Foreplay Dating App, Roaming Man-Goat, & A Battery-Powered Urethra

Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World

English - March 05, 2022 17:15 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings
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Well, here's an appropriately named dating app: Foreplay. It's for groups only. There was a group of neighbors who weren't playing around when they thought they saw a "goat-man" roaming the neighborhood. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the sordid tale of how one man was unsuccessful in charging up his sex life when he got a AA battery stuck inside his man-pipe! "Pancho" is back from a week of sickness & you'll want to find out how his little "Panchito" was able to get the whole family sick by liking a chair at the ice cream parlor. You'll also get a charge out of these other tales of stupidity...

The Tooth Fairy Is Paying More Than $5 Per Tooth for the 1st Time Ever;
UT man accused of telling 4-y/o to shoot at police after McDonald’s dispute;
Pepsi Is Releasing a New "Nitro" Version...Featuring Delicious Nitrogen;
Mysterious ‘bulging triangle UFO’ filmed over city for 2 hours;
Woman stuck headfirst in chimney for nearly an hour rescued;
Is Boiling Potato Chips to Make Mashed Potatoes the Next Kitchen Hack;
FL man steals crossbow by stuffing it down his pants;
Owner Slammed Over ‘Insane’ List Of Rules For Dog Sitter;
A Guy's Allergies Turned Out to Be an Extra Tooth Growing in His Nose;
World Can’t Get Enough Of Visit From Reporter’s Mom;
3 Charged with Stealing $1,000 in Candles from CVS;
Amish Buggy Driver Admits Having ‘Couple of Beers’; Arrested for DUI;
You Could Earn $6,500...By Smelling Dog Poop for 2 Months;
Some Idiot Tried to Rob a Police Station;
A Guy Tried to Steal a Truck and Ended Up Calling 911 on Himself;
A 78-Y/O Woman Robbed While Praying…in Church!

And, "Pancho" gives sage advice for a couple of people asking "“My Friend's Teen Daughter Is Starting To Ask Lots Of Sex Questions" & "My Friend Purposely Lets His Phone Die". Plus we'll play along with "Pancho" in our weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"!

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