Break-Neck Reality Game, Breaking Nipples, & A West VA Dog Heine

These virtual reality games are all "fun & games" until someone breaks their neck. Which really happened to a guy in Germany. Daring someone to spray their nipples with Axe Body Spray is all "fun & games" until they freeze & are flicked off. Which really happened to a guy in the UK & my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" will "break" it down. And it's all "fun & games" until Bette Midler calls West Virginians "poor, illiterate, & strung out". That's when the WV Governor brings his pet pug to use as an illustration to his "State of the State" address when he told Ms. Midler to kiss its "heine". And there's even more fun & games both in stupidity & in real games...

PA Man Offers to Make His Friend Food, Then Beats Him w/a Frying Pan When He Says No; 
A Man Thought He Had a Hernia...Turns Out He Had a Uterus; 
A PA Uber Driver Caught Her Boyfriend w/Another Woman When She Picked Them Up on a Date; 
A Guy in China Used a Suicide Attempt to Pressure His 29-Y/O Son into Giving Him Grandkids; 
Woman Shows Boyfriend Positive Pregnancy Test...& He Thinks It’s COVID; 
Mom Got Her Kid's Birthday Wrong for 2 Years Until Her Insurance Co. Set Her Straight; 
FL Woman Went Out of Her Way on a Road Trip, Because She Thought the Swiss Alps Were in NC; 
A Limo with a Stripper Pole Mounted on the Trunk Crashed into a Creek; 
There's a New Condom, & 1 in 6 Men Say It Makes Sex Better; 
The US Is the "Sexual Wellness Capital of the World"; 
Man Seen Walking Rooster On A Leash In OH Becomes Overnight Social Media Celebrity; 
Restaurant Threatens to Fire Employees If They Didn't Bring in 5-Star Reviews; 
MD officials discover the body of a deceased man inside his home filled with more than 120 snakes; 
A Guy on Drugs Tried to Claim His Bag of Syringes Was "For Fishing"; 
TikTok Trend Hilariously Captures How It Can Feel To Take Care Of Our ‘Stupid Mental Health’; 
A Guy in a High-Speed Chase Refused to Stop Until He Finished His Burger. 

Of course, the "games" are the "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho" so get your brain in gear!

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