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S02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nker
Footballland - July 05, 2022 05:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings, Captain Footballland here! I have exciting things to report: our intrepid trio continue to fight for the greater footballing good – battling interminable desert sand storms, blistering temperature and general indifference – the park progress. Flying high above the footprint of Footba...
S02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation Simulator
Footballland - June 28, 2022 05:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGood day fair Footballlanders, Another glorious week of Footballland is upon us, and what a week of Footballland last week was, no? EXCITING NEWS ALERT!! We have broken ground! We think... (TBC) Either way Mark is out in Qatar, we think... (or Saudi Arabia (TBC)) and he's employed a local (TBC)...
S02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark Drapery
Footballland - June 21, 2022 05:00 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballland Earholders! Well, we must apologise again, not sure to who, but to somebody for sure... Yes we've failed, yet again, to break ground on Footballland but we're not really worried because it's all sand and sand is dead easy to dig so, you know... In other news Anthony is ha...
S02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught Excluder
Footballland - June 14, 2022 05:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballlanders, It's all kicking off in Tuvalu! Anthony has started the newest, spiciest rivalry in football. After beating them in an 11 vs 1 game, he has now started to berate them and insult them whenever possible. Needless to say, we've not started building yet BUT we did come up...
Footballland S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster
Footballland - June 07, 2022 04:27 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballland Earholders! What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Minehead respectively! The team at Footballland are working around the cl...
S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster
Footballland - June 07, 2022 04:27 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballland Earholders! What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Minehead respectively! The team at Footballland are working around the cl...
S02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too Pumped
Footballland - May 31, 2022 04:38 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Welcome one and all to Footballland! After a slight mix up two of the trio are in Goa, India, while our Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison is in Doha. So we've bee...
S02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors
Footballland - May 24, 2022 04:41 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Hello from Saudi Arabia! The boys are in Saudi (although Mark is in fact in Qatar) to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar in 2...
S02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The Watcher
Footballland - May 17, 2022 04:34 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings from Qatar! For the first time in Footballland history, the boys are in the Middle East! Anthony is in the Holiday Inn in Doha, Ryan is in The Marriott in Doha, and Mark is in Saudi Arabia. Time is really running out to build this park - at this rate we’re looking at building one ride...
S02 E34 | Lukaku's Lucky 7s, Hit The Stanchion and Paul Ince's Magic Bandage
Footballland - May 10, 2022 04:31 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Finally something for the children! Paul Ince is in danger of being forgotten by the youth of today, so what better way to revive his playing career than by creating a gi...
S02 E33 | Le Le Tissier Conspiracé, Pep's Over Thinking Obstacle Course & The House of the Unread
Footballland - May 03, 2022 05:30 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsFair Bank Holiday my UK based earholders! (And to the rest of the world... er, hello and don't ask what a Bank Holiday is.) We did it again, didn't we? Yep, we only went and came up with THREE sexy new attractions! We don't care how close it's getting until we're supposed to be opening the park...
S02 E32 | The Unsung Hero, The I Love Football Global Theatre & Live Draw Love Balls
Footballland - April 26, 2022 04:28 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Good morrow Footballland Earholders! Can you believe there's only 210 days until the World Cup? Which means there's just 209 days until we need to have built Footballland...
S02 E31 | Emerson Royal With Cheese, He Doesn't Want It! & The Back Pass
Footballland - April 19, 2022 04:25 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Happy Easter to all our Footballland Earholders! And a special Happy Easter to Patreon Graham Boosey, who pitches the grass roots experience HE DOESN'T WANT IT. Footballla...
S02 E30 | Nightmare (Dele) Alli, Fox In The Box & The Time Waster
Footballland - April 12, 2022 04:36 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballland Earholders, And a special Footballland greeting to those of you interested in seeing a Fox In The Box placed in a perspex box the size of a penalty...
S02 E29 | Tickly Thomas Tuchel, It'll Be All Dwight On The Night & Punt It Upfield
Footballland - April 05, 2022 04:25 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballland earholders! It’s another week of dreamweaving here at Footballland HQ. We’ve been accidentally given $1 billion by the state of Qatar to build the w...
S02 E28 | The Glenn Hoddle School of English, The Matty Cash Point & Ooh Aahh Canada!
Footballland - March 29, 2022 04:20 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballland Earholders! And a special welcome to our new Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who is the proud sponsor of our new car park (The Thomas Spirewalt Car Park,...
