Inappropriate Christmas Cookies & Seeing Too Much of Grandma

Target may have a "phallic fallacy" with their Christmas cookies being sold this year. I'll try to warn you less you embarrass yourself if you bring some to your Christmas party. And pumpkin spice season is about over, but not before we get pumpkin spice BOLOGNA! And speaking of baloney, try convincing your boss that daydreaming is actually good for you--and the company. Good luck with that.
One grandma is having to explain to her granddaughter, who is "unable to function", after she sent a little too much of herself in a picture that she accidentally sent from her phone.. Everyone else got tickled about it... But you can be tickled--for a fee--if you go to a new "Tickle Bar". But it's not what you may think.
There's a good reason to stay away from gas station sushi....especially if it's 5 days old, as one woman found out the hard way.
"Pancho Guero", my "Insane FL Nephew" has a theory about aliens (of the outer space kind) & recalls how one bumbling late night TV host tried to get a former President to admit to their existence. 
Plus, we may not need the Grinch to steal Christmas as long as one stupid Santa keeps killing little boys' dreams. CREDIT TO: "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day)" by The Carpenters.

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