Non-Stupid People For Hire, Emotional Support Beer, & A Man Literally Gets "Horny"

Isn't America the greatest country in the world when a business can put up a hiring sign asking for non-stupid people to apply? Then sit back & watch as all the stupid people get offended by it. A NY man brilliantly registers his 16oz. glass of IPA brew as his pet BEER. In China (where ELSE???), there's a man who suffers from being horny...in the most horniest place on his body... and it's NOT what you think--or it could be EXACTLY what you think. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will try to explain. But there's really no explanation necessary for the rest of the stupidity you're going to discover...

Young FL Man captures 28 Burmese pythons, gets top prize; 
Man Carrying Gun at Corn Maze Accidentally Shoots Himself While Trying to Get Corn Kernels Out of His Boots; 
AR Motorcyclist Trying to Flee Police Gets Tased & Bursts into Flames; 
A Man Is Arrested for Kicking a Cop in the Groin, 6 Days After Getting Out of Prison—for Kicking a Cop in the Groin; 
A Woman Shot at Mountain Dew Bottles in Her Backyard...to Keep Her DAD from Drinking Them; 
A Guy Finds Wedding Ring in the Ocean, Tracked Down the Owner...But Was Told to Put It Back; 
A Thief Missed the Door, & Ran Into a Large Glass Window; 
A Study Found Picking Your Nose Might Cause Alzheimer's; 
Clorox Recalls Cleaning Products Due to…Bacteria; 
Some Idiot Stole a Radio Station's Branded SUV; 
Burglars Were Caught After Robbing a Phone Store, When One of Them Forgot Their Personal Phone; 
Pope Francis Warns Priests & Nuns to Cool It on Watching ‘Normal’ Porn; 
Want to survive a zombie apocalypse? Survey finds you should flee to FL!; 
Man with 9.5 Inch Penis Rejected for a Job Because They 'Thought He Had an Erection'

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Wife Doesn't Want To Leave The House If It 'Sounds' Cold!" & “Help! My Son Has Been Stealing Toilet Paper!"

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