Virgo – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:49 - 4.69 MBStoner Virgo the clouds of Fall have fully set in. Not just within the terrestrial climate, but within astrological realms as well. Not doom and gloom, but more like a boring haze. But there is a bright side within this dense and dull period. The stoner Virgo is naturally built for this mundane drudgery. What … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope November →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:42Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go. Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress? In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation. With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin. Sure … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope October →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:35Stoner Virgo the month of August will be similar to that time you hit the pipe, or joint, one time too many in one session. Crashing waves of stoned paranoia followed by troughs of paralyzing deep contemplative thoughts all leaving you beached on an island within yourself. We’ve all been there, my logical Virgin. The … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope August →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 19:38Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example: An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?” As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope July →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:16Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June. Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin. You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo. Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month. Wedding Cake … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope June →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:15Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac. So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle. The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe. But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope May →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:26Cosmic vibes in April favor the natural traits of the stoner Virgo. Ah yes my helpful Virgin, it will be nice to have a cosmic breeze at your back while you traverse the terrestrial plane. But this warm influence will amplify all of your stonerific qualities, maybe even the ones that can cause friction with … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope April →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 22:06Stoner Virgo the transition to Spring will find a wonderfully positive influence from our grand celestial bodies. The particular positive push from the universe will combine well with your natural stoner tendencies and traits. Compounding this positive combination will be the impact felt in both the personal and work spheres. Alright my practical stoner Virgin, … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope March →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 01:27Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine? Can you build a house within a home? The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths: Consistency, Diligence, and Heart. Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo. This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope February →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:48Stoner Virgo you are a unique terrestrial astronaut flying through the galaxy on our cosmic spaceship. You are a hard worker; organized in your routine and ambitious undertakings. This month will provide a break from routine. Prepare to feed your head instead of the to-do list in January. There may be uncomfortable aspects to the … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope January →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:42Stoner Virgo the month of December sets up like an older stoner classic, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Two opposite worlds will combine for straight fire this month. And, as with the sandwich, the ingredients and process will be easy to procure and execute. First the peanut butter, the foundational glue to the delicious … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope December →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope September
August 30, 2020 20:26Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year. Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo. Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope September →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 23:16Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 19:26Freedom! The first summer month will bring a cosmic lubricant to any stoner Virgos stuck in the grind of life. Romance, business, all spheres will be affected by this cosmic blessing. Put on your cannabis club kicks; your dance card with the sacred herb is wide open. Any, and all, strains can be considered during … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:55Stoner Virgo, the final month of spring will be marked by a rain of positivity from a supportive celestial alignment. In order to make the most of these benefits, you must stay active. Avoid couchlock and putting off tasks for later. While it may always be nice to get high, those who remain ‘high minded’ … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:48For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Virgo Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 03:13Stoner Virgo the first spring month will bring a break in negative storm clouds brought by Mercury during 2019. The month should be positive and bright, but only for an attentive stoner Virgo. March will require a combination of already held talents, and newfound patience, to conquer important obstacles. Critical decisions must be assessed and … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Virgo February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:25Stoner Virgos can expect to feel a magnetic pull from both negative and positive forces this month. Some would say it’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard spot. Or, like having some sweet, frosty nugs, but no way to smoke them. Maybe a giant plate of medicated brownies, but no fellow cosmic … Continue reading Virgo February 2019 →
Virgo January 2019
December 31, 2018 01:00Stoner Virgo as the New Year gets underway, you are likely to feel like the cosmic currents are pulling you in conflicting directions. Unfortunately, the planetary positions will affect your own inner alignment during this period. You may notice this dampens your self confidence and belief in your own abilities. Stoner Virgo the important thing … Continue reading Virgo January 2019 →
Virgo December 2018
November 28, 2018 19:18What’s the rush stoner Virgo? Wait, that’s right, there isn’t one. This December you should expect to move along at a slow, but steady burn. Stock up on any smoking supplies you may need early in the month, and make sure your nug jars are full. Your main goal will be to recharge the body, … Continue reading Virgo December 2018 →
Virgo November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:57Stoner Virgo whether or not you practice yoga, or make a weekly trip to the gym, it will be important for you to remain flexible this month. Just like the seasons, your surroundings are constantly changing. As long as you are willing and able to adapt, you will be ready to handle any curve ball … Continue reading Virgo November 2018 →
Virgo October 2018
September 29, 2018 22:24The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party. In your … Continue reading Virgo October 2018 →
Virgo September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:58From the slow uneventful to the fire Stoner Virgo! September will give you a chance to blaze your path to glory. But be ready! Protect yourself from whiplash, as positive movement and the momentum it gains will amaze you. From time to time our lives can feel like a stuck bolt. Regardless of wrenching, oiling, … Continue reading Virgo September 2018 →
Virgo August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:41Stoner Virgo let’s take time to remember last August. I had to deliver the unfortunate news that Mercury was in retrograde and you were in for a tough month of communication breakdown. So now I am here to tell you this August will be fairly bland and uneventful. Whoopy if you compare the two periods! … Continue reading Virgo August 2018 →
