Dog Privacy In Google Maps, A $5,900 Ukraine Uber Ride, & A Tinder Date In SpongeBob PJs

We may argue that all dogs go to Heaven, but do they care if they're seen on Google Maps "Street View" shots? Google thinks so. You may have heard warnings to never order anything from Amazon while consuming alcohol. As you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", this also would include calling Uber for a ride, as one British lady found out. First impressions are everything & for one divorced mom, this was a stupid one for both her experience with Tinder...& her date. Pancho also tells of yet another account of how foreign objects find their way inside the body cavities of humans. Like the lady who discovered a shot glass somehow wound up in her BLADDER for 4 years! There's also these stories of stupidity... 

A Dentist Cracked People's Teeth on Purpose so He Could Charge More; 
A Guy Is Begging Pranksters to Remove the Giant Kmart "K" They Put in His Front Lawn; 
A Refrigerator Repairman Stole $30,000 Worth of Turtles; 
A Guy Moved into His Cubicle to Avoid Rent and Protest His Low Pay; 
Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road; 
Flock Of Escaped Chickens Ride Shotgun To Dunkin’ Drive-Through; 
PA Firefighters Rush To Rescue Pet Stuck On Roof Only To Find A Happy Dog Who Likes Heights; 
Professor Suing Students for Copyright Infringement to Try to Find Cheaters After Exam Posted Online; 
Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road; 
Rich Guy Gave Away $200,000 in Free Gas, Causing Huge Traffic Jams; 
TikToker Secretly Stalks Her Ex While He Stalks Her Instagram for 3 Years; 
Cricket juice healthier than orange juice? Insects loaded with antioxidants, research shows; 
New Health Trend: Drinking Fish Tank Cleaner to Stay Young; 
A Guy Slept in a Stranger's House After Mistaking It for His Airbnb; 
Putin Cut Off From Precious Botox Supply Due to War Against Ukraine; 
JetBlue passengers left waiting on plane after airport crew leaves for night. 

More sage wisdom for 2 more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice such as: "What's The Best Flavored Seltzer" & "I Found Out My Daughter Has Business Cards To Write Fellow Student's Essays". And play along with "Pancho" with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!

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