upon us, so is pumpki...
A Pizza Roll Pooper, Dog Weddings, & Stripper Poles On School Busses
September 25, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBIf you're reaching for a pizza roll in the grocery store, you do NOT want to find the kind of "roll" one lady put her hand in. How many dogs can you marry simultaneously to make it in the Guinness Book? One lady is gonna try to find out. With the school bus driver shortage plaguing America this year, one school district found a solution...in a "party bus" for their students. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give you all the stupid details along with these "Jim Dandy" tales... H...
REAL Finger Food, A 43 Cent Felon, & Things You Do In The Bathroom
September 22, 2021 19:30 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBS3E12 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE... Is it really finger food if you find a REAL finger in it? A Bolivian woman did. A Pennsylvania man is facing up to 7 years in prison over a bottle of Mountain Dew. And besides the obvious, what do you do in the bathroom that could be considered "unusual"? There's a list of things that you'll discover in this episode along with these offerings... CO town pleads for return of stolen phone booth; Guy Tries to Rob Gas Station During Power Outage...But the Registe...
Pig Nipples At McDonald's, Taco Bell Subscription Service, & A Woman Scammed Out Of Her Hair & Eyebrows!
September 18, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 97.5 MBWhen you get your McDonald's Bacon Sandwich do you expect to find a pig nipple inside? One guy thought he saw one. But if you love tacos so much you want a subscription to get them, Taco Bell has the answer. And if you think you're going to get $1,000 to shave off your hair & eyebrows for a shampoo company, you may want to hang up the phone. One woman didn't & now she's bald as a cue ball. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Pumpkin Spice Guero" & I will WOW & AMAZE you with the amount of sheer stup...
Poop-Passing Roombas, How Men Can Fart More & Poop Bigger, & Toll Booth Fetishes
September 15, 2021 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBS3E10 Midweek BONUS Episode! - The new Roombas promise not to spread your pet poop all over your house...at least for the first year. But if you want to poop bigger & fart longer, men can now do this simply by eating more fruits, veggies, grains, & BEANS! Toll booth operators got paid for more than just letting cars travel on the road...they got a show from one of the drivers. On 7 different occasions. Plus stupidity from these fine specimens... Cats Have 7 Personality Traits, & One of The...
Naked Sleepers Soil Sheets, Eel Enemas, & Texts From Demons
September 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBIf your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you prefer folk remedies for constipation, it may kill you. And if you get a text from Satan, call this priest...he knows what's happening. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give some advice on how NOT to impress your 1st date...and how to keep your police record clean at the same time. "Pancho" will also weigh in on whether it's a good idea to ...
Grand Theft GO-CART, Macho Mumbling Men, & Joe Rogan De-Wormed!
September 08, 2021 19:30 - 50 minutes - 47.2 MBS3E8 BONUS MIDWEEK EDITION!... You know how ticked you would get if you saw some grown man hold up a kid's lemonade stand? Well, this is 10 time worse. Guys who garble their words cause the girls to get off! And if you need to add any legitimacy to stupidity, enter Joe Rogan peddling the healing effects of the new COVID "drug" of choice, Ivermectin. And there's also these fine examples of "brilliance"... Husband Was "Covered In Meat Sauce" After Domestic Spaghetti Battery; The Top Things ...
High School "Furries", "Bart Simpson" Pranks A School Board, & An EPOXY Condom
September 04, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBA school district in KY is dealing with an identity problem with students where playing pretend has become stupid. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will try to keep a straight face when he talks about the school district's board meeting in VA that found out first hand...on live video...what it felt like when a "Bart Simpson" managed to infiltrate their paperwork. And a man found out first hand that using EPOXY is NOT the way to safe sex. You'll be GLUED to this episode with stupidity like...
Naked Baby On "Nevermind" Sues Nirvana, Hybrid Dating, & A Bovine In A Buick
September 01, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBS3E6 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Naked baby pictures now causes a lifelong trauma for a man, 30 years afterward. Meet Spencer Elden who the world got to see a LOT of when he was 4 MONTHS OLD on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. Now Spencer thinks $150,000 will help him deal with the fact the whole world got to see him in his birthday suit. The pandemic lockdown has changed the way we're dating. We laughed if you said you were Internet dating 20 years ago...now we prefer to ZOOM date befor...
Naked River Floater, "Rocky Horror" Hot Dogs, & A Pants-Down Peeping Tom
August 28, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 76 MBNothing like relaxing on a hot summer day lying on a log & floating down a lazy river....unless you're NAKED. Have you ever had a order screw-up? One theater in England that ordered "Dr. Frank-N-Furter" wigs for a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show received hundreds of actual FRANKFURTERS. When a Peeping Tom got caught with his pants down by police, his explanation was he was "exercising". Exercising WHAT??? There's more stupidity that will be "exercised" in this episode that features m...
The "Milk Crate Challenge", Tattooed Vaccine Codes, & Pebbles Make-Up,
August 25, 2021 19:00 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MBMIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE - S3E4 Another way to kill yourself & get the most likes on Tik-Tock...walking up milk crates stacked 7 crates high with no hands. I don't remember reading in the Book of Revelation that the "Mark of the Beast" would look like a QR Code... But here we are. And now you can smell like breakfast cereal & look good at the same time. But you can't eat it. This and more stupidity like: 9% of People Can't Decide Whether or Not They're Decisive; CA Car Dealership Lets Custo...
