Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World
414 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAll of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were! The episodes are online for a limited time, so you may want to DOWNLOAD the episode you want to listen to later on your podcast player.
Homepage Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Episodes
Leggo My Eggoji, $1 Beer Brawl In NJ, & Rage Gardening
July 21, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MBS2E58 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Now you can have breakfast & let folks know your mood with your food thanks to Kellogg's. When you mix NJ independent league baseball with $1 beer night guess what you get? You would be right. But if you're in a rage, maybe pulling weeds may be a therapeutic method of dealing with it. But what kind of therapy are kids getting binge-watching the British children's show, Peppa Pig? "By Jove", you'll find out! And you'll find out the stupidity behind these other anti...
Tik-Tok Trends & Trouble, Getting Paid To Poop, & A Snake Bites A "Snake"
July 17, 2021 14:30 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBTik-Tok can teach you how to cook, how to look, & how to hook--a JOB, that is. But if you'd rather just stay home on the commode, you can make money just by going #2. But be careful while you sit...you never know what's going to crawl up there & bite you. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will also warn you to sleep with one eye open so you'll see when a mouse sneaks a late night snack...on you EYEBALL. And one mom lived out her worst nightmare at the grocery store with her toddler. Plus th...
Dusty-Fingered DoorDash Bandit, A Toothy Necklace, & Shoplifting Exchanges
July 14, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBS2E56 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE A taco bandit was caught orange-handed on the delivery woman's body cam when she delivered a DoorDash order. Want to remember grandpa after he dies? You can wear his smile around your neck...with a lovely necklace. If you're going to steal stuff from a store, make sure it's what you want--so you don't have to get it exchanged...and get fingered for theft! A Nebraska Burger King had a message on their marquee that advertised a "whopper"-sized dilemma: The whole staf...
"Shaft Bang" Tiddlywinks & A Double-Date Dump
July 10, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBIf there's a guy named, "Shaft Bang Adams", you can bet there's going to be something stupid that is coming...and you won't be disappointed. If you've ever thought of two-timing on your woman with another woman--at the same time, here's one example where a telephone would be safer than a "tell-a-woman"... Some New Zealand doctors had a daunting task of extracting something from a woman's nose...and the time it WAS tiddlywinks. If you remember the old comedy show, "Laugh-In" & the phrase, "the...
Stupidity+Fireworks & The Dark Side of Couponing
July 07, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBS2E54 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE After a 2 week hiatus vacation, I'm back with a fresh batch of stupidity! When you pare stupid & fireworks, you have plenty of material for a podcast like this. But what to you pare with July 4th hot dogs? Wine, of course! At least that's what some Americans think. And did you know there was an underground market for coupons? Who'd a'thunkit? There's some catching up to do in the "Insane Week In Review" so it's expanded to include everything missed during the hiatu...
Folding Chair Fetish Faux Pas, Tattoo'd Testicle, & A Slip 'n' Slide Sewer
June 19, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBI understand folks like to play out their fetishes. I get that. Some fetishes can bring out the EMT's as one woman found out on a live video. One would also wonder why anyone would get their testicle tattooed...with anything...particularly with a SWASTIKA. One man did & is in JAIL for it. When does a "slip 'n' slide" turn into a "slip 'n' sh*t"?? When everyone gets EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has more stupidity that's OOZING out from the Sunshine Tree. Such as...
Cicada Craziness, Canadian Concrete Commode Combustion, & A Biblical Fish Story
June 16, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MBS2E52 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE People are going cicada crazy with the Brood Bugs going after reporters, the President & being used as a pizza topping! Some Canadian homeowners were awash in concrete that came bubbling up from their commodes. Biblical history repeats itself with a real-life Jonah & the whale story in MA. And that's not all... More stupidity from these specimens: Edible Face Masks Are Now a Thing That Exist; A Man Went All "Mission Impossible" to Steal...Some Dippin' Dots?; ...
