A JetBlue Jackoff, DJ Takes A Dump In His Pants--LIVE, & Cuttlefish Sex Toys

One TV reporter got a free show on his flight on JetBlue. One radio DJ couldn't keep his "crap" together when he cracked up on the air. GWAR fans have some intimate ways to experience the intergalactic barbarians using cuttlefish. You can get intimate with some serious stupidity this week...

Man Arrested for DUI Was on Meth & Driving with Screech Owl; 
TSA Finds Gun Stuffed in a Raw Baking Hen; 
‘Irate’ FL man intentionally hits man with his Porsche after argument; 
Is It Okay for a 5-y/o to Have His Birthday at Hooters? / Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your 5-y/o’s Birthday Party; 
Computer problems rampant at work? Average person battles 18 office tech issues each week; 
A Guy Programs His Electronic Drums with "Beavis & Butt-Head" Noises; 
FL 10-y/o Could Be Charged Over A Hug With School Counselor; 
An 18-foot python ate an alligator — whole — in Florida; 
Principal Suspended Over Student's Nazi Costume During Halloween Costume Contest; 
AZ Couple Lose Teaching Jobs After Middle Schoolers Find Their Explicit OnlyFans Account; 
A Guy Hugs His Friend Outside a Bar, & Didn't Realize He Was Showing People His Cool Knife; 
A "Temporary Vasectomy" Involves Injecting Gel Directly into Men's Junk; 
Feeling Lonely? Man-Sized Emotional Support Teddy Bears Now Exist; 
1 in 3 People Fake-Smile to Pretend to Like a Relative's Cooking.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Wrong To Want To Convince A Friend To Drink Again" & “Help! I'm Hosting Thanksgiving & it's Getting out of Hand!"

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