Mac-And-Cheesy Lawsuit, Figgy Pudding SPAM, & A Bladder Blocked By A Jump Rope

If you thought the McDonald's lawsuit over spilled hot coffee was frivolous, just ask Kraft about making Velveeta mac-and-cheese. Now for this Christmas season, you can "bring me some figgy pudding" SPAM to wish me a merry Christmas. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" was aghast at how a man was able to thread 90 inches of jump rope into his bladder. The holidays are full of stupidity and you've got it all in this week's insane episode.

New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ; 
Beavers Building Dams are Protecting the Rivers Threatened by Climate Change in Colorado; 
Thanksgiving Crime: A Guy Hunted a Turkey from His Car with a Handgun; 
AR Fire Chief Fired Over Inappropriate Use of Emojis; 
HelloFresh Denies Claim It Used Endangered Monkeys to Make Coconut Milk; 
"Darrell" Stole a Car, & We Know Because He Bluetooth-Connected It to "Darrell's iPhone"; 
Half of Us Have a Family Member We'd Like to Ban from the Holidays; 
A Man in a Raiders Helmet Was Arrested for DUI...After His 12-y/o Son Called 911; 
A Bank Robber's Note Was Written...on the Back of His Birth Certificate; 
An Amazon Driver Stole Packages...While Delivering Packages; 
A Guy Pulled a Gun at Wendy's Because He Didn't Get Free BBQ Sauce; 
FL Man with His Mom's Name Tattooed on His Chest Got Arrested for Assaulting Her Again;
Jack Daniel's Wants the Supreme Court to Ban a Dog Toy Called "Bad Spaniels"; 
Cops Shot an Arsonist in the Junk & "Changed the Looks of His Groin Forever".

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Rude To Request To Vacation With Someone Once Their Kids Are Older" & “Help! I'm Installing A Camera To Prove Someone Is Cheating"

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