Getting Rich Selling Farts In A Jar, Turning Women Into Cows, & Beetle Sex

Another example of how I picked the wrong career: I could be making $50k a week selling farts in a jar like this woman. There may not be a job left for some South Koreans after women pitched a fit over a milk company's ad campaign. And it turns out beetles are into oral sex...& of course, there are scientists that "get off" studying them. Plus, more stupidity from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...who will probably give me the worst Christmas gift I will receive this year... talking about a man who didn't think things out completely when he chose to rob his own bank. Plus a gift bag full of more stupidity: 

Man Kicked Off Flight for Wearing Women’s Underwear Instead of Mask; 
North Korea Executes People for Watching K-Pop; 
MTA Manager Caught With Blow-Up Doll In An Attempt To Skirt HOV Laws; 
Family finds venomous snake slithering in their Christmas tree; 
Grinch Actor Was Hired to Mess with Kids, & Trashes Whole House; 
2 Guys Buys Lottery Ticket with Stolen Debit Card-Wins $5M...but Won't Get Any of It; 
FL company offers 2 free homes as worker incentive; 
Event featuring teachers crawling for cash prompts apology; 
A Thief Tried to Flee the Cops in a Getaway Car That Was Up on Jacks; 
1 in 3 Americans Can't Even Wipe Their Butt Right; 
Guy Fires a Shotgun at 2 Teens Who Threw Water Balloons at His Truck; 
Why You Shouldn’t Scare Your Cat Away From The Christmas Tree; 
We’re Cussing More. Blame the #%$ Pandemic; 
Top Signs You Picked a Terrible Christmas Present; 
Moms Have Been Voted the Best Gift-Givers...Nephews Are the Worst. 

And play along with "Pancho" as we take on more challenges in the weekly "Insane Games" to figure out if this is FAKE NEWS or FLORIDA: A Clearwater woman was arrested for taking off her pants wearing them as a mask while entering a Target….."
The Toy Chest in Detroit, Michigan ….. STRIP CLUB or DAY CARE?
Golden Steer in Forest Park, Illinois ….. STEAKHOUSE or GAY BAR?
Ryan Driller ….. PORN STAR or WEATHERMAN?
and Lake Hills Oasis in Somerset, Kentucky ….. GOLF COURSE or REHAB?

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