Bored Security Guard "Improves" $1M Artwork, Butt Grenade Bomb Threat, & A Hissy-Fit in Aisle 3

When you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT appreciated. It was a bad gamble for one guy to tell a casino that he had a grenade in his butt & was going to blow up the place. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of a woman who had a full blown hissy fit in a FL Walmart thinking she was getting the employee discount. Also, these stupid-but-true tales... 

Just How Good Is Sex For Your Skin; 
Tom Holland Thought Mark Wahlberg Gave Him a Sex Toy & Was Trying to Hit on Him; 
Woman Impales Her Foot on a High-Heel While Trying to Kill a Spider; 
Shoes From Coffee Grounds & Recycled Bottles Are Waterproof & Comfy; 
You've Been Buttering Bread Wrong Your Whole Life; 
19-Y/O Woman Finds Out 13-Y/O Brother Is Her Twin; 
Drunk Driver Pulls Out Liquor Store Gift Card Instead of Driver’s License; 
Miami agrees to do something about its peacock problem; 
Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to get monkeys in the mood; 
Someone Tried to Smuggle Cocaine...Inside 20,000 Coconuts; 
Guy Tries to Smuggle 2 LIVE Men Into US in a Coffin; 
A Pizza Chain Ran a New Ad & Didn't Realize It Included Porn; 
37% of Men Gain Weight Watching Football...& the Most Popular Super Bowl Foods in Each State/Reasons I Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl; 
A Report About a "Sinkhole" in the Road Turned Out to Be a "Whole Sink"; 
High School Class Gets Eyeful of Porn Pics; 
Drunk Guy Claims to Be Mick Jagger, Climbs on Stage At a Live Show, & Fights a Cop.

We'll play more "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar" or if it's "Fake News or FLORIDA"!

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