Sagittarius – Stoner Astrological Horoscope
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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November
October 30, 2021 18:40 - 5.07 MBStoner Sag you are a bold hunter and master strategist. As such you know when it is time to embark on the terrestrial plane with mission goals, and when it is time to hold up and contemplate your universal instructions. The hunt is much more successful with proper planning. The November time period will be … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October
September 29, 2021 19:32Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step? That positive vibration in your bow tension? You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason. The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October. Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month. There is … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September
August 29, 2021 22:04Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison. You are filled with anxiety and anticipation. Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you. Finally the car reaches the top of the climb. There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge. Acceleration, euphoria, and … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August
July 29, 2021 19:24Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so. So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory! The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July
June 29, 2021 19:29Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period. It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight. Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains. Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July. Strains that assist deep … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June
May 30, 2021 02:28Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience. Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month. Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits. My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May
April 29, 2021 18:40Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow. My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision. Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain. The key to this month will be feeding the … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April
March 29, 2021 06:18Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March
February 26, 2021 21:55Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February
January 30, 2021 01:15Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January
December 30, 2020 06:38The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December
November 30, 2020 01:46It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019
June 27, 2019 23:04Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019
May 30, 2019 19:10Let’s get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019
April 29, 2019 02:50Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019
March 29, 2019 22:40The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →
Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019
February 27, 2019 03:04Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →
Sagittarius February 2019
January 29, 2019 23:29Stoner Sag there is no need to be alarmed, but it is advised you enter into February paying close attention to the windy roads ahead. You are entering a period of slight uncertainty; one where negativity is likely to cause noticeable tremors. If you plant your seeds strategically in solid soil and let your roots … Continue reading Sagittarius February 2019 →
Sagittarius January 2019
December 31, 2018 00:54Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride. The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy … Continue reading Sagittarius January 2019 →
Sagittarius December 2018
November 28, 2018 19:15The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don’t go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only … Continue reading Sagittarius December 2018 →
Sagittarius November 2018
October 29, 2018 02:56Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. … Continue reading Sagittarius November 2018 →
Sagittarius October 2018
September 29, 2018 22:12Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way. … Continue reading Sagittarius October 2018 →
Sagittarius September 2018
August 30, 2018 00:26Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid … Continue reading Sagittarius September 2018 →
Sagittarius August 2018
July 29, 2018 21:39Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your … Continue reading Sagittarius August 2018 →
Sagittarius July 2018
July 01, 2018 03:20It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, … Continue reading Sagittarius July 2018 →
Sagittarius June 2018
May 29, 2018 05:51Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed … Continue reading Sagittarius June 2018 →
Sagittarius May 2018
April 28, 2018 05:26Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary … Continue reading Sagittarius May 2018 →
Sagittarius April 2018
March 30, 2018 06:42Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds. This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this … Continue reading Sagittarius April 2018 →
Sagittarius March 2018
February 28, 2018 00:13Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure. Early in March the first … Continue reading Sagittarius March 2018 →
Sagittarius February 2018
January 30, 2018 20:50Stoner Sagittarius the month of February will be full of bright opportunities. As with much of life, it’s what you make of these opportunities that will reveal how the story ends. Sometimes the opportunity passed leads to the best outcome. Something to think about with that 10mg edible gummi early in the month. Let’s think … Continue reading Sagittarius February 2018 →
Sagittarius January 2018
December 30, 2017 05:17Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don’t want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any … Continue reading Sagittarius January 2018 →
Sagittarius December 2017
November 28, 2017 05:43Happy birthday stoner Sagittarius! But we have some work to do this month to fend off communication conflicts with Mercury in retrograde. The sacred herb will be a catalyst for emotional success in December. Introspective meditative dives with the sacred herb will help solve complex internal dilemmas. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you … Continue reading Sagittarius December 2017 →
