A Horny Haunted House, A Breast-Feeding Nipple Malfunction, & A Horror Movie Pukefest

Some people fantasize about making love to ghosts. Well, now there's a haunted house with some horny ghost ready to turn you on. Imagine getting your baby to finally "latch on" so you can breast feed...then have your nipple BREAK OFF! It happened to one very surprised mom. There's a gut gouging movie that has so much blood & gore theater-goers are puking their guts out & passing out in the aisles. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" says that it's causing so much buzz the box office profits are up 82%! There's plenty of grisly stupidity waiting in this week's episode...

You Can Now Get Buried Alive & Dug Back Up for $57,000; 
FL man arrested after planning to ‘start a war,’ deputies say; 
A Thief Was Caught Stealing a 14-Ft. Skeleton in Broad Daylight; 
A Guy Left Voicemails for a Hitman but Dialed the Wrong Number; 
Barilla Pasta Sued for Being Made in Iowa, Not Italy; 
Middle Schooler Arrested After Allegedly Giving Away $10,000 of Grandma’s Cash; 
A Guy Tried to Sell His Ex-Girlfriend's Mom's Ashes to Get Money for Drugs; 
A Man Retires as a Cop, & Starts a New Career as a Drug Dealer; 
German climate activists douse Monet painting with mashed potatoes; 
Woman stumbles across a ‘whale’s PENIS’ that washed up on the shore while visiting the beach–as mystery surrounds how it got there; 
You Can Now Buy Your Horse $1,200 Sneakers; 
PA Bowling Alley Hosting a 'Balls Out Naked Cosmic Bowling' Night; 
Woman Says She Was Infected with STD After Janitor Took a Whiz in Her Water Bottle; 
Artist Goes Viral For Tattooing Baby. 

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: I Know My New Job Will Impact My Dating Life!" & “Help! My Brother In Law Keeps Watching Rated 'R' Movies With My Nephew!"

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