PSL Engagement Rings, Adult Happy Meals, & A Phallus Faux Pas

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Nothing says, "I Love You" like an engagement ring & nothing drives that fact home stronger than saying it with a pumpkin spice latte. Apparently the grown-ups are getting jealous over what their kids are getting in their McDonald's Happy Meals... so my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain that now McDonald's is giving them their own. Hurricane season always brings out the best artists who draw on weather maps. And "Pancho" will also tell you that it's always up for interpretation. You can draw your own conclusions from this week's stupidity...

World's Hottest Pepper Eating Contest in PA Ends After 3 Tiebreakers; 
Dump truck! Thief steals rig, learns it’s loaded with bat poop; 
People Are Worried That If Their Dogs Could Talk, They Wouldn't Be PC; 
CA school dance postponed due to bats in gym; 
My gown caught on fire at my wedding—& I didn’t even notice; 
A Guy Broke into a Police Station During a SWAT Training Exercise; 
False teeth could double as hearing aids; 
FL Woman Pulled a Gun When She Thought Someone Cut in Line for Gas; 
A Couple Used Dirty Diapers to Trick Porch Pirates...But the Thieves Retaliated with Cow Manure; 
Hurricane Reporter Explains Her CONDOM Microphone Covering; 
TikToker Risks His Life During Hurricane Ian to Create Viral Michael Jackson Tribute; 
Huge Study on CUSSIN’ Finds Jacksonville, FL In The Top 3 Who Do It Most/People Who Always Have Permission to Swear; 
A 67-y/o Woman Stole $2,000 from a Roadside Corn Stand That Works on the Honor System; 
Internet Backs Dad Who Left 'Ungrateful' Family In 'Squalor' on Vacation. 

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP With My Friend's Smack Talk" & “I'm Trying To Get My Boyfriend To Hydrate More (Or At Least Flush The Toilet)"

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