Cicada Car Crash, Stiletto Crocs, & A Democrat's "Dongcopter" Disaster
June 12, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBCicadas are proving to not just annoy the daylights out of us, they're creating havoc at a GA 911 Center. They're also causing car crashes in OH. The fashion world has more butt-ugly stupidware with Stiletto Crocs from Balenciaga & Kanye West's $200 "moon boot for your torso" jacket. Back in the old days, if you wanted to derail a political campaign speech, you threw rotten eggs or tomatoes. In our high tech society nowadays, you just hang a dildo on a drone & fly it in front of a Mayoral can...
Naked Fighters, Bikers, & Coon-Crazed Soldiers
June 09, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBS2E50 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE Why is it that things are funnier when folks are naked? Such is the case with the woman who went on a naked rampage at 2 restaurants in FL. Meanwhile in Philly...folks are getting naked to go bike riding--but MASKS are required! You'll swell with pride at our US Army Soldiers who were captured on video clammering out of an armored vehicle...followed by a crazed raccoon. Crazy? No, just stupid! Just like these other nutty news stories: Artist Sells 'Invisible' Scu...
House Cat High School Hiatus, Big Tipper Takedown, & Cat Food Pate
June 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWhen does a house cat evacuate a high school? When they think it's a BOBCAT. A police chase comes to an end when the cows come home. And a guy's drunk texts to an aquarium actually get answered. There's more stupidity ahead with these choice examples: A Woman's 1-Night-Stand Found Out She Had a Boyfriend, & Left Him Note...Under Her Toilet Seat; A Guy Named "Florida" Was Busted in FL After a Ridiculous Crime Spree; VA dad invents spit-free way to blow out birthday candles; A Drunk Dri...
Hating John Cena For His China Love, Cicada Pee, & A Water Park Brawl
June 02, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBS2E48 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE John Cena sure loves China & his love united the Left & the Right in HATING what he did! If the noise from the Brood X cicadas isn't enough to drive you nuts, now you have to watch out that they don't PEE on you! And there's nothing like a family fun day at the water park when there's a knock-down drag out brawl! Plus so much more summer stupidity: Canadian Lawmaker Steps Down After He Was Filmed Peeing ‘In A Coffee Cup’ During Zoom Meeting; Schmooze is a new d...
Crop-Top Yearbook Photos, Singing Pubic Hair, & Exploding Vagina Candles
May 29, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBMy Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, finds out his old high school put out their yearbook with photos of "crop tops"...but not the kind you'd expect. How do you get women to buy a ladies' razor? With singing pubic hairs. Gwyneth Paltrow's line of vagina-scented candles is "exploding" on the market. And Pancho--who is a twin--tells the tale of one guy who refuses to be the best man in his twin's wedding because his brother is marrying his ex-girlfriend! And if you think these stories are stupid....
Perfect Poop, Demi Lovato Unhinges A DJ, & Exploding Bowling Balls
May 26, 2021 19:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBS2E46 MIDWEEK BONUS SHOW! If your biggest accomplishment is having perfect poop, what do you do? You have it sent off to be injected into those who don't! One Boston DJ who wasn't taking any $#!t from his boss who told him to shut up with the Demi Lovato gags on his #1 in the USA morning radio show blows a nutty on the air. And one guy thought it would be fun to mix explosive compounds & put them inside a bowling ball to blow it to smithereens. That resulted in having nearby homes evacuated. ...
Little Ricky Schroder Cancel Costco, Fugitive Cookies, & "Butt#%&$-er 3000"
May 22, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBWhen a rich actor who was born with "Silver Spoons" on his resume, he can do what he wants, right? Just ask "Little Ricky" Schroder who pitched a whing-ding fit in Costco over wearing a mask. When a robber steals from a bakery, the baker gets help tracking him down by putting the fugitive's picture on cookies & giving them away! And when you show up for court on a Zoom call, you'd better check your username so the judge won't rip you a new one. These & even more stupid tales await such as: ...
