Virgo – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Virgo May 2016
May 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, you cannot get off this ride. You paid for the ticket, the belts are locked, and the cars are in motion. The beginning of the month will be like the ascent of the ride. During this early stage of the month take the time to meditate with the sacred herb and focus on … Continue reading Virgo May 2016 →
Virgo April 2016
April 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Virgo, grab your cannabis companion and hold tight. April will be a rough road on the cosmic highway. The good news is that you possess some of the best shock absorbers in the celestial kingdom. Your instincts, decision-making, judgement, and tenacity will be tested in April as a cosmic headwind will sear at your … Continue reading Virgo April 2016 →
Virgo March 2016
March 01, 2016 09:20Virgo stoner, you are a powerful being. March brings a particularly strong and powerful month for the Virgo stoner. However, I must say this early and clearly: You must stay grounded in March and give care to your soul as much as your work ambitions. The sacred herb will be your grounding wire to the … Continue reading Virgo March 2016 →
Virgo February 2016
February 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Virgo, you will be hot in February. There is a strong warm cosmic wind at your back. The planets have aligned, and the universe has blessed you with extraordinary powers for the February period. Good fortune and accomplishment only come to those that act stoner Virgo. The universe can present you with opportunities, but … Continue reading Virgo February 2016 →
Virgo January 2016
January 01, 2016 09:20Stoner Virgo, January will be a bit of a mixed bag. One key to the month is knowing that you cannot control everything in your life. No matter what your religious affiliation is, the stoner Virgo must give themselves up to the cosmos. Smoke a bowl, clear your head, and meditate on positive affirmations. From … Continue reading Virgo January 2016 →
Virgo December 2015
December 01, 2015 09:20Stoner Virgo, December will be quite the roller coaster, strap in for safety. I know you don’t like the term bipolar, but your ability to compartmentalize triumphs and tragedy will serve you well in December. The cosmic winds will be swirling around you during this period. You will feel the burn of a frigid headwind … Continue reading Virgo December 2015 →
Virgo November 2015
November 01, 2015 09:20The universal energies in November are going to cause the stoner Virgo some unusually odd occurrences. You may need to keep your pipe full of indica this month as things will not go according to plan for you my cannabis companion. Knowing this in advance, you need to put a lid on your analytical side. … Continue reading Virgo November 2015 →
Virgo October 2015
October 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Virgo, for the month of October the cosmos will remain fairly neutral as an impacting force in your life. This non action by the universe will squarely put the power of impact into your hands. During this period you should think of consolidation of power and influence, not expansion of your worldly influence. This … Continue reading Virgo October 2015 →
Virgo September 2015
September 01, 2015 08:20Virgo stoner, the blessings of August were merely a training ground for the opportunities of September. Mahatma Gandhi said, “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” This message of inspiration and action are pointed directly at the Virgo stoner in September. Celestial bodies are colliding in the cosmos and raining positive … Continue reading Virgo September 2015 →
Virgo August 2015
August 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Virgo, you have my sympathies. The last couple months have not been the best way to start your summer. Sympathies can turn to cheers in August! The dark cloud of frustration and challenges has passed you by. Puff puff pass the bowl, August is finally your time to shine this summer. Stoner Virgo you … Continue reading Virgo August 2015 →
Virgo July 2015
July 01, 2015 08:20Virgo stoner, I know June was a struggle. The cosmic forces were against you. Unfortunately the struggle of June will continue into July. But instead of the all encompassing waves of negativity, the universe is granting you a break in the clouds, and the sun will shine through. A new light will shine in July … Continue reading Virgo July 2015 →
Virgo June 2015
May 25, 2015 08:20Virgo stoner, batten down the hatches! Sound the alarms! We are going down! You will need to seal your ship well to survive the pressures of the negative depths June will push you to. The Indica species of the sacred herb will be your friend in June. Contemplative meditation is a requirement for you this … Continue reading Virgo June 2015 →
Virgo May 2015
May 01, 2015 08:20Virgo stoner, progress can be boring sometimes. If I were to tell you that no significant events or forces would be in action in May, would that please or depress you? Honesty and straightforwardness are ingrained in your psyche, so I will give it to you straight. The world is what you make of it … Continue reading Virgo May 2015 →
Virgo April 2015
April 01, 2015 08:20Stoner Virgo, April is a period of time where your true nature will shine through without obstruction. As you know, this can be good and bad as you have great qualities that are often contradicted by social struggles. April brings a gift to the Virgo stoner. This is the perfect time for introspection to work … Continue reading Virgo April 2015 →
Virgo March 2015
March 01, 2015 09:20As a stoner Virgo you are consistently breaking down barriers and stereotypes associated with the lifestyle of someone who consumes the sacred herb. The battle for respect and legitimacy can be frustrating at times, but your fight is worth it. March may bring enemies to the gate of your mental house. This harmful agent may … Continue reading Virgo March 2015 →
Virgo February 2015
February 01, 2015 09:20Virgo stoner get ready, get set, GO! If you’re ready, February will bring the kind of freedom you seldom enjoy. Nothing will stop you from enjoying the productivity you crave as obstacles will fall to the side and your ambition, inspiration, and attention will lead the charge through the month. The only warning this month … Continue reading Virgo February 2015 →
Virgo January 2015
January 01, 2015 21:20Stoner Virgo, January comes with a battle you can win. Forces are moving against each other with amazing possibilities of confidence and understanding in front of a backdrop of negative energy pushing against you. January will feel like riding the roller coaster of a powerful edible. But you’ve got this pot brownie under control, you … Continue reading Virgo January 2015 →