Sagittarius November 2017
October 30, 2017 02:25Stoner Sagittarius, prepare yourself for an excellent adventure this November. Although it may be rainy and cold outside, yourself and your fellow space travelers will traverse far across the depths of the universe. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the coast to find new smoke spots, or exploring the depths of life, the universe … Continue reading Sagittarius November 2017 →
Sagittarius October 2017
September 29, 2017 04:33Oh Stoner Sagittarius, I know you want to find an end to this responsible task oriented cosmic path. But the second fall time period brings more influence from the responsible side of the heavens. This busy lifestyle with a seemingly endless to-do list will have a payback for you stoner Sagittarius. Your tireless work this … Continue reading Sagittarius October 2017 →
Sagittarius September 2017
August 30, 2017 04:01What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who … Continue reading Sagittarius September 2017 →
Sagittarius August 2017
July 30, 2017 01:56Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will … Continue reading Sagittarius August 2017 →
Sagittarius July 2017
June 30, 2017 06:37Stoner Sagittarius, in order for you to most enjoy the times of peace during the month of July, to truly soak up that freshly ground green goodness, it will be important that you keep up your metaphorical grind. By working hard, even when you think the problem is small or insignificant, you will be able … Continue reading Sagittarius July 2017 →
SAGITTARIUS JUNE 2017
May 29, 2017 17:58During this first month of summer, Stoner Sagittarius, aim high because the sky is truly the limit. Your greatest aspirations will only be surpassed by your abilities to achieve those dreams. While you begin to gain speed, know that there are no signs showing that you will have to slow down anytime soon. Precisely because … Continue reading SAGITTARIUS JUNE 2017 →
SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017
April 30, 2017 21:21Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. … Continue reading SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017 →
SAGITTARIUS APRIL 2017
March 29, 2017 05:00Stoner Sagittarius, this April you should expect much, but demand nothing. That is, the arrival of spring brings to you immense opportunities, both in the financial and personal spheres. However, while the possibilities for great success will be apparent, it will be completely your responsibility to seize upon this potential. It will be most important … Continue reading SAGITTARIUS APRIL 2017 →
Sagittarius March 2017
February 27, 2017 22:14Stoner Sagittarius, it will not be too much to say that this March, you will be floating on cloud nine. And if not, at least you’ll be a seven or eight. With all the promise of the approaching spring season, you should embrace the novelty and newness of things to be explored. Be sure to … Continue reading Sagittarius March 2017 →
Sagittarius February 2017
January 28, 2017 16:48Stoner Sagittarius you have a reputation for being thorough and exact in your actions. You always weigh the risks and take the high road on the regular. February of 2017 will open new doors for you in the department of risk taking my cannabis companion! This is not to be taken lightly. You have goals … Continue reading Sagittarius February 2017 →
Sagittarius January 2017
January 01, 2017 09:20Perhaps, Stoner Sagittarius, you are feeling a swelling of energies from within. Perhaps, you woke up to the right side of the bed and although the weather is not ideal, you can’t get the image of blue skies out of your mind. Go with this feeling Sag. Because 2017 will be a year for you … Continue reading Sagittarius January 2017 →
Sagittarius December 2016
December 01, 2016 15:55Have you ever heard that old song, Stoner Sagittarius? The one that goes something like: “Roll, roll, roll your joint. Twist it at both ends. Take two puffs, now that’s enough–now pass it to a friend.” This may not be the original words, but the stoner version has some helpful advice for this December. The … Continue reading Sagittarius December 2016 →
Sagittarius November 2016
November 01, 2016 08:20While the weather has gotten colder, stoner Sagittarius, you can expect your excitement levels to continue to heat up. As many of your undertakings may be accompanied by our wonderful lady, mary jane, it is advised that you take photos. Photos will make the memories will last longer. Just remember to keep it going steady, … Continue reading Sagittarius November 2016 →
Sagittarius October 2016
September 28, 2016 08:20Stoner Sag, this coming October you will find yourself settling into a very pleasant groove. And, although there will be occasions that seem like they might turn your groove into a funk, no one will actually be able to affect your zen. Just remember that you are the master of your own destiny. The month … Continue reading Sagittarius October 2016 →
Sagittarius September 2016
September 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Sagittarius, it will be of great value for you to invest your energies into keeping it positive. This is not to say that everything that can, will go wrong. Instead, it means that it will be mostly up to you to make them go right. You may want to worry, but, fortunately, you know … Continue reading Sagittarius September 2016 →
Sagittarius August 2016
August 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Sagittarius, this August it will be important that you remember that you are the captain of your ship. You may feel a bit lost at sea and that you are being tossed around by unexpected waves. While those around you may be eager to offer advice, even good advice, you are ultimately the one … Continue reading Sagittarius August 2016 →
Sagittarius July 2016
July 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Sagittarius, in order to capture the bigger picture you will need to pay additional attention to the little things. Instead of sailing high with a sweet sativa, keep grounded by sticking with the indicas this July. It’s okay to relax, and in fact, it will be much needed with the fluctuating time you are … Continue reading Sagittarius July 2016 →
Sagittarius June 2016
June 01, 2016 08:20Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast. With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while. Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to … Continue reading Sagittarius June 2016 →