Ancient Roman Phallus Carving, Interstate Alfredo Spill, & A Carjacking Coitus Interruptus

A record-breaking carving of male manhood has been uncovered & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the cold, hard, facts! Italian food lovers wept over spilled Alfredo sauce that creamed I-55 in Memphis, TN. Nothing kills a romantic mood like a carjacking & "Pancho" has the stupid situation one couple found themselves in when they were at the height of romance! The stupid truck has delivered another load...

The Trailer for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey" Is Out; 
Study finds: Men happier in relationships when they think they’re funnier; 
Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets; 
Firefighters find ‘unusual smell’ aboard plane—was bottle of nail polish; 
Cop Arrested for Posing…as a Cop; 
Can You Puke on Command? If So, This Company Is Hiring: 
A Guy Broke into an Animal Shelter & Let The Dogs Out; 
Japanese Government Struggles To Get Rid Of The Floppy Disk; 
Iowa town Can't Find Their time capsule; 
Rudest Cities in America Include Philadelphia (& Philly Has Beef with It); 
Woman Calls 911...Because She Was Stuck Upside-Down at the Gym; 
An Intruder Was Caught with His Pants Down While Charging His Phone; 
Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if People Didn't Stop AirDropping Nude Pics; 
Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ & get adopted freaks woman out; 
A Guy Met Up with His Ex to Get Money for the Tires She Slashed...& She Stabbed Him; 
Brilliant or STUPID? Putting Your Toilet Seat in the Dishwasher; 
CT Man Apprehended After Masturbating While Skateboarding Along Trails.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Wife & I Don't Share A Lot Of Interests" & "I'm Self Conscious About Dating Because I Have To Pee A Lot"

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