Dino Belly Buttons, A Tasteless Tombstone, & "Super Gonorrhea"

Many churches have divided over depictions of Adam & Eve having belly buttons...but did DINOSAURS? Apparently. When you leave this earth, you typically leave behind an epitaph on your tombstone--unless you're tasteless. Then you leave an epitaph that one family chose to leave on the tombstone of their loved one. If you think getting an STD is bad, you'll be celibate as a monk when you hear what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has to tell you about one strain that's nearly impossible to treat. And the stupidity continues....

I’m a teen & became a multi-millionaire with my lemonade business; 
Hypnosis Cured a Man of His $700-a-Month Pepsi Addiction; 
NH distillery turns invasive crabs into whiskey; 
Woman orders chair on Amazon—receives bonus vial of blood; 
British Cocaine Boss Busted by Cops Thanks to Conor McGregor Mural in His House; 
Bus driver says he didn’t know his gummy snacks included THC; 
NZ Stargazers Left ‘Freaking Out’ by Weird Blue Light Spirals in Night Sky; 
A Racoon Chased a Woman & Her Dog Into Her Home; 
A Map Shows Where Locals Can Find & Pick Wild Food for Free; 
Most Working Parents Are Experiencing "Burnout"; 
A Guy Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase Through a Golf Course; 
First Date "Icks" Bad Enough to Cancel a 2nd Date; 
A "Karen" Ruins Neighbor's Outdoor Wedding w/Loud Weed Eater; 
KFC Invented a New Utensil: The "Finger Spork"; 
47 cats found living in a car with their owner in MN; 
Internet Explorer Is Officially Dead at Age 26. 

There's 2 more folks seeking the wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew when they "ASK PANCHO" about burning issues like "What Do You Do With Pets After A Break Up" & "How Do You Convince Someone To Go To Therapy Who Needs It But Doesn't Want It"

Don't forget about the weekly "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" & guess the best answers!

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