A Baptist Brawl With Bullets, A "Nip" & Tussle, & A Kidney Bean Blockage
August 21, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBIt wasn't a squirrel that went berserk in the Baptist church, but a fired-up woman...who was so mad she was spittin' bullets--LITERALLY. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain that one. A road rage brawl resulted in a missing nipple...how did that happen? What does it say about your roommates who don't want to interrupt their drug-infused parties to bother with your dead body? And there's more "manhood mayhem"... including these specimen... A Woman Shot Her Friend, While Using a G...
Ricebag Babies, Australian Dragons, & America's Best Restroom
August 18, 2021 19:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBMIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! - S3E2 Forget ZOOM family gatherings when you want to show off your new baby to your parents. Now you can just get them a ricebag with the baby's photo on it. A "jawbone" is the closest thing to having a "real-life" dragon in Australia. And it flew around with a 23 ft. wingspan. We've all experienced the worst in bathrooms when traveling this great land of ours. Now, you can VOTE on the best restroom in America! And there's even more stupidity... Is it time to get rid...
Deadpool: Bambi, "Breedable" Men, & Psychopathic Radio DJs
August 14, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBIt's a NEW SEASON of STUPIDITY! Would you want to see RYAN REYNOLDS star in a Deadpool movie about BAMBI?? Disney isn't--EVER. When women talk about meeting "hot men", they're talking about men who they think are "submissive & breedable". How do men think about that? Of all the population that's considered a "psychopath", those who hold the 3rd most common vocation is RADIO HOSTS. Now there is an explanation for why I am the way I am... And why I host a podcast about other psychotic stupidity...
Bigfoot Birthday Bomb, Tigger Trigger, & A Flame-Shooting Hot Rod!
August 11, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBS2E64 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! When would an appearance by BIGFOOT ever be a good idea for a 6-y/o girl's birthday party? Never? One mom didn't get the memo. One neighbor did get triggered when she saw Tigger picking daisies on a flag outside a home. And a car everyone should own who is frustrated with the stupid drivers on the freeway. Plus we have nudes in Sherwood Forrest & Robin Hood's home realizes the NAKED truth in our Genius Awards! Also, all of the latest news of the week that's fit t...
A Wedding Day Shoot-Out, Serial Poopers, & Trailer Park Swingers Wearing Pineapple Swimsuits
August 07, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBA good sign that you may have marital issues is when you get into a shoot-out coming home from your wedding. San Francisco knows how to deal with people pooping on the street, but how do folks in Indiana handle it? Better do a check on your bathing suits because you may be sending the wrong message if it has pineapples on it. But if you insist on wearing it anyway, you can suit up & bring your mobile home to a swingers trailer park in Louisiana. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, also tells...
Vaxx-In-Disguise in MO, A Shorts Dropping Robbery, & A Spaghetti Spat
August 04, 2021 19:00 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBS2E62 MIDWEEK BONUS EDITION - Missouri has one of the highest number of unvaccinated people in the US & it's so bad those who want vaccines have to get them in DISGUISE! One would-be robber didn't need a disguise, but could've used better fitting britches during his crime but instead, the victim discovered he had been caught with his pants down. For some, the idea of spaghetti wrestling may seem a bit erotic but one couple decided to assault each other with a plate of spaghetti, & the both w...
Designer Garbage Cans, Sweaty Boob Cash Bans, & A "Stroking" Stroke Risk
July 31, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBYou know you've "arrived" when you live in such an affluent neighborhood that your GARBAGE needs to be trendy. What ISN'T trendy is paying with cash--saturated with BOOB SWEAT...and one store has banned it. Forget that you could go blind or have hair growing on your hands if you pleasure yourself too much--one guy nearly died from a stroke because he was STROKING himself too much. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will also elaborate on one man who prefers to stroke himself while a libraria...
Canadian Horsey Hanky-Panky, Olympic Quidditch, & The Skinny Dipping Friend of "Crackhead Chris"
July 28, 2021 19:00 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MBS2E60 BONUS MIDWEEK EPISODE! What should police assume when they come upon a well-lubed miniature horse & a guy standing next to it with his pants down saying, "It's not what you think"? You can make your own assumptions. So many are not watching the 2020 Olympics this year, do you think adding Quidditch would improve the ratings? At least you may get the Harry Potter fans! If you came home to find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool on a hot day, would you grab a camera or a phone to c...
Mother's Side-Hustling Farts, Dead Butt Syndrome, & Taco Bell Pyrotechnics
July 24, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBHow would your react if you found out your MOM was selling her farts as her side-hustle? Or how would you treat a dead butt? You'll also hear about the LITERAL fireworks that happened with some Taco Bell employees! Plus "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of how boredom can cause you to literally go jump off a bridge. Also, he'll explain why rescuers pulled a naked woman out of a wall. These are just a few of the random stupidity that happened in the span of a week...along with...