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Good morrow Footballland Earholders! 

Can you believe there's only 210 days until the World Cup? Which means there's just 209 days until we need to have built Footballland, the world's first football themed theme park (we're building it a day earlier just in case people have already got to Qatar).

This week we're excited to unveil THREE new rides, of which only one is a ride. The other two are experiences, and what incredible experiences they are! A big thanks to Patreon Phil Lee, who returns to pitch. Would you like to pitch us a ride? Get involved. Message us. DO IT NOW. 


THE UNSUNG HERO

You know that background music nobody really listens to in theme parks? We've sorted it. 3 hours of the most boring, so-inoffensive-it's-bordering-on-offensive football themed music we could find!


THE I LOVE FOOTBALL GLOBAL THEATRE (AND GYM?)

Still no idea why there's a gym involved, but thanks Phil Lee. And great for Eric Cantona to get involved. 


LIVE DRAW LOVE BALLS

Now you can experience the thrill of a numbered ball being drawn out of a massive machine as we create the biggest and only FA Cup draw simulator yet! Will you soil yourself? It's very likely!


And please send us your ride ideas. We'll feature each and every one. 

Anthony Richardson (CEO)

Mark Davison (Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer)

Ryan Baxter (Intern)

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