S02 E27 | The Kane & Sonbination, The Catapult Bra & Garth Crooks' Team Of The Day
Footballland - March 22, 2022 05:15 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Earholders! What a lovely day it is too, not least because you've got a brand new episode of Footballland ready to plug into your earholes! We have $1 billion do...
S02 E26 | Klich Koch The Bielsa Clock, Stick It In The Mixer & Be The Kepa
Footballland - March 15, 2022 06:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsDear Lorders and Lorderesses of Footballland, We had another indulgent meeting this week – when we really should be cracking on with building the park – we just couldn't help ourselves. So yes, we've piled more pressure on ourselves by creating three more attractions that just have to be built....
S02 E25 | Revenge Of The Picked Last Kids, The XG Experience & The Romelu Poo-Car-Queue
Footballland - March 08, 2022 05:24 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Dear Earholders of Footballland and those fortunate enough to stumble across this recording. It's been another hugely successful meeting in the planning of the world's fir...
S02 E24 | Snoring James Milner, Victorian Terrace Pissball & Freaky Free Kicks
Footballland - March 01, 2022 05:24 - 42 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland [Musical notes emoji] Footballland, FOOTBALLLAND. FOOOT BBAALLLL LAND [/Musical notes emoji] It's a serious business, creating the world's first football themed theme par...
S02 E23 | The Aubameyang Boomerang, Full Ham & The Faillercoaster
Footballland - February 22, 2022 05:18 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Greetings Footballlanders! It took us until Episode 23 of season 2 to come up with a casino for Footballland. What have we called it? The Tony Cascacasino. The great news...
S01 E22 | John Terry's Farewell Tours, Alisson Pecker & The Player Manager
Footballland - February 15, 2022 05:36 - 31 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland "Don't chat. Risk of death." Hello Footballlanders! The world's first football theme park is ever expanding and we are thrilled to announce TWO new rides from us and ONE f...
S02 E21 | Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem, Shit House and See No Medieval, Hear No Medieval, Speak No Medieval
Footballland - February 08, 2022 05:36 - 45 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballland guests, patrons and earholders! There's a growing excitement here at Footballland HQ. The park is slowly taking shape. We haven't yet built anything as such, but if 90% of the work is in the design, then Footballland is 28% complete! We are thrilled to announce THREE m...
S02 E20 The Diving Header, Eddie Howe’s Supermarket Sweep and Manager Marriage Counselling
Footballland - February 01, 2022 06:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballlanders! Fantastic news! Over the weekend we chatted with a guy whose flatmate was from Qatar. He said that they’re counting down the days until the world’s first football theme park opens in their country, and all anyone can talk about is how many seconds they’re going to las...
Footballland S02 E19 | Ronaldon't, The Frank Lampard Lol-lercoaster & Chris Kamara's Lallana and Benrahma on Llamas
Footballland - January 25, 2022 05:27 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballlanders! After another fruitful meeting at Footballland HQ we are pleased to announce THREE new rides. OK, so one of them is just Chris Kamara solving park problems, so let's call it TWO new rides and ONE important piece of park infrastructure! This week the world's 2nd gre...
S02 E19 | Ronaldon't, The Frank Lampard Lol-lercoaster & Chris Kamara's Lallana and Benrahma on Llamas
Footballland - January 25, 2022 05:27 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsGreetings Footballlanders! After another fruitful meeting at Footballland HQ we are pleased to announce THREE new rides. OK, so one of them is just Chris Kamara solving park problems, so let's call it TWO new rides and ONE important piece of park infrastructure! This week the world's 2nd gre...
S02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding
Footballland - January 18, 2022 05:24 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Welcome earholders, and general listeners to another week of theme park planning! We're one step closer to building Footballland, and we thank you for your support as we ...
Footballland S02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding
Footballland - January 18, 2022 05:24 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Welcome earholders, and general listeners to another week of theme park planning! We're one step closer to building Footballland, and we thank you for your support as we ...
S02 E17 | The Terry Venables Wrecking Ball, Emmanuel Frimpong's Ping Pong Ding Dong & Shrug It Off
Footballland - January 11, 2022 05:19 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Terry Venables, in a giant velcro fat suit, attached to a mile high crane, swinging through the park at midday every day singing 'We're All Going England Crazy' and taking ...
S02 E16 | Ralf Rangnick's Quicksand Experience, Go On Mer'son & The Maze Of Mesmeric Feet
Footballland - January 04, 2022 05:23 - 39 minutes ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland Some new year resolutions are bigger than others. We're not belittling your yearly vow to drink 3 pints fewer per week before inevitably giving up by early Feb, but we have...