A Sliced Up Sword Swallower, A Prehistoric Pecker, & A Flaming Wiener

You may wonder if those sword swallowers ever screw up. Well, that answer is "yes". Men have been grabbing their crotches since Cro-Magnon Man. And now we have historic artifacts to prove it. When you're "hot", you're "HOT" & as you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", when you're hot on the Amazon TV show, "The Boys"...you're wiener is on fire. We've got some real fiery stupidity for you this week...

Dog Racks up Online Charges by Chewing Video Game Controller; 
The Average Dirty Dish Sits in the Sink for a Day & a Half; 
Dog accidentally pulls fire alarm at Iowa doggie ‘day camp’; 
A School Nurse Stole Kids' Adderall & Replaced It with Aspirin; 
Advent Calendar Recalled...for Possible Salmonella Contamination; 
Guy Moons Judge During Zoom Call; 
The Grinch Got Drunk & Beat Up Rudolph at a Company Christmas Party; 
Woman Beaten with a Christmas Tree...By a Man Born on Christmas Eve; 
Louisiana Senator John Kennedy Really Hates Kale; 
A Driver Was Ticketed...After Driving on a Highway with Thick Snow Covering Their Windshield; 
A Lady Wiped Out on Her Scooter, & Then Someone Stole It; 
A Man Apologized for Setting a Cop Car on Fire, Saying He Does Stupid Things When He's Drunk; 
23 People Have Been Named "Eggnog" in the Past 500 Years; 
Identical twin sisters were accused of cheating on a test. A jury awarded them $1.5 million. 

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Always Travel To See My Family But They Don't Travel To See Me" & “Help! How Do You Inspire Your Kid To Chase Your Dream If You Were Too Afraid To Pursue Yours".

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