Virgo July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:24Know thyself stoner Virgo. July presents an interesting challenge. Cosmic winds will be swirling in an unpredictable manner. Internal conflicts must be addressed to receive blessings from the universe. Pitfalls and traps lie in wait, but not from external sources. Many Virgos find unsettling paranoia from some smoke sessions. In the second summer month it … Continue reading Virgo July 2018 →
Virgo June 2018
May 29, 2018 23:05Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent … Continue reading Virgo June 2018 →
Virgo May 2018
April 28, 2018 05:30Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles … Continue reading Virgo May 2018 →
Virgo April 2018
March 30, 2018 05:59No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life. In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do … Continue reading Virgo April 2018 →
Virgo March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:18Stoner Virgo, we are aware of the old adage: sharing is caring. It will be important to remember this phrase in March. This does not only apply to celebrating the good times, as you are likely to be called upon to help lift those nearest to you in their time of need. The good news … Continue reading Virgo March 2018 →
Virgo February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:58Stoner Virgo, this month will be all about the long game and a slow roll. This does not mean you should settle in on the couch or try to avoid tasks on your to-do list. To the contrary, you want to make sure you are moving forward at a deliberate and determined manner, otherwise you … Continue reading Virgo February 2018 →
Virgo January 2018
December 30, 2017 05:16Stoner Virgo you powerful, beautiful creature, the beginning of 2018 promises to be a magical time. The only requirement to receiving the positive cosmic vibes will be trust and confidence in yourself. Combust the sacred herb and meditate on your internal abilities. Your analytical nature helps you understand and know things not easily available to … Continue reading Virgo January 2018 →
Virgo December 2017
November 28, 2017 05:45Stoner Virgo December will be like a warm dank Indica strain. The smell of this sweet sacred cannabis bud will put you into a trance. I’d like to think of you as a triple threat in December. The sacred herb can be consumed in so many ways. Maybe this is the month to venture out … Continue reading Virgo December 2017 →
Virgo November 2017
October 28, 2017 04:27Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion … Continue reading Virgo November 2017 →
Virgo October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:38Stoner Virgo the month of October offers a mixed bag of cosmic influences. At many moments this month you may feel like you’re being pulled in two different directions. You must stay limber and alert stoner Virgo. October will require you to dance in and out of problems and triumphs with rhythm grace. Early in … Continue reading Virgo October 2017 →
Virgo September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:02Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of … Continue reading Virgo September 2017 →
Virgo August 2017
July 30, 2017 01:51Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this … Continue reading Virgo August 2017 →
Virgo July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:42Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on … Continue reading Virgo July 2017 →
VIRGO JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:19Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. … Continue reading VIRGO JUNE 2017 →
VIRGO MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:31Stoner Virgo, the sun will be shining on you in the final Spring time period. The sun does not represent fortune or an easy path stoner Virgo. It represents action and impact. Your decisions and work will definitely show results in the May time period. However, the equivocation of my words represent the dynamic nature … Continue reading VIRGO MAY 2017 →
VIRGO APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of … Continue reading VIRGO APRIL 2017 →
Virgo March 2017
February 27, 2017 22:19Stoner Virgo, March will be a delightful period of growth. Like spring flowers jetting out of the ground, new experiences and fruitful growth will be the possibility for you. Do not look at this opportunity as a gift from the cosmos stoner Virgo, but a natural extension of the work and diligence you put toward … Continue reading Virgo March 2017 →
Virgo February 2017
January 28, 2017 09:20Stoner Virgo the February time period should be a successful time for you. Everything you are built for will benefit you during this cosmic stage. However, Venus and the moon will collaborate to create a potentially explosive situation for stoner Virgos in the sphere of personal relationships. With a cool head and planning, the February … Continue reading Virgo February 2017 →
Virgo January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20Stoner Virgo the January time period may be hot for you despite the winter chill. However, the universe will not influence the outcome of your endeavors as much as other time periods. To successfully navigate through the January time period, you must know yourself; you must know your limitations as much as your capabilities. The … Continue reading Virgo January 2017 →
Virgo December 2016
December 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Virgo the universe has opened a window of learning for the period of December. Cosmic winds will be swirling in December making it hard to get a sense of direction. Hard work and acute task management will not be your savior. December brings you an opportunity to take a step back and contemplate what … Continue reading Virgo December 2016 →
Virgo November 2016
November 01, 2016 18:34Stoner Virgo the time period of November presents some unique challenges. Navigating life when you must keep your feet on the ground while your energy is in the clouds can be a difficult proposition; especially when you are used to getting your way and following your emotional instincts. Fear, not stoner Virgo, you have one … Continue reading Virgo November 2016 →
Virgo October 2016
October 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, the October time period will bring something unique and unusual for you. Do not fret, this new situation will be a welcome gift from the cosmos. Universal influences will be at bay leaving you to your devices and ambitions. A quiet period where caretaking and fire fighting will be at a minimum, and … Continue reading Virgo October 2016 →
Virgo September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, the period of September is a confusing time. Your energy and cosmic influences usually create a dynamic period of action, but September will be different. There is a calmness to the wind that you are not used to. Stoner Virgos like the action of the fire and the heat of the boiling pot. … Continue reading Virgo September 2016 →
Virgo August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, the period of August will be perfect! Just like you, right? Ok, just like you in the fact that two dueling influences will be competing to dominate your mood and position in the universe. Managing these dueling influences will be the key to success and happiness in August. The sun will shine down … Continue reading Virgo August 2016 →
Virgo July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Set out this month, stoner Virgo, with the end goal in mind. July holds no secrets for you amidst any of your colleagues or cannabis companions. Although you may find a few bumps in the road, it will be up to you on how you handle each situation. You will indubitably need to make time … Continue reading Virgo July 2016 →
Virgo June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, I am afraid to say the roller coaster ride of May will continue into June. Last month my words were all about self-confidence and rationalisation. The period of June will be a little different even if it seems you are riding the same never-ending roller coaster. The sacred herb will be your ally … Continue reading Virgo June 2016 →