Gas Stove Bans, Spasming Meat, & A Toilet Flush Gender Reveal

Yes, you'd better hang onto your gas stoves. When the guv'ment starts wondering out loud about a ban, do NOT take it lightly. When your fresh meat starts twitching, should you be concerned, though? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains how it played out for one family in the Philippines. If you find out whether you're getting a brother or a sister by the color of the toilet water, does this mean your family's going down the commode? The answers may be in this week's stupid episode! 

Hand sanitizer catches fire in Los Angeles parking lot; 
Incoming CA Congressman Takes Oath of Office on Superman Comic; 
Woman's Luggage Ends up in Honduras, 4 Years After Flying to Chicago; 
Now Very Outdated: 11% of People Have Never Bought a Newspaper...& 10% Have Never Used a Wall Calendar/Activities That Should Be "Retro Activities" by Now, but Aren’t; 
The Monty Python "Silly Walk" Burns as Many Calories as Jogging; 
MO dad suffers 3 strokes after ‘turning his head too quickly’ in pickleball; 
A 9-y/o Thought He Swallowed Pop-Rocks But Ingested Campfire' Chemicals Instead; 
Burglars Are Caught Because Their Truck Had a Cardboard Sign Saying "Stolen Tag"; 
"Lucky Girl Syndrome" Is Always Assuming Everything Will Work Out; 
TX Students Hospitalized After Allegedly Being Made to Do 400 Push-Ups; 
Amazon Delivery Driver Says He Fell Into Customer's Septic Tank; 
Worst First Kiss Ever? A Woman Had to Have Her Tongue Stitched Back Together; 
High School Employee 'Inadvertently' Emailed Sexually Explicit Photos to Entire Student Body; 
Gamer Butt-Dials 911, & the Operator Heard Him Say He "Killed 2 People". 

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Son Only Wants To Do Homework With His Dad" & “Help! I Started Friend Drama".

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