Cheesy Nail Polish, Missouri Cheese Cave, & FedEx Fellatio!

What's the cheesiest thing a woman could do to her nails? Make 'em smell like Velveeta, of course! But what happens if you have too much cheese? You store it in caves...in "The Show Me State". And If you need something delivered FAST, you call FedEx...which is EXACTLY what a FedEx truck driver did when his girlfriend "delivered" a mouth-watering gift to his lap. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will wittingly describe what happened next. And you'll find out other close encounters of the STUPID kind with these samples...

Some Restaurants Are Now Adding Fees to Your Check to Counter Inflation; 
'Washington Post' Reporter Suspended 1 Month for Retweeting Sexist Joke; 
A Man Robbed a Bank...the Day After He Finished an 8-Yr.-Prison Sentence; 
NASA says it will investigate mysterious mounds on moon in Artemis mission; 
Guy Did $5 Million in Damage at Museum Because He Was "Mad at His Girl"; 
The Word That West Virginians Ask Google How to Spell Is...West Virginia; 
A Guy's Angry Girlfriend Crashed a Mack Truck into Their Mobile Home; 
A Car Thief Was Released from Jail, & Was Arrested Again After Trying to Steal a Car in the Jail Parking Lot; 
Pigeon Steals the Show at Service for the Queen of England; 
An Inmate Broke Out & Tried to Steal a Little Girl’s Bike in Escape Attempt; 
The Future of Drive-Thru? 4 Dedicated Lanes...& Food Delivered by Elevator; 
Company dropping plans to equip drones with tasers; 
Woman Who Sold Her Farts in a Jar Is Now Selling Her Boob Sweat; 
A Man in FL Stole a Jet Ski, But He Didn't Know How to Swim; 
Man found with trunk full of avocados arrested on suspicion of grand theft. 

There's a couple more questions submitted from folks seeking the sage wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (or whatever he's calling himself this week...!) with topics like, "Help, My Grandkids Are Canceling Me!" & "Is It Weird To Have A GoFund Me To Send My Kid To A Good Preschool?" 

And more fun playing our "Insane Game Show" with "Pancho" to see if you can tell the difference between a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar"!

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