Butt Breathing, Gas Hoarding, & A Farting HR Lady
May 19, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBS2E44 - MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Be sure that when you listen to this episode to take a deep breath...through your butt. Japanese scientists are studying how humans anal oxygen intakes. If you were hoarding gas during the Colonial Pipeline crisis, breathing in the fumes may make you do stupid things...like leading cops on a high speed chase...which leads to a combustible way to pass gas. That will cause serious burns but if you're trapped in a small office for a job interview & the interviewer ...
2 Stolen Cop Cars + 2 Police Chases = 1 FL Man, A Lawnchair Firewoman, & A Cocaine Concession Stand
May 15, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBThere's a FL man, who's either uniquely stupid or insanely genius, that manages to get chased by cops in 2 stolen patrol cars before getting caught. And a MD woman who sets her house ablaze then reclines in her lawn chair to watch it burn. Moviegoers are also treated not to hot buttered popcorn, but popcorn that hot with cocaine seasoning. One man decided to celebrate Mother's Day by tasering his own mom. And a teacher treats her Zoom class to some nipple action...but it wasn't HERS'. My "Ins...
A Horse's "Juiced" Excuse, Cicada Cuisine, & How The Nose Knows
May 12, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBS2E42 BONUS EPISODE! If you've ever "sized up" a guy with a big schnoz, THAT may be your first clue. So, skip the hands & feet. And there's a scientific study to prove it. And if excuses were like snot, a Kentucky Derby jockey has a head full when explaining why his horse failed a drug test. As we prepare for the din of noise from the 17-year cicada, just remember...if you can beat 'em, eat 'em! Are we ready for a Jacksonville Jaguar Tight End named Tim Tebow? And folks are grabbing their cam...
An Accidental "Move-In", An Intentional Break-Out, & A Fence Of Feces
May 08, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBHow does one NOT know they're about to move into a residential community designed for RETIREES? It takes a special kind of stupid. Just like one 19-y/o girl--and she didn't realize it for a WEEK after she moved in! But one elderly couple realized it was time to make a break for it & did so. Out of a LOCKED dementia wing of an assisted living community...and were missing for a half-hour before the staff found them wandering down the road from the facility. Thanks to the pandemic, a majority of...
Disco Ball Brawl, A Cheugy Chewbacca, & Dax Shepard As A Role Model Dad
May 05, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.9 MBMIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Dax Shepard's daughter admires his alcoholism so much that when she was 3, she wanted to be one, too. Sparks flew over the sparkle of a disco ball 2 men brawled over when the seller wanted it back. It's stories like this that keep this podcast from being too "trendy"..so we now have a word for that. Then there's the "one-man manure spreader" that sprayed the crowd at Kid Rock's steakhouse with his COLOSTOMY BAG. And would you expect gourmet pizza from a bag of $5 Bagel ...
Cat Butt "Research", Potty Party Punch, & A Coked-Up Kindergarten Teacher
May 01, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBWhat would be THE perfect science "project" for a 6th Grade boy? Studying cat butts, of course. If you think my Insane FL Nephew's "cat box cake" idea was stupid, I'm going to one-up him with the woman who served up a royal FLUSH with punch made in her toilet bowl. Do you think you know of the worst daycare in the nation? I've got one for you & the emphasis is definitely not in the CARE Department. Every guy will feel the pain when they hear about how one fellow made the stupid attempt at dat...
Meth Pickles, Kamikaze Turtles, & A Gender Reveal Baby BOOM!
April 28, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MBMIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! There's gonna be a kid born in Maine who can say the earth moved when folks found out about his conception. It was a literal baby boom that shook neighboring foundations. You'll learn a valuable lesson on how not to dress for an arrest. The end of the world is near when Joe Exotic is on board with working with Carole Baskin...AGAIN...if it gets him out of prison! Someone found themselves in a pickle after US Customs officials uncovered 217 pounds of "funky pickles". The...
FL Follies, "Grandma-Style" Fashionistas, & How NOT to Use Hemorrhoid Cream
April 24, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 76 MBBoys will be boys, but when men start acting like boys by trying to get "big" by injecting HEMORRHOID CREAM into each others' junk, you get one stupid outcome. The stupid bug must have been on a rampage in Florida because I've got TONS of examples...it must be from all the stupid concession stand mashups sold at the FL State Fair. And one man found a way to paid time off by divorcing his wife--4 TIMES! What are these people smoking? FLOWERS! Just check out what's in store for this episode: ...
Drinking Chlorophyll Water For Skin Health & Gay Bachelor Belfies
April 21, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBMID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE: If you drink chlorophyll-infused water & sit on the deck, will you bloom? Maybe not, but some say your skin will blossom. Women are exfoliating their facial skin now by SHAVING. Will we soon see a BOGO offer for shaving kits for Father's Day & Mother's Day? Buttheads are sharing pictures of their butts to win dates--and it's working! Are guys more fascinated with the bodies of other guys that are "super-jacked"? Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia thi...
Elmo Got "Tickled" By A "Loose Monkey" In An Open Relationship
April 17, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBFirst, we had a stuffed "Olaf" (from the Disney movie, "Frozen") get "violated in a FL Target, now Elmo is a victim by a home inspector! What is it with pervert & stuffed toys? You might say they're in an "open relationship"...which is what a growing number of Americans would also be into. And after shrimp tails were found in cereal, a 6-y/o boy nearly bites the bullet that was found in his Flamin' Hot Cheetos! But would you bite into a dish made from a recipe from a cat food company? Or woul...
Satan Shoes Get Sold Back & Ketchup Can't Catch Up
April 14, 2021 19:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBMID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! If you were stupid enough to plunk down over $1,000 for Lil' Nas X's "Satan Shoes", you now are encouraged to sell them back in a "voluntary recall". Yeah, like THAT'S going anywhere.... And if you love ketchup, you'd better hold onto your packets because they can't squash tomatoes fast enough to keep up with demand. But if you love mayo & popcorn, you may just want to make a salad! And if you love hearing of the stupidity of others, there's more to enjoy: Most Americ...
A Cockpit Is Not Used For This & Going Pubic At Publix
April 10, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBA Southwest Airlines pilot may have been a bit confused as to which stick to pull in the cockpit of an airplane. But one guy who didn't want to be caught at home getting friendly with himself, got caught instead in a grocery store parking lot. And Mom's little April Fool prank got shot down by an arrest. Plus a tubby tabby wound up missing for almost a month before being discovered it was plugging up a neighbor's chimney. These and other tales of stupidity such as: A Guy Used a Riding Mower ...
A Heavy Metal Cat Band & An April Fool's Joke The Press Didn't Like
April 07, 2021 19:53 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBMID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! Did you ever think cats could headbang? They are in a new heavy metal hit...the feline fronted rock band is all the rage. And you'll find out the dirty little secret about what Amazone drivers are forced to do when they really need to pee... And more stupid stunts like these: The Indians Are Prohibiting Fans from Dressing Up Like Indians; ‘Voltswagen’ Was a Joke, and Journalists Aren’t Happy; Drunk Guy Takes Friend to Hospital in the Bucket of a Front-End Loader; E...
Viking Funerals & A Star Wars Wedding
April 03, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBIf you ever wanted to go out of this world in a blaze of glory, you may get your wish if the State of Maine legalizes Viking funerals. Would you marry a guy who wanted a wedding ceremony with a Wookie? One woman found out what happened. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a sweet story of a married couple trying to keep the flame of romance hot...through a doorknob hole. However some assistance was needed by EMTs to help with the pull out... Other tales of stupidity include: It's Getting ...
A Hot Mouth On A Hot Mic Will Burst Your Bubble
April 01, 2021 00:38 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBMID-WEEK BONUS! That's right, kids! My stupid world is going to 2 episodes a week starting this week so you can get your stupid in BITE-SIZED morsels! This won't be like those boxes of crackers at the supermarket where you pay just as much but the box is smaller. Nooooo...you're getting the same amount of stupid, just twice a week! So look forward to more stupidity & Insane Games with my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero coming on the weekend episodes. But for this one, you'll have the Insane We...
A little "Afternoon Delight" on Spring Break
March 27, 2021 00:02 - 2 hours - 123 MBFlorida is overrun with college-agers on Spring Break, but no one was prepared for a 40-something couple to join in the sex-capades. Monopoly goes "woke" after Hasbro de-gendered Mr. Potato Head. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", who would love space travel, isn't so gung-ho about gathering over 6 million sperm & egg samples from all the Earth's species to put on a "Noah's Ark to the moon. Neither is he interested in buying any NFT farts for $85 a pop...or is that a "poot"? Some other mi...
Self-Fondling Pickle Perverts
March 20, 2021 00:24 - 2 hours - 114 MBImagine all the things one can do with a pickle. The police found one example. Maybe it was due to the pandemic & everyone having so much alone time on their hands, their hands were needing something to keep busy. There was certainly no shortage of stupidity that infected people more quickly than a COVID outbreak! Pancho Guero, my "Insane FL Nephew" gives the unsavory details about what one man did with his pickle & how he plans to trick his kids with the "Poop Challenge"! Not to mention thes...
Le Freak Le Pew: The Skunk In The Woodpile
March 13, 2021 02:41 - 2 hours - 115 MBFolks had a "Freak Out" moment over a 1945 era cartoon character that's now being tied to "rape culture". A 1970s disco hit played on a loop caused some roommates to "Freak Out" & get violent. Cheeto dust betrayed a burglar, & a pastor stopped preachin' & started meddlin' when he told women how to behave in his sermon. Plus, not only are we blurring the lines when it comes to public restrooms & changing areas...but now it's including clothing departments. "Pancho Guero", my "Insane FL Nephew"...
Woke Mr. Potato Head Gets Your Goat Reading Dr. Seuss
March 06, 2021 05:48 - 2 hours - 112 MBDegendering Mr. Potato Head & revoking the medical license for Dr. Seuss dominated my world this week. But there's always the Naked Festival to get your mind off the stupidity going on all around. Hear all about this, about the stupidity in Florida from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", and these salacious titles...... Teacher's Aide Didn't Realize He Was on Zoom, Started Pleasuring Himself A Man Who Reported His Car Stolen Had Googled "How to Set Your Car on Fire and Make It Look Like an ...
When Using An Outhouse Bites You In The Butt
February 27, 2021 03:05 - 2 hours - 113 MBThere's a reason I am jittery using an outhouse in the woods. A woman in Alaska found that out rather abruptly. Meanwhile a guy using an outhouse gets bit AGAIN in the ONE place that guys do NOT want to be bitten. Other tales of stupidity include: A Masseur Accused of Self-Touching Was Actually Just Playing Cell Phone Games...But He's Suspended Anyway PA Couple Caught Shoplifting After Woman Found Passed Out In Car At Home Depot Walmart Wanker Told Police He Was “Lonely” A 50-Y/O Woman Searc...
Stressed From Stupidity? Crank Up The 80s Tunes!
February 19, 2021 23:00 - 2 hours - 122 MBThose Awesome 80s with their mullets will kill any stress you have. That's according to scientific research! We have not heard the last from the Gorilla Glue Girl because now that she's glue-free, she's selling merch from her mistake! Think that's stupid? Not so fast... the viral "Cat Lawyer" is doing the same thing. If you're a "Karen" & need therapy, now you have your very own support group. Would a guy steal an engagement ring from the girl he's been dating to give to the OTHER girl he's b...
Stupidity Ensues When Your Hair & Your Zoom Filter Are Stuck
February 13, 2021 20:57 - 2 hours - 113 MBA smorgasbord of stupidity is served up when a gal thinks she can substitute GORILLA GLUE for hairspray & an attorney finds his ZOOM kitten filter is glued to his face. https://youtu.be/qcnnI6HD6DU Then we may have an accidental invention for edible Air Pods after a man in MA discovers one was lodged in his esophagus as he slept. Your dentist may discover more about your intimate life when they're working on your mouth. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" discovered while watching the Supe...
The Skunks Stole The GameStop Stock & Other Annoying Sounds
February 06, 2021 03:02 - 2 hours - 115 MBWe all got a primer on hedge fund investing from the peanut gallery when the "little guy" stuck it to the "big guy" on Wall Street. If your eyeballs are still stuck in the top of your head, my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" will break it down for you this week. Punxsutawney Phil's prediction may be campy, but it's at least consistent...which is something that that rodent on Staten Island can't claim. If you need a proven method on how to stop a thief, one woman may have the answer with th...
Everything's Comin' Up Bernie
January 30, 2021 03:25 - 2 hours - 120 MBSo will Bernie Sanders see his shadow & give us 6 more weeks of stupid memes? Those #BernieMemes sure brought a small bit of happiness but can money buy more? Apparently so. But it couldn't buy a parole for Joe Exotic...he was just too "gay" for Big D. It was a big day for paleontology if your thing is dino butts & it also appears the Ouija Board is soon to be "old skool" if you want to make contact with the dead. Microsoft is about to bring grandma back from the grave. More naked Florida men...
Make Money Doing Nothing-Or Sell Foot Photos for Fetish Folks
January 23, 2021 03:41 - 1 hour - 106 MBWhen a guy can make money for doing nothing at all or for supplying folks with foot fetishes with photos of his feet, I've realized that I'm in the wrong vocation. You know that times are rough when Satan's house is no longer considered safe...like when a "Halloween House owned by the Church of Satan was destroyed by an arsonist. There'll be no gathering at Gobler's Knob for Groundhog Day in PA this year. But how would you like for the Groundhog to make a CAMEO for you? it can happen for a co...
That's One Dilly Of A "Diller", Man!
January 16, 2021 04:47 - 1 hour - 106 MBDenmark has a new children's show for 4-8 year-olds about a man with a "wild willy". Don't worry... an "expert" says kids thinks topics about genitals is "funny". WHO WOULDN'T??? If you're looking to get rid of your Christmas tree, the FIREPLACE is not a wise decision to use in the effort...as one man found out the hard way. Another man realized how complicated it was to set a house on fire when he set HIMSELF on fire trying. And we have a lot of folks this week getting naked while committing...
Forever & Ever Amen (And Awoman)
January 09, 2021 18:44 - 2 hours - 123 MBWhen prayers offered as a "pun" in the chambers of Government to open a legislative session, we've stooped to a new low of stupidity. And this is how 2021 was ushered in. I've got a piece of my mind to dish out about the Capitol breach that happened in the year's inaugural week. And all stupidity broke out with the large & powerful social media giants removing users (including the US President) from its platforms, large & powerful companies who control what apps are available from their app ...
Final News & A Recap Of A Stupid Year
December 31, 2020 21:47 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBI wanted to get in one last podcast of 2020 so I'm publishing this one early on New Year's Eve from my Insane FL Nephew's home in Jacksonville, FL once again! However, "Pancho Guero" won't be joining me this time because he is caught up in a massive "end of the year gaming championship" with our New Year's Eve guests who are here to wave goodbye to 2020. The lamb is cooking in the oven & the festivities are about to begin, as you may hear in the background with the wails & shouts from the gam...
Tom Cruise Crazy COVID Rant & A Constipated Mummy
December 27, 2020 04:25 - 1 hour - 102 MBTom Cruise went on a stupid hissy fit over COVID safety protocols. A poor mummy in TX was exhumed & was found to have died from constipation from eating too many grasshoppers. A special on-location recording of the podcast this week from the shade of the Sunshine Tree I am with my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" from his home to record this week's episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spot...
Sporting The WRONG "Goods" at Dick's & The FL Christmas Coon
December 19, 2020 00:48 - 1 hour - 106 MBIt was only a matter of time before some man decides to go in, sporting his "goods", at a Dick's. You know... the SPORTING GOODS store. One FL woman discovered she had a "coon" dog when her pet went after one at the top of her Christmas tree. Before it ended, the Christmas coon was swinging from the chandelier. Some unfortunate folks were subjected to some radical mood swings when their depression meds were mixed with pills to treat ED. Would you tattoo one of your twin babies so you could te...
Inappropriate Christmas Cookies & Seeing Too Much of Grandma
December 12, 2020 01:14 - 1 hour - 107 MBTarget may have a "phallic fallacy" with their Christmas cookies being sold this year. I'll try to warn you less you embarrass yourself if you bring some to your Christmas party. And pumpkin spice season is about over, but not before we get pumpkin spice BOLOGNA! And speaking of baloney, try convincing your boss that daydreaming is actually good for you--and the company. Good luck with that. One grandma is having to explain to her granddaughter, who is "unable to function", after she sent a l...
A Monolithic Week Of Stupidity
December 05, 2020 04:54 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBDid the ghost of Stanley Kubric just reveal itself by reappearing through monoliths all over the globe? it's only fitting something this stupid would happen in 2020. Microsoft now has software that can tell your boss when you're bored with his Zoom meeting. I'll also tell you how we celebrated a pandemic Thanksgiving, including how one man's 18 year old tradition on turkey thawing. Of course it should also be obvious what the word of the year is for 2020--with Merriam-Webster & Dictionary.com...
Narcissistic Moms & In-N-Out Burger Brawls
November 28, 2020 03:12 - 1 hour - 105 MBYou'll find out if your Mom displays the 5 signs that she's really a narcissist. You'll also find out that it's not what size matters, but WHAT size matters. Also, a Belgian town has the most popular Christmas lights...for ALL the WRONG reasons. Plus a customer waiting in line for a grand opening of an In-N-Out Burger joint got "pantsed" during a knock-down/drag-out. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, provides advice on how to overcome nightmares from your significant other's apartment & fil...
Waffle House Beer, Stuffing-Themed Formal Wear, & Bathroom Humor
November 21, 2020 03:01 - 1 hour - 104 MBImagine a Thanksgiving holiday that would go something like this: Serving guests a 2 pound Twinkie while wearing stuffing-themed formal wear with bathroom humor as table-side discussions. Sounds pretty stupid, right? Not if it's 2020. It's also been a rotten year for "Karens" trying to use dating apps & for any form of civility between liberals & conservatives. It has provided some inspiration for a new sitcom that's slated to debut in 2021. Would you pay almost $2 million for a pigeon? Or wo...
Facebook's Free Speech Flight & Progressive's Turkey Insurance
November 14, 2020 02:27 - 2 hours - 132 MBThere's been an "exodus" of sorts as mostly Conservatives have been flocking from Facebook to other "free-speech"-friendly platforms. The pandemic has forced many to learn how to cook & it will soon include a turkey for Thanksgiving. But thanks to "Flo", you can insure your bird against any boo-boo's. If you're really wanted to know what your cat's been meowing to say to you, now there's a app for that. My "Insane Florida Nephew", Pancho Guero, details the new "Stand Your Ground" law that put...
Emotional Support Canadians For Stressed Out Americans
November 07, 2020 01:55 - 1 hour - 102 MBIt's been a rough year for everyone & Americans especially who suffer from Election Stress Syndrome. So, instead of moving to Canada, we're asking for an Emotional Support Canadian! It started as a joke, but we're not in a joking mood. It was stupid enough for us to take the bait. Many are just turning to alcohol & fries to cope with the this stupid year. And the booze is getting more stupid, too. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero" will run down all the new adult beverages to chose from. Anyt...