Lucky "Necropants", Family Pet Turned Into A Rug, & Placenta Smoothies

Nothing says how much you remember your loved ones like wearing their skin after they die. Nothing shows your devotion to man's best friend than keeping Fido's fur around for a rug. Nothing gives nourishment to ward off anxiety than drinking your placenta. Nothing can be more stupid than what you're about to hear this week. Hold my beer...

Couple naming their baby after a popular restaurant chain–people say he’l be bullied for sure; 
FL land buy for Chinese primate testing won’t end well, expert warns; 
MO man is forced to pay $400 fine for too many SUNFLOWERS in violation of city’s ‘turf-to-flower’ ratio; 
A Woman Called 911 Because She Doesn't Understand How Pork Works; 
A Pair of Thieves Crashed into Each Other While Trying to Get Away; 
Humans may evolve to have deformed bodies, 2nd eyelid from overusing technology; 
Woman finds 2 pythons mating behind her microwave; 
'Aquaman' Wears Fishbowl With Live Goldfish on His Head; 
Razor Blades Actually Were Found Hidden in a Child's Halloween Candy; 
Man Dressed as Mario Rides Firework Shooting Scooter Down Street; 
VA Man Sneaks Into Disney's Magic Kingdom Without Paying; Attacks Park Employees; 
Someone Showed Up at a Pawn Shop with a Used Coffin; 
Wife Rents Her Husband Out to Other Women for Odd Jobs at $45 an Hour; 
A Partially Blind Guy Shot a Home Intruder in the Butt.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Feel Like I'll Never Have Enough Money To Own A House!" & “Help! My Wife Thinks I'm Using Her Friend To Be Friends With Her Husband!"

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