Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A "Surprise" Found In Dog Puke

You'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet--and other unbelievable stupidity. And that's not the half of it. There's some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way... 

Rooster attacks a man on a street in Queens, NY; 
"Fart-Repelling" Bed Sheets Are Now Something You Can Buy; 
76% of Americans Say Their #1 Digestive Issue Is Constant Farting; 
FL Man Arrested for Catcalling Women & Pleasuring Himself While Driving; 
A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was "Takin' Care of Business"; 
Wendy’s Manager Charged for Throwing Hot Oil Complaining Customer; 
Couple Opens Their Suitcase at Airport...Finds Their Dog Hiding Inside; 
A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Pee; 
90-Y/O Man Punches Neighbor in a Classic "Get Off My Lawn" Dispute; 
CA man sues psychic who said she could remove witch's curse from ex; 
A Mailman Wouldn't Stop Peeing on a Customer's Mailbox; 
A Man Got an Insurance Payout After a Centipede Bit His Junk; 
2 Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, & Shattered Their Ankles…Now They’re SUING. 

Test your skill with "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club or a Daycare", or a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar"!

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