See Johnny Cash Pee, An Arby's Manager Pee Perversion, & Cambodian Penis Plant Posing Problems

Sometimes things come in 3's: So this episode features stupidity about peeing, penises, & perverts. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells a story that may cause you to re-think ordering a milkshake from a Vancouver, WA Arby's. He's also found a woman who has found the perfect lover...who's her imaginary sexual "gratifier" & can perform better in bed than any "earthman"... You'll find some strange gratification from some of the other stupidity that's featured, too... 

Man Arrested for Ramming Into Ambulance Because It Was Going Slow; 
Johns Hopkins students invent edible tape to keep burritos together; 
A Woman Drove into Wet Cement While Running from the Cops; 
A Teenager Thought a Guy Had a Knife, but It Was Just an Old Flip Phone; 
Texas 2-Y/O Orders 31 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers On Mom’s Phone App; 
Woman Calls 911...& Twerked...When McDonald's Got Her Order Wrong; 
Even Students Didn’t Like This Senior Prank; 
New Tool for Babies’ Health: a ‘Smart’ Pacifier; 
Amish Buggy Driver Charged with DUI After Crashing Into a Cop Car; 
One of the 1st Couples to Marry Over Zoom Has Divorced, & They Still Haven't Met; 
2 Men Arrested After Abandoning an Entire House in the Middle of Road; 
Guy Builds Air Horn to Blast When His Neighbor's Dog Barks; 
Woman Attracted To Objects Starts Dream Family Of 9 After Marrying Zombie Doll Bride; 
Did a Fake Costco Tweet About Hot Dogs Tank Its Stock Price? 

"Pancho" loans out his vast knowledge to 2 more folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about some of life's biggest questions like "My Kids Hate Bathing" & "My Family Is Always Talking About How Much Money People Make". Play along with "Pancho" again this week for another round of our "Insane Game Show" to see if you can answer faster than he can!

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