Biden Pops A Bean, A Marathon Runner With The Runs, & Dissecting Grandpa

The British love their biscuits with their tea...but President Biden gave Camilla Bowles a different kind of "biscuit" at the climate summit. A marathon runner with digestive issues was literally making runs to the potty. Plus, a family spotted their grandpa at a sideshow where he was the star of a dissection for an exclusive audience. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, will also tell you what happens when a cobra bites your manparts while you're sitting on the loo. And it's ain't pretty. There's even more stupidity with these stupid-but-true tales: 

A Woman Pulls a Shotgun on a 7-y/o Trick-or-Treater;
 Thanksgiving-Flavored Ice Cream...Made with Real Pieces of Turkey; 
Naked man found in walls of NY theater...He was trapped for days; 
Thieves Pass Out from a Gas Leak They Started While Stealing a Furnace; 
Man Who Was Missing for 24 Years Returns Home...to Stab His Brother; 
There Are Job Listings for Remote Positions, Where the Boss Can Make "Unplanned Visits"; 
A Guy Robs a Postal Worker at Gunpoint & Only Wanted Rubber Bands; 
Drugs found stashed in Little Debbie box during AR traffic stop; 
A 17-Lbs. Potato Named "Doug" May Have Set a New World Record; 
Man Cuts Cables to Satellite Dishes, Knocking Out FL TV Stations; 
A Guy Gave His Friend a Tattoo While Their Flight Was Landing; 
The FL Man with FL Tattooed on His Face Is in Trouble Again; 
Econo Lodge Guest Stabbed a Motel 6 Guest After Their Dogs Got into It; 
Humans gave leprosy to armadillos–now they are giving it back to us; 
Sleeping Naked Means A Better Night's Rest/Top Reasons to Sleep Naked.

Play along with "Pancho" this week with more of our "Insane Game